my DVD drive
won't play drunken master 2
piece of shit, it is
by furthur8
love is dumb is blind.
i'll find the right girl one day--
ha ha ha ha. sigh.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
e j just walked in
she's looking for her backpack
hope she finds it, eh?
by e-dog
watch the days roll by.
i am not here. i'm not here.
i'm nowhere. nowhere.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
ash-inspired, today
i rented dvd's of
'Alien' saga
wanted to see if
parker ever uses ash
as a dildo, no
she doesn't but
why else would ships take androids
c'mon lets get real!
by ash, alien, parker, theme
Desist 9 month joke.
For Great Justice to us all,
no more All Your Base.
by sra of Portland
long long silence ...
fellow poets gone missing?
Or just out for lunch?
by fingerfood of singapore
Us, no more, dear friend,
All Your Base Are Belong To.
Old joke must die now.
by sra of Portland
Chocolate ain't bad.
I like it when my dog licks
My ass-"chocolate"
by Anonymous Poet
Think about chocolate
Think about its smell and taste
Yum yum yum yum yum
by Andie of Los Angeles
You guys must drop ass
all the time to complain so.
I'm not like that - yea!
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Fumes of gas surround,
soul begs for deliverance!
Where's that bad haiku?
by fingerfood of singapore
Here's a great idea!
Go to goatse.cx now,
An feel enlightened.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Mobiles are worth risk -
I am addicted to them,
like a damn junkie.
by Anonymous Poet
mobile phone ring-ring -
Can feel the radiation...
Argh! Gonads are dead.
by fingerfood of singapore
Gaseous,unfriendly
plumes of methane evilness.
Please try to contain.
by PT of CHI
Beans are killers, true.
But so is Coke - sweet to drink
But vile to spew out.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Oops, I have failed here.
An extra syllable in
My last post. Damn it!
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
i don't fart too much -
i stay away from the beans
no bad smells from me!
by fingerfood of singapore
Farting may be common
But not if to excess, my friend.
Just stay far from me.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Flatulence, my friend,
is a human failure. But
qite normal, you know?
by fingerfood of singapore
Oooohh. I'm so funny.
His name is funny cause it's "Dick."
Like, you know, "penis!!!"
I'm mature today!
(Kid, here's a little lesson -
SHUT UP YOU ASSWIPE!!!)
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
where there is a dick
and a bush, you know someone
is gonna get screwed
by Anonymous Poet
do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts
by Anonymous Poet
"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$
by PT of CHI
jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?
by fingerfood of singapore
Someone posts on farts,
Constantly. Quite pathetic.
I pity you, gas man.
by Sweet like roses of www.goatse.cx
george w bush and
dick cheney - do I sense a
sexual theme here?
by fingerfood of singapore
slice like a ninja
cut me like a razorblade
so fast all the D
Js say damn if rhyme
were a drug i'd sell it by
the gram
by burning them of CT
blood orange peel sliced
with a razorblade, flesh and
spray and dripping scent
by cramjammed of new haven
Be Always Drunken,
Nothing else matters. That is
the only question.
by Not Baudelaire of http://beerho.com/
radiohead is
a great band, even in the
hakiu based format.
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.
by UUNET Employee of Ashburn
falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!
by Anonymous Poet
Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils
by Falling
sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed
by Anonymous Poet
"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??
by Anonymous Poet
cams. loathed cams. urgh.
teachers who don't give a damn
kill me with your work
by Mentally Disturbed
Hating you and me
Thoughts of murder, thoughts of greed
All lay in between
by Mentally Disturbed
I keep falling down
I keep passing out when I
see a face like you
by Anonymous Poet
No one dares to care
If I cry, if I don't cry
Caring makes no change
by Mentally Disturbed
Leave the quilt alone
Do you want to disturb
The farts underneath?
by Really Burned Man of Texas
Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?
by Chandaman of Texas
Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs
by Bung Daddy
horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold
by mr horse of horstralia
You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me
by Who? of Space
