Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

goo the pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 6675, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by gr of ttpenisreed(
sun hides in grey wrap;
taunting, teasing, promising warm joy;
flowers die waiting
Haiku # 6674, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
friend lost badge at show;
when asked for whom she worked, said,
"Vivid Video"
Haiku # 6673, March 14, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
somewhere outside here
the sun sets steadily down
i won't see daylight
Haiku # 6672, March 14, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
days do drift
time drags, mind drags too.
working now
Haiku # 6671, March 14, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by redbeard
my workday drifts by
rastered electronflicker
retinal delight
Haiku # 6670, March 14, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the day passes, lost.
think of all the time wasted;
love could have been made.
Haiku # 6669, March 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
The seasons pass, lost.
Think of the time wasted here!
Work could be finished.
Haiku # 6668, March 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
Thnak you, memepool com.
Once more web delight soothes me.
Lotus blossoms bloom soft.
Haiku # 6667, March 14, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The Dow that can be
Shown is not the true Dow. Breathe.
Bite me, traderboy.
Haiku # 6666, March 14, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Overwrite dat.txt?
(Yes/No/All) . Who is it who asks
Overwrite the file?
Haiku # 6665, March 14, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never wanted this.
I wished to be lumberjack.
Cool pine-scented air.
Haiku # 6664, March 14, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Once upon a time,
there was a fair Princess, whose
story won't fit here.
Haiku # 6663, March 14, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
homicidal rage
ebbs with each short spasm here.
by 4, might be calm.
Haiku # 6662, March 14, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
creamy caramel,
crunchy crumbly cookie--twix!
it's all in the mix!
Haiku # 6661, March 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
cow-orkers act odd.
stress drives ops crew to act out.
bitter lake winds blow.
Haiku # 6660, March 14, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
bitter tears splatter.
belief can only endure
first ten minutes each day.
Haiku # 6659, March 14, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Just what does that mean,
"The fourth way" -- I don't get it
Please explain to me?
Haiku # 6658, March 14, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
when my water's gone
i drink no more, i dry up,
i evaporate.
Haiku # 6657, March 14, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
i have a buddy
my buddy is a big toad
he's flat on the road
Haiku # 6656, March 14, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Jeff Russ of Cincinnati
reading bad haiku
is much better than working
boss! bring up spreadsheet!
Haiku # 6655, March 14, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by tonedeaf of fl
Foot-and-Mouth Outbreak
Makes trip to France less nifty:
Can't bring home cheeses.
Haiku # 6654, March 14, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
My sister is pregnant
With an appleseed. Oh my!
Wish it were a chimp.
Haiku # 6653, March 14, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Geneva of Salt Lake
Cheese Whiz

Artificial cheese
Aerosol delivery
What a strange yellow
Haiku # 6652, March 14, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by keywe
yes, it's *bad*haiku
not good poetry for anal
retentive assholes
Haiku # 6651, March 14, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by redbeard
haiku self-sustain
5-7-5: nothing more!
3 verse haiku bad
Haiku # 6650, March 14, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I will drink
alone this saint paddys day
avoid amatuers

charges, cover bands
in faux irish pubs, too clean.
plastic ferns on walls.

I guess it's a sign
that I am a closet alky
who hates the US.
Haiku # 6649, March 14, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by redbeard
St. Patty's Day is here!
Soon on the wall of some bar
a big green vomit
Haiku # 6648, March 14, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by beejybone of Cincinnati
This, High wondering
Thus, my mind is confused
I have to choose
Haiku # 6647, March 14, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Ponder: is it bad
to try to write *good* poems
for bad hiaku's lines?
Haiku # 6646, March 14, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by redbeard
here comes guinnessmas
st. pat, sooty chimney slide
cheers! pog mo thoin!
Haiku # 6645, March 14, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the tao with a name
is not formless as the tao
is not the true way
Haiku # 6644, March 14, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by redbeard
genie in bottle
warbles "Rub me the right way"
...drop it on concrete
Haiku # 6643, March 14, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
chumbawumba?-- I'm
glad hootie and the blowfish
are gone forever
Haiku # 6642, March 14, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes, i get knocked down
oh, then I get up again
glad that band is gone
Haiku # 6641, March 14, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
F u n e x? S I f x.
F u n e m? S i f m.
I f m n x? I f m n x.
Haiku # 6640, March 14, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by one of them
programming is a
bad job to have when violent
have you seen my pill?
Haiku # 6639, March 14, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
saunter on up to
the ol Saskatoon saloon.
don't go fer yer gun
Haiku # 6638, March 14, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
maybe if you didn't
live way out in Saskatoon
someone could help ya
Haiku # 6637, March 14, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
no sitter can come
saturday is St. Patrick's
no beer for Mama
Haiku # 6636, March 14, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
having sex is fun
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
see ya later, honey
Haiku # 6635, March 14, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
try hard as i may
i can not make "wazzzah, zzzzaaah"
fill three line haiku
Haiku # 6634, March 14, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
you're like those bud guys
watching games, having a bud,
then saying "true....true"
Haiku # 6633, March 14, 2001 11:59 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
is it time for beer?
is it time for beer yet, friend?
when will we have beer?
Haiku # 6632, March 14, 2001 11:57 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pour out a little
buttermilk for my homies
who just got blasted
Haiku # 6631, March 14, 2001 11:53 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Clippity clip clop
Click Click Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
An Amish driveby
Haiku # 6630, March 14, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Miataflier
If you see Brad Pitt
Tell him I want my dog back.
What a thing to steal!
Haiku # 6629, March 14, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Indeed you are wise,
So why insist on wearing
That awful pink shirt?
Haiku # 6628, March 14, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Soupstain of England
My boyfriend cheated
with a skank who gave him x
flower bows to rain
Haiku # 6627, March 14, 2001 11:36 am ET
by leechpeach of my house
the way i see it,
once you walk the haiku path,
there is no return.
Haiku # 6625, March 14, 2001 11:00 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
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