Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

here comes guinnessmas
st. pat, sooty chimney slide
cheers! pog mo thoin!
Haiku # 6645, March 14, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the tao with a name
is not formless as the tao
is not the true way
Haiku # 6644, March 14, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by redbeard
genie in bottle
warbles "Rub me the right way"
...drop it on concrete
Haiku # 6643, March 14, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
chumbawumba?-- I'm
glad hootie and the blowfish
are gone forever
Haiku # 6642, March 14, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes, i get knocked down
oh, then I get up again
glad that band is gone
Haiku # 6641, March 14, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
F u n e x? S I f x.
F u n e m? S i f m.
I f m n x? I f m n x.
Haiku # 6640, March 14, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by one of them
programming is a
bad job to have when violent
have you seen my pill?
Haiku # 6639, March 14, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
saunter on up to
the ol Saskatoon saloon.
don't go fer yer gun
Haiku # 6638, March 14, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
maybe if you didn't
live way out in Saskatoon
someone could help ya
Haiku # 6637, March 14, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
no sitter can come
saturday is St. Patrick's
no beer for Mama
Haiku # 6636, March 14, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
having sex is fun
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
see ya later, honey
Haiku # 6635, March 14, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
try hard as i may
i can not make "wazzzah, zzzzaaah"
fill three line haiku
Haiku # 6634, March 14, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
you're like those bud guys
watching games, having a bud,
then saying "true....true"
Haiku # 6633, March 14, 2001 11:59 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
is it time for beer?
is it time for beer yet, friend?
when will we have beer?
Haiku # 6632, March 14, 2001 11:57 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pour out a little
buttermilk for my homies
who just got blasted
Haiku # 6631, March 14, 2001 11:53 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Clippity clip clop
Click Click Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
An Amish driveby
Haiku # 6630, March 14, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Miataflier
If you see Brad Pitt
Tell him I want my dog back.
What a thing to steal!
Haiku # 6629, March 14, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Indeed you are wise,
So why insist on wearing
That awful pink shirt?
Haiku # 6628, March 14, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Soupstain of England
My boyfriend cheated
with a skank who gave him x
flower bows to rain
Haiku # 6627, March 14, 2001 11:36 am ET
by leechpeach of my house
the way i see it,
once you walk the haiku path,
there is no return.
Haiku # 6625, March 14, 2001 11:00 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
so we meet again...
must just be one of those weird
coincidences
Haiku # 6624, March 14, 2001 10:58 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'll sit at my desk,
shirk responsibility,
and wait for my beer.
Haiku # 6623, March 14, 2001 10:55 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
My cousin gave birth
To a giant stick insect.
Boy, is it ugly!

But still she loves it.
The mother-child bond is strong
Twixt woman and bug.
Haiku # 6622, March 14, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Soupstain
I look at the clock
The second hand ticks slower
Where, then, is the third?
Haiku # 6621, March 14, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Q of Oxford
Wednesday is dull,
I watch the second hand crawl.
Move faster, damnit!
Haiku # 6620, March 14, 2001 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
us three talked lastnight
as always it was intense
so hard when we cry
Haiku # 6619, March 14, 2001 9:34 am ET
by teemac of California
eat fish with salt
harass the spacehopper
who knows it might bite
Haiku # 6618, March 14, 2001 9:31 am ET
by DAMAGE of Oxford
I am sniffling
Yet, there are comics to be sold
Imminent herbology
Haiku # 6617, March 14, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Flameskull
I wake up frozen.
Someone's stolen my duvet.
Jesus, not again!
Haiku # 6616, March 14, 2001 8:54 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Haiku? MR. T don't know no Haiku
MR.T pitties the fool who writes Haiku
Stop all this jibba jabba he says
Haiku # 6615, March 14, 2001 8:36 am ET
by Brandon of 5th ring of hell
Oh silly puppy,
Chasing ev'ry passing car...
What if you caught one?
Haiku # 6614, March 14, 2001 8:30 am ET
by Earthbound of Hong Kong
i love haiku, but
is this site a message board?
please kaiku only
Haiku # 6613, March 14, 2001 7:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am so ashamed
I should not have named you so
My humblest sorry
Haiku # 6612, March 14, 2001 7:11 am ET
by anon of Oxford
who are you, you Q?
and why put my name up too
shouldn't have you know!
Haiku # 6611, March 14, 2001 7:08 am ET
by Mr sanjuro of Oxford
Q, with Sanjuro
Is not Sanjuro, no way
it is only me
Haiku # 6610, March 14, 2001 7:08 am ET
by Correcting haiku below of Oxford
Work for domino?
I would rather die slowly.
Not for me I fear.
Haiku # 6609, March 14, 2001 6:47 am ET
by Q, with Sanjuro of Oxford
oops, i have farted
please do not look so alarmed
i had beans for tea
Haiku # 6608, March 14, 2001 6:40 am ET
by Del of oxford
Oh, the trees are gay
trippy trippy la la la
Where's me hat Stanley
Haiku # 6607, March 14, 2001 6:15 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
Mr Lipanzerman
a purveyor of fine cheese
and insect trousers
Haiku # 6606, March 14, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
My oh my, I'm a
tree surgeon from South
Borneo, ooh ooh
Haiku # 6605, March 14, 2001 6:02 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
Where is the big brain?
It has nice fashion sense
Ow, the large cat said
Haiku # 6604, March 14, 2001 5:56 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
when judo training
you must fall down ten times but
get up eleven
Haiku # 6603, March 14, 2001 5:48 am ET
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Coming to LA?
Do swing by Mr T's Bowl
It's in Highland Park

Spent the evening there
Tonight, as my days here wane
It was quite a scene

In search of a vibe
It's the one that I've wanted
Mellow, Fucked Up, Kind.
Haiku # 6602, March 14, 2001 5:35 am ET
by Janis
and the tap drips drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
it's always the same
Haiku # 6601, March 14, 2001 5:10 am ET
by witten
acceleration?
spiralling our of control
my head is spinning

call an exorcist
all I hear is fingers tap
tap tap tap tapping
Haiku # 6600, March 14, 2001 5:06 am ET
by mellie
hurtling through a life
on a tiny blue marble
surfing the abyss
Haiku # 6599, March 14, 2001 4:38 am ET
by ash
I get this feeling
I'm in motion, a certain
sense of liberty
Haiku # 6598, March 14, 2001 4:27 am ET
by witten
accelerated
moving somewhere at a rate
poets in motion
Haiku # 6597, March 14, 2001 4:22 am ET
by ash
James Van Der Beek's dog
Barked loudly, as if to say:
"I love Dawson's Creek!"
Haiku # 6596, March 14, 2001 4:21 am ET
by Soupstain of England
George W. Bush
Spilt his breakfast on the floor
And wept like a child.
Haiku # 6595, March 14, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Soupstain of England
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