Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

work is pain is home
i sleep through my days awake
this will never end
Haiku # 6680, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
which is not to say
that a poop joke now and then
is beyond my reach
Haiku # 6679, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
vent holy despair;
work is much pain, but my home
is even more pain
Haiku # 6678, March 14, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
words cast into void;
sound of nonsense much better
than tone of my toughts.
Haiku # 6677, March 14, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
time shortens
my patience for work
agro boy
Haiku # 6676, March 14, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by redbeard
goo the pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 6675, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by gr of ttpenisreed(
sun hides in grey wrap;
taunting, teasing, promising warm joy;
flowers die waiting
Haiku # 6674, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
friend lost badge at show;
when asked for whom she worked, said,
"Vivid Video"
Haiku # 6673, March 14, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
somewhere outside here
the sun sets steadily down
i won't see daylight
Haiku # 6672, March 14, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
days do drift
time drags, mind drags too.
working now
Haiku # 6671, March 14, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by redbeard
my workday drifts by
rastered electronflicker
retinal delight
Haiku # 6670, March 14, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the day passes, lost.
think of all the time wasted;
love could have been made.
Haiku # 6669, March 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
The seasons pass, lost.
Think of the time wasted here!
Work could be finished.
Haiku # 6668, March 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
Thnak you, memepool com.
Once more web delight soothes me.
Lotus blossoms bloom soft.
Haiku # 6667, March 14, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The Dow that can be
Shown is not the true Dow. Breathe.
Bite me, traderboy.
Haiku # 6666, March 14, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Overwrite dat.txt?
(Yes/No/All) . Who is it who asks
Overwrite the file?
Haiku # 6665, March 14, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never wanted this.
I wished to be lumberjack.
Cool pine-scented air.
Haiku # 6664, March 14, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Once upon a time,
there was a fair Princess, whose
story won't fit here.
Haiku # 6663, March 14, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
homicidal rage
ebbs with each short spasm here.
by 4, might be calm.
Haiku # 6662, March 14, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
creamy caramel,
crunchy crumbly cookie--twix!
it's all in the mix!
Haiku # 6661, March 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
cow-orkers act odd.
stress drives ops crew to act out.
bitter lake winds blow.
Haiku # 6660, March 14, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
bitter tears splatter.
belief can only endure
first ten minutes each day.
Haiku # 6659, March 14, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Just what does that mean,
"The fourth way" -- I don't get it
Please explain to me?
Haiku # 6658, March 14, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
when my water's gone
i drink no more, i dry up,
i evaporate.
Haiku # 6657, March 14, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
i have a buddy
my buddy is a big toad
he's flat on the road
Haiku # 6656, March 14, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Jeff Russ of Cincinnati
reading bad haiku
is much better than working
boss! bring up spreadsheet!
Haiku # 6655, March 14, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by tonedeaf of fl
Foot-and-Mouth Outbreak
Makes trip to France less nifty:
Can't bring home cheeses.
Haiku # 6654, March 14, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
My sister is pregnant
With an appleseed. Oh my!
Wish it were a chimp.
Haiku # 6653, March 14, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Geneva of Salt Lake
Cheese Whiz

Artificial cheese
Aerosol delivery
What a strange yellow
Haiku # 6652, March 14, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by keywe
yes, it's *bad*haiku
not good poetry for anal
retentive assholes
Haiku # 6651, March 14, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by redbeard
haiku self-sustain
5-7-5: nothing more!
3 verse haiku bad
Haiku # 6650, March 14, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I will drink
alone this saint paddys day
avoid amatuers

charges, cover bands
in faux irish pubs, too clean.
plastic ferns on walls.

I guess it's a sign
that I am a closet alky
who hates the US.
Haiku # 6649, March 14, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by redbeard
St. Patty's Day is here!
Soon on the wall of some bar
a big green vomit
Haiku # 6648, March 14, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by beejybone of Cincinnati
This, High wondering
Thus, my mind is confused
I have to choose
Haiku # 6647, March 14, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Ponder: is it bad
to try to write *good* poems
for bad hiaku's lines?
Haiku # 6646, March 14, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by redbeard
here comes guinnessmas
st. pat, sooty chimney slide
cheers! pog mo thoin!
Haiku # 6645, March 14, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the tao with a name
is not formless as the tao
is not the true way
Haiku # 6644, March 14, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by redbeard
genie in bottle
warbles "Rub me the right way"
...drop it on concrete
Haiku # 6643, March 14, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
chumbawumba?-- I'm
glad hootie and the blowfish
are gone forever
Haiku # 6642, March 14, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes, i get knocked down
oh, then I get up again
glad that band is gone
Haiku # 6641, March 14, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
F u n e x? S I f x.
F u n e m? S i f m.
I f m n x? I f m n x.
Haiku # 6640, March 14, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by one of them
programming is a
bad job to have when violent
have you seen my pill?
Haiku # 6639, March 14, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
saunter on up to
the ol Saskatoon saloon.
don't go fer yer gun
Haiku # 6638, March 14, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
maybe if you didn't
live way out in Saskatoon
someone could help ya
Haiku # 6637, March 14, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
no sitter can come
saturday is St. Patrick's
no beer for Mama
Haiku # 6636, March 14, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
having sex is fun
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
see ya later, honey
Haiku # 6635, March 14, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
try hard as i may
i can not make "wazzzah, zzzzaaah"
fill three line haiku
Haiku # 6634, March 14, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
you're like those bud guys
watching games, having a bud,
then saying "true....true"
Haiku # 6633, March 14, 2001 11:59 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
is it time for beer?
is it time for beer yet, friend?
when will we have beer?
Haiku # 6632, March 14, 2001 11:57 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pour out a little
buttermilk for my homies
who just got blasted
Haiku # 6631, March 14, 2001 11:53 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
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