Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

radiohead is
a great band, even in the
hakiu based format.
Haiku # 6740, March 14, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.
Haiku # 6739, March 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.
Haiku # 6738, March 14, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by UUNET Employee of Ashburn
falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!
Haiku # 6737, March 14, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils
Haiku # 6736, March 14, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Falling
sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed
Haiku # 6735, March 14, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??
Haiku # 6734, March 14, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cams. loathed cams. urgh.
teachers who don't give a damn
kill me with your work
Haiku # 6733, March 14, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
Hating you and me
Thoughts of murder, thoughts of greed
All lay in between
Haiku # 6732, March 14, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
I keep falling down
I keep passing out when I
see a face like you
Haiku # 6731, March 14, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No one dares to care
If I cry, if I don't cry
Caring makes no change
Haiku # 6730, March 14, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
Leave the quilt alone
Do you want to disturb
The farts underneath?
Haiku # 6729, March 14, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Really Burned Man of Texas
Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there
Haiku # 6728, March 14, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?
Haiku # 6727, March 14, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Chandaman of Texas
Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs
Haiku # 6726, March 14, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur
Haiku # 6725, March 14, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold
Haiku # 6724, March 14, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by mr horse of horstralia
You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.
Haiku # 6723, March 14, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me
Haiku # 6722, March 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Who? of Space
ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus
Haiku # 6721, March 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mylez
homophobes are just
pissed because they can not get
laid, i told the fucks
Haiku # 6720, March 14, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Mylez
Geneva get your
cookies off. Girl Scouts s'posed to
be cunt-roll models.
Haiku # 6719, March 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by boo







A kinky name for
a little heap of dirt. The name?
Bald Knob Mountain.
Haiku # 6718, March 14, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by mellie
:::good~vibes:::good~vibes::: i
have :::good~vibes::: for ev'ryone
more where those came from
Haiku # 6717, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ;)
'technology' is
4 syllables. not even
right for short haiku.
Haiku # 6716, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No reason to cry
You did it to yourself, fond
Aren't you of women?
Haiku # 6715, March 14, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
axolotl love
how could i have fallen in ?
she was a real slime
Haiku # 6714, March 14, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ash
Spam fills my inbox
"GREAT NEW FREE SPECIAL REAL DEAL"
Bane of modern life
Haiku # 6713, March 14, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by aristotle of tulsa
I love lag
posts posts twice today
technology
Haiku # 6712, March 14, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by redbeard
The Girl Scout cookies
Were supposed to last a while.
But we lost control.
Haiku # 6711, March 14, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Geneva of Salt Lake
by the time they leave
you'll miss talk-back radio.
pass laws to ban it.
Haiku # 6710, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6709, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6708, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
in your wires
are fat electrons
problem's cause?
Haiku # 6707, March 14, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by redbeard
king of my anthill
i realise the queen rules
that's antithesis
Haiku # 6706, March 14, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ash
carpenter arrives
inflicting bad radio
the power tools scream
Haiku # 6705, March 14, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ash
you see that planet?
i'm going to blow it up!
i'll use my laser
Haiku # 6704, March 14, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Ray guns and Helmets
Of the Twenty Fourth And A
Half Century Beyond!
Haiku # 6703, March 14, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
do not do it, luke.
don't kiss her. push her away!
she is your sister!
Haiku # 6702, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Going, for the show, not
Realtime anymore, Error
Blue Screen of Death
Haiku # 6701, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
resistance? futile.
i'm locutus. you will be
assimilated.
Haiku # 6700, March 14, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
luke, i'm your father.
join me. come to the dark side.
together, we'll rule.
Haiku # 6699, March 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
the final frontier:
space. these are our voyages.
boldly going, gone.
Haiku # 6698, March 14, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
IT will change every
aspect of our lives and bill
will make more money
Haiku # 6697, March 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of austin
Let's change the subject.
Make all your haiku about
futuristic stuff
Haiku # 6696, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Sixteen Pence One
See now its war, Today I
Feel Content Sir
Haiku # 6695, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Nicholson busts in
on Bud wazup guys and says
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH!!!!"
Haiku # 6694, March 14, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Watch Ellen Ripley
jump inside the loader and
whoop alien ass
Haiku # 6693, March 14, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
This is for 9th moon
who asked what the fourth way means.
It's after way three
Haiku # 6692, March 14, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Thank you Omar
You are king lord master cool
Father my children
Haiku # 6691, March 14, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Coolmar of Atlanta, GA
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