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Dirty fingernails
Eureka! More syllables
Rectal spelunking
Haiku #67817
, by Ben A. Miner of Hollywood/Redwood
August 12, 2020 8:44 pm ET
Scratch where it itches.
Mine the poetic riches.
Top THIS one, bitches. . . .
Haiku #67816
, by Line of Lines
August 12, 2020 7:15 pm ET
shackled to my desk
forced to endure this cruel fate:
my boss's humming
Haiku #67815
, by Office Guy of Close to Suicide
August 12, 2020 1:29 pm ET
Hey, pull my finger
Try aromatherapy
The smell of a fart
Haiku #67814
, by Fart Knower of Undisclosed
August 12, 2020 8:25 am ET
100 pushups.
And I mean without stopping.
Come on you pussies!
Haiku #67813
, by DW of Drill Sergeant Wannabe
August 11, 2020 10:55 pm ET
Christopher Walken.
That's my choice for president.
Fuck those other guys.
Haiku #67812
, by Hidden watches
August 11, 2020 10:52 pm ET
If you see my ex,
please try to give her covid.
Maybe ebola.
Haiku #67811
, by DW
August 11, 2020 10:44 pm ET
Alligator gar
This fishing expedition
made me shit my pants
Haiku #67810
, by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
August 11, 2020 10:27 pm ET
OH you are so vile.
You have just ruined it all.
Please leave me alone.
Haiku #67809
, by Distraught Female of Sobbing Hysterically in Haiku
August 11, 2020 9:46 pm ET
Take three Hail Marys
And call me in the morning
He spoke, pulling out
Haiku #67808
, by Noticer of Details of Rectory parking lot
August 11, 2020 8:20 pm ET
Under old willow
I have heard the wind whisper
"FREE CUNNILINGUS!"
Haiku #67807
, by Starkitten
August 11, 2020 5:06 pm ET
first I tried Tinder
no luck. next on to Grindr-
my asshole is sore
Haiku #67806
, by HoreToCulture of Brown Town
August 11, 2020 8:41 am ET
Sodomized by Freud.
He was psycho analized.
For five hundred bucks.
There are no refunds.
Best see a proctologist.
Your guts will fall out.
Haiku #67805
, by Roman happiness penis.
August 11, 2020 1:11 am ET
Recurring visions.
The WalMart was abandoned.
Completely ransacked.
I don't know the cause.
Virus, war, or disaster.
Maybe it was you.
Haiku #67804
, by Or maybe huge titties. of Probably Russian titties.
August 11, 2020 1:00 am ET
The whore has huge tits.
And she's not wearing a bra.
Coffee mug nipples.
Haiku #67803
, by Get a handle, old man.
August 11, 2020 12:54 am ET
My God, what a blast.
Bombs are so entertaining.
Moreso when folks die.
Haiku #67802
, by That was several hundred times more powerful than the OKC bomb. Amazing really.
August 11, 2020 12:50 am ET
Fuck murder hornets!
I mean that literally
....find them quite sexy
Haiku #67801
, by Phil Lesh.....Kind of like a "furry," but with insects
August 10, 2020 11:33 pm ET
I won't analyze.
I just want to go shopping.
Too many theories.
Haiku #67800
, by Typical Brainwashed Zombie of Consumer Circus
August 9, 2020 2:28 pm ET
set us up the bomb
in a port in lebanon
suddenly it's gone
Haiku #67799
, by ash of somewhere far away
August 8, 2020 9:50 pm ET
American fool
We are will shortly crush you.
Ha ha. Funny jokes.
Haiku #67798
, by Goose-stepping Chinaman with AK-47 and Rocket Launcher of Xi Jin Ping Pong Paddle
August 8, 2020 1:52 pm ET
There is no covid.
Trump made it all up.
Winnie the Pooh's cock.
Figuratively.
I mean the Chinese Chairman.
What the fuck's his name?
Haiku #67797
, by Mousy Dung
August 7, 2020 6:28 am ET
You, paddling my ass
Always in that meet porn store
Sticking out your pud.
Haiku #67796
, by that will be $15.
August 7, 2020 6:04 am ET
You, peddling your ass
Always on that street corner
Sticking out your poems
Haiku #67795
, by Grossed out of In the vicinity
August 7, 2020 2:23 am ET
You should stop reading.
Walk the streets in search of life.
Never return home.
Haiku #67794
, by High school conselor.
August 5, 2020 9:10 pm ET
Come and partake of
the LSD communion
acetylene tank.
Become a member.
The First Church of Future Christ.
Meth off a whore's tits.
Haiku #67793
, by Free coffee and donuts too! of Temple whore revenue. Nuns get none, sums get some.
