Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.
Haiku # 6739, March 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.
Haiku # 6738, March 14, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by UUNET Employee of Ashburn
falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!
Haiku # 6737, March 14, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils
Haiku # 6736, March 14, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Falling
sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed
Haiku # 6735, March 14, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??
Haiku # 6734, March 14, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cams. loathed cams. urgh.
teachers who don't give a damn
kill me with your work
Haiku # 6733, March 14, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
Hating you and me
Thoughts of murder, thoughts of greed
All lay in between
Haiku # 6732, March 14, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
I keep falling down
I keep passing out when I
see a face like you
Haiku # 6731, March 14, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No one dares to care
If I cry, if I don't cry
Caring makes no change
Haiku # 6730, March 14, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
Leave the quilt alone
Do you want to disturb
The farts underneath?
Haiku # 6729, March 14, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Really Burned Man of Texas
Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there
Haiku # 6728, March 14, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?
Haiku # 6727, March 14, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Chandaman of Texas
Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs
Haiku # 6726, March 14, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur
Haiku # 6725, March 14, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold
Haiku # 6724, March 14, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by mr horse of horstralia
You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.
Haiku # 6723, March 14, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me
Haiku # 6722, March 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Who? of Space
ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus
Haiku # 6721, March 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mylez
homophobes are just
pissed because they can not get
laid, i told the fucks
Haiku # 6720, March 14, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Mylez
Geneva get your
cookies off. Girl Scouts s'posed to
be cunt-roll models.
Haiku # 6719, March 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by boo







A kinky name for
a little heap of dirt. The name?
Bald Knob Mountain.
Haiku # 6718, March 14, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by mellie
:::good~vibes:::good~vibes::: i
have :::good~vibes::: for ev'ryone
more where those came from
Haiku # 6717, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ;)
'technology' is
4 syllables. not even
right for short haiku.
Haiku # 6716, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No reason to cry
You did it to yourself, fond
Aren't you of women?
Haiku # 6715, March 14, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
axolotl love
how could i have fallen in ?
she was a real slime
Haiku # 6714, March 14, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ash
Spam fills my inbox
"GREAT NEW FREE SPECIAL REAL DEAL"
Bane of modern life
Haiku # 6713, March 14, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by aristotle of tulsa
I love lag
posts posts twice today
technology
Haiku # 6712, March 14, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by redbeard
The Girl Scout cookies
Were supposed to last a while.
But we lost control.
Haiku # 6711, March 14, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Geneva of Salt Lake
by the time they leave
you'll miss talk-back radio.
pass laws to ban it.
Haiku # 6710, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6709, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6708, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
in your wires
are fat electrons
problem's cause?
Haiku # 6707, March 14, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by redbeard
king of my anthill
i realise the queen rules
that's antithesis
Haiku # 6706, March 14, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ash
carpenter arrives
inflicting bad radio
the power tools scream
Haiku # 6705, March 14, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ash
you see that planet?
i'm going to blow it up!
i'll use my laser
Haiku # 6704, March 14, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Ray guns and Helmets
Of the Twenty Fourth And A
Half Century Beyond!
Haiku # 6703, March 14, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
do not do it, luke.
don't kiss her. push her away!
she is your sister!
Haiku # 6702, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Going, for the show, not
Realtime anymore, Error
Blue Screen of Death
Haiku # 6701, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
resistance? futile.
i'm locutus. you will be
assimilated.
Haiku # 6700, March 14, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
luke, i'm your father.
join me. come to the dark side.
together, we'll rule.
Haiku # 6699, March 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
the final frontier:
space. these are our voyages.
boldly going, gone.
Haiku # 6698, March 14, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
IT will change every
aspect of our lives and bill
will make more money
Haiku # 6697, March 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of austin
Let's change the subject.
Make all your haiku about
futuristic stuff
Haiku # 6696, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Sixteen Pence One
See now its war, Today I
Feel Content Sir
Haiku # 6695, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Nicholson busts in
on Bud wazup guys and says
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH!!!!"
Haiku # 6694, March 14, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Watch Ellen Ripley
jump inside the loader and
whoop alien ass
Haiku # 6693, March 14, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
This is for 9th moon
who asked what the fourth way means.
It's after way three
Haiku # 6692, March 14, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Thank you Omar
You are king lord master cool
Father my children
Haiku # 6691, March 14, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Coolmar of Atlanta, GA
Roosters, Hens, and Chicks,
when they use their beaks to type,
do they hunt and peck?
Haiku # 6690, March 14, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
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