Mr Lipanzerman
a purveyor of fine cheese
and insect trousers
by Sgt Bilko
My oh my, I'm a
tree surgeon from South
Borneo, ooh ooh
by Sgt Bilko
Where is the big brain?
It has nice fashion sense
Ow, the large cat said
by Sgt Bilko
when judo training
you must fall down ten times but
get up eleven
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Coming to LA?
Do swing by Mr T's Bowl
It's in Highland Park
Spent the evening there
Tonight, as my days here wane
It was quite a scene
In search of a vibe
It's the one that I've wanted
Mellow, Fucked Up, Kind.
by Janis
and the tap drips drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
it's always the same
by witten
acceleration?
spiralling our of control
my head is spinning
call an exorcist
all I hear is fingers tap
tap tap tap tapping
by mellie
hurtling through a life
on a tiny blue marble
surfing the abyss
by ash
I get this feeling
I'm in motion, a certain
sense of liberty
by witten
accelerated
moving somewhere at a rate
poets in motion
by ash
James Van Der Beek's dog
Barked loudly, as if to say:
"I love Dawson's Creek!"
by Soupstain of England
George W. Bush
Spilt his breakfast on the floor
And wept like a child.
by Soupstain of England
My wicked uncle
Kidnapped my sister and me.
God, I hate that guy!
by Soupstain
there once was a dude named Norm
whose poems just wouldn't conform.
his demise at the hands
of bad haiku fans
shall forever be mourned.
by An Ominous Poet
six five ninety one
play it forwards and backwards
still makes no sense. Huh?
by fingerfood of singapore
blip bloop gloppity
glif gloop frippity nop nip
noop scrip fleeble glah!
by Anonymous Poet
ive got the straight edge
minus the connotations
i miss ian mckaye
by Anonymous Poet
that was weird lilliey
we submitted together
fucked up...don't you think?
by stump
The steps start to move
Fall down outside, bust my head
DAMMIT! Im DRUNNNK - again
by Lilliey of Lafayette, IN
children are starving
where is the giant nipple?
we're all gonna die!
by stump
believe in jesus
do you want to go to hell?
want to buy a book?
by stump
raised in the jungle
my father has no good teeth
so what good am i?
by stump
i have no honor
i'm sorry for my manners
chicken too tasty
by stump of giza
rules of engagement
honorable haiku fight
bow down 3 times now!
LOSE FACE THEN NEW FACE!
must be changing names when lose,
victorious wins
HAIKU 3-5-3
short sword! HAIKU 5-7-5
long sword, now you know!
by ronin
fast and furious
tolerate no cockroaches
committed to my biscuits
by 'metriusususk of pauly shore
g'night
by tfw of seattle
That's okay, really.
I'd quote more, but sleep beckons.
Good night, future boy!
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
here and now, don't leave
me high and broken.
rats...don't know Ani
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Letters to Cleo.
Radiohead. Nine Inch Nails.
Ani DiFranco.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
international
i spring into my suitcase
write home to mama
by 'metriusks of soul kitchen
cursed with slow network,
I enviously watch them
type many many Haiku.
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood looks up
and then enlightenment dawns
who turned the lights on?
by Anonymous Poet
my coca-cola
caffeine surging through bloodstreams
it's past my bed time
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Your Name : (optional)
Bad Haiku : (necessary)
Such is life today...
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood-- look up.
See the "bad haiku" sign in
gradient letters??????
by The fourth way of seattle
extended silence
my computer crashed and burned
damn! I hate windows.
by fingerfood of singapore
Your voyeurism--
it does bring out my stage-whore
tendencies. Watch me!
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
sonya sounds hot she
said she came first day on site
haiku is like that
she's from seattle
ya check out 643 sev
en, lewd abandon!
6462 hmm
chilli peppers!!! she IS hot
drunk but still typing
by Anonymous Poet
fingerfood watches
as the others plumb new depths -
argh! this is painful.
by fingerfood of singapore
Pardon elision.
Sacrifices must be made
to make bad haiku.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
follow stevie's words
live just enough