August 5, 2020 7:53 pm ET
If Jesus Christ died
for the sins I commited,
then he got off light.
Next time he comes here
we'll use drugs and blow torches.
Welding tank necklace.
Haiku #67792
, by dw
August 5, 2020 7:46 pm ET
Leave me out of this
(Said the guy who hung around
and did magic tricks.)
Haiku #67791
, by Sister Christian of Motoring
August 5, 2020 1:51 pm ET
Trumpers gonna Trump.
Marxist queers will Marxist queer.
But Christ is still Lord.
Haiku #67790
, by Big Eva of the Celestial Machinery
August 5, 2020 9:51 am ET
It is what it is.
What a callous piece of shit
Hashtag, Trump virus
Haiku #67789
, by Anonymous Poet
August 5, 2020 7:11 am ET
Horses on the track
Woke up with my ass on fire
Horses on the track
Haiku #67788
, by Motivated by Oats of Undisclosed
August 4, 2020 2:08 pm ET
17 feet tall
Makes it kind of difficult
For us to bang, eh?
Haiku #67787
, by Ivana Blowyathough of Standing near spaceship, Canada
August 4, 2020 1:59 pm ET
the world has gone mad
but i was already there
before the tourists
Haiku #67786
, by ash
August 4, 2020 9:33 am ET
Keep talking, bitches.
Your days are known and numbered.
Haiku will get you.
Haiku #67785
, by Black Ops of Haiku
August 3, 2020 8:40 pm ET
Horrid hoarfrost hoards.
Horrible horny whoring
horrendous hoar horns.
Haiku #67784
, by DW of How do I know I'm not a robot?
August 3, 2020 8:14 pm ET
You mean Scott Spicer?
He was the Easter Bunny
He died for your sins
Haiku #67783
, by Henrietta (cluck) of Ovum Office
August 3, 2020 8:14 pm ET
Bugs Bunny's my mom.
I squirmed out of his anus
and from the TV.
Living room carpet
with its awful ugly stain.
I jump from the floor.
And into your face.
Inserted in your eyeball.
Why are you so dead?
Haiku #67782
, by DW of I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!
August 3, 2020 8:04 pm ET
Vaseline is cheap
And I got lots of
Spare time on my hands
Haiku #67781
, by Pete Roleum of Under old willow
August 3, 2020 1:20 pm ET
so in god we trust
but who is god? Well its me
yeah thats right fuck you
Haiku #67780
, by Line of lines
August 3, 2020 2:02 am ET
The Grand Poohbah
Grabbing Mrs. Cunningham
Like a bowling ball
Haiku #67779
, by All Seeing Eye of Milwaukee
August 3, 2020 12:57 am ET
Just think happy thoughts
Dream of a tasty sandwich
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku #67778
, by Never gonna give you up of Never gonna let you down
August 3, 2020 12:00 am ET
more and more covid
stay calm, breathe in and breathe out
but don't breathe virus
Haiku #67777
, by ash
August 2, 2020 9:06 am ET
That MC5 rock
From Detroit Motor City
Was lame-ass pansy
Haiku #67776
, by Kick Out The Germs of Ramalama Fa Fa Fa
August 1, 2020 10:06 pm ET
Everybody up
Bad Haiku kick out the jams
You are the star now
Haiku #67775
, by Polite Lizard of Thetis Lake
August 1, 2020 8:36 pm ET
Dandelion Greens
A study in gluttony
Open House : my pants
Haiku #67774
, by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
August 1, 2020 8:12 pm ET
The barking spider
of the golden electroplate
Oomph Loompa Guild
Haiku #67773
, by Gut Feeling of It's an outsie.....really
August 1, 2020 8:01 pm ET
Darth himself is smeared
All over the floor and wall:
our haiku shithouse.
Haiku #67772
, by Orality of Fecality of Reality
August 1, 2020 4:49 pm ET
A bright flowing stream,
Quiet grove of blissful shade:
All this means nothing...
Haiku #67771
, by Sources of Denial
August 1, 2020 4:45 pm ET
The floor is lava
Dude, fecal incontinence
is the volcano
Haiku #67770
, by Greg, Peter and Bobby of Brady Bunch residence
August 1, 2020 2:37 pm ET
trust me, i've felt like
ending my existence cause
i didn't want to clean
the floor anymore.
Haiku #67769
, by vhs
August 1, 2020 2:02 pm ET
Viral hysteria . . .
Globalist agenda fail:
because of haiku.
Haiku #67768
, by George Soros' Mother-in-law of Gehenna
August 1, 2020 10:19 am ET
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