Sodomized by Freud.
He was psycho analized.
For five hundred bucks.

There are no refunds.
Best see a proctologist.
Your guts will fall out.

Recurring visions.
The WalMart was abandoned.
Completely ransacked.

I don't know the cause.
Virus, war, or disaster.
Maybe it was you.

The whore has huge tits.
And she's not wearing a bra.
Coffee mug nipples.

My God, what a blast.
Bombs are so entertaining.
Moreso when folks die.

Fuck murder hornets!
I mean that literally
....find them quite sexy

I won't analyze.
I just want to go shopping.
Too many theories.

set us up the bomb
in a port in lebanon
suddenly it's gone

American fool
We are will shortly crush you.
Ha ha. Funny jokes.

There is no covid.
Trump made it all up.
Winnie the Pooh's cock.

Figuratively.
I mean the Chinese Chairman.
What the fuck's his name?

You, paddling my ass
Always in that meet porn store
Sticking out your pud.

You, peddling your ass
Always on that street corner
Sticking out your poems

You should stop reading.
Walk the streets in search of life.
Never return home.

Come and partake of
the LSD communion
acetylene tank.

Become a member.
The First Church of Future Christ.
Meth off a whore's tits.

If Jesus Christ died
for the sins I commited,
then he got off light.

Next time he comes here
we'll use drugs and blow torches.
Welding tank necklace.

Leave me out of this
(Said the guy who hung around
and did magic tricks.)

Trumpers gonna Trump.
Marxist queers will Marxist queer.
But Christ is still Lord.

It is what it is.
What a callous piece of shit
Hashtag, Trump virus

Horses on the track
Woke up with my ass on fire
Horses on the track

17 feet tall
Makes it kind of difficult
For us to bang, eh?

the world has gone mad
but i was already there
before the tourists

Keep talking, bitches.
Your days are known and numbered.
Haiku will get you.

Horrid hoarfrost hoards.
Horrible horny whoring
horrendous hoar horns.

You mean Scott Spicer?
He was the Easter Bunny
He died for your sins

Bugs Bunny's my mom.
I squirmed out of his anus
and from the TV.

Living room carpet
with its awful ugly stain.
I jump from the floor.

And into your face.
Inserted in your eyeball.
Why are you so dead?

Vaseline is cheap
And I got lots of
Spare time on my hands

so in god we trust
but who is god? Well its me
yeah thats right fuck you

The Grand Poohbah
Grabbing Mrs. Cunningham
Like a bowling ball

Just think happy thoughts
Dream of a tasty sandwich
Tom Bosley's penis

more and more covid
stay calm, breathe in and breathe out
but don't breathe virus

That MC5 rock
From Detroit Motor City
Was lame-ass pansy

Everybody up
Bad Haiku kick out the jams
You are the star now

Dandelion Greens
A study in gluttony
Open House : my pants

The barking spider
of the golden electroplate
Oomph Loompa Guild

Darth himself is smeared
All over the floor and wall:
our haiku shithouse.

A bright flowing stream,
Quiet grove of blissful shade:
All this means nothing...

The floor is lava
Dude, fecal incontinence
is the volcano

trust me, i've felt like
ending my existence cause
i didn't want to clean

the floor anymore.

Viral hysteria . . .
Globalist agenda fail:
because of haiku.

Just re-write the numbers.
That's how we will beat covid.
Trump's a great leader!

But I am not lost.
I'm right here in the fish bowl.
Care for some sushi?

send me a dollar
in return you will receive
one haiku poem

Ash and Whorrendous:
Two lost souls in a fishbowl...
Or haiku cesspool.

i'm sick of covid
just like this lovely planet
is sick of humans

You got that right, bud
Dust is mostly your dead skin
You are such a flake

Today, my skin goes
Becomes dust as I walk away
Bye bitch, see you never

Major Figpucker
Applies two layers of goose grease
Prepares for lift off

Just tell me one thing
Can a man get a boner
Up in Outer Space?

We'll fund the Space Force
with zero-g porno flicks.
Starring Mexicans.

Space shuttle orgies.
You know it had to happen.
Where's the video?!

Third world Tang flavors.
Obligatory orange.
Fucking sucralose.