Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67782
Bugs Bunny's my mom.
I squirmed out of his anus
and from the TV.

Living room carpet
with its awful ugly stain.
I jump from the floor.

And into your face.
Inserted in your eyeball.
Why are you so dead?
Haiku #67782
Posted: August 3, 2020 8:04 pm ET
Poet & location: DW of I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!