Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there
Haiku # 6728, March 14, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?
Haiku # 6727, March 14, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Chandaman of Texas
Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs
Haiku # 6726, March 14, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur
Haiku # 6725, March 14, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold
Haiku # 6724, March 14, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by mr horse of horstralia
You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.
Haiku # 6723, March 14, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me
Haiku # 6722, March 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Who? of Space
ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus
Haiku # 6721, March 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mylez
homophobes are just
pissed because they can not get
laid, i told the fucks
Haiku # 6720, March 14, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Mylez
Geneva get your
cookies off. Girl Scouts s'posed to
be cunt-roll models.
Haiku # 6719, March 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by boo







A kinky name for
a little heap of dirt. The name?
Bald Knob Mountain.
Haiku # 6718, March 14, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by mellie
:::good~vibes:::good~vibes::: i
have :::good~vibes::: for ev'ryone
more where those came from
Haiku # 6717, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ;)
'technology' is
4 syllables. not even
right for short haiku.
Haiku # 6716, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No reason to cry
You did it to yourself, fond
Aren't you of women?
Haiku # 6715, March 14, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
axolotl love
how could i have fallen in ?
she was a real slime
Haiku # 6714, March 14, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ash
Spam fills my inbox
"GREAT NEW FREE SPECIAL REAL DEAL"
Bane of modern life
Haiku # 6713, March 14, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by aristotle of tulsa
I love lag
posts posts twice today
technology
Haiku # 6712, March 14, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by redbeard
The Girl Scout cookies
Were supposed to last a while.
But we lost control.
Haiku # 6711, March 14, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Geneva of Salt Lake
by the time they leave
you'll miss talk-back radio.
pass laws to ban it.
Haiku # 6710, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6709, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6708, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
in your wires
are fat electrons
problem's cause?
Haiku # 6707, March 14, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by redbeard
king of my anthill
i realise the queen rules
that's antithesis
Haiku # 6706, March 14, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ash
carpenter arrives
inflicting bad radio
the power tools scream
Haiku # 6705, March 14, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ash
you see that planet?
i'm going to blow it up!
i'll use my laser
Haiku # 6704, March 14, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Ray guns and Helmets
Of the Twenty Fourth And A
Half Century Beyond!
Haiku # 6703, March 14, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
do not do it, luke.
don't kiss her. push her away!
she is your sister!
Haiku # 6702, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Going, for the show, not
Realtime anymore, Error
Blue Screen of Death
Haiku # 6701, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
resistance? futile.
i'm locutus. you will be
assimilated.
Haiku # 6700, March 14, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
luke, i'm your father.
join me. come to the dark side.
together, we'll rule.
Haiku # 6699, March 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
the final frontier:
space. these are our voyages.
boldly going, gone.
Haiku # 6698, March 14, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
IT will change every
aspect of our lives and bill
will make more money
Haiku # 6697, March 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of austin
Let's change the subject.
Make all your haiku about
futuristic stuff
Haiku # 6696, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Sixteen Pence One
See now its war, Today I
Feel Content Sir
Haiku # 6695, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Nicholson busts in
on Bud wazup guys and says
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH!!!!"
Haiku # 6694, March 14, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Watch Ellen Ripley
jump inside the loader and
whoop alien ass
Haiku # 6693, March 14, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
This is for 9th moon
who asked what the fourth way means.
It's after way three
Haiku # 6692, March 14, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Thank you Omar
You are king lord master cool
Father my children
Haiku # 6691, March 14, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Coolmar of Atlanta, GA
Roosters, Hens, and Chicks,
when they use their beaks to type,
do they hunt and peck?
Haiku # 6690, March 14, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
beads trickle
down along the floor
hopes broken
Haiku # 6689, March 14, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by redbeard
who, among us, sees
the way the fool sees the world
cheats: express check out
Haiku # 6688, March 14, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the future's made of
virtual insanity
says Jamiroquai
Haiku # 6687, March 14, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Minesweeper High Score.
How deftly you elude me
Shit! here comes the boss!
Haiku # 6686, March 14, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by rambis
as always -
find a fun action;
beat to death.
Haiku # 6685, March 14, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
almost five eastern!
the time of resurrection!
cast off this desk-thorn
Haiku # 6684, March 14, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pens. pencils. stapler.
files. papers. paper clips. tape.
the clock is ticking.
Haiku # 6683, March 14, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
4pm Central.
At last I shrug off work cares.
Dust behind me drifts.
Haiku # 6682, March 14, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
thank you janis
for electronic haven
from work disasters
Haiku # 6681, March 14, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
work is pain is home
i sleep through my days awake
this will never end
Haiku # 6680, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
which is not to say
that a poop joke now and then
is beyond my reach
Haiku # 6679, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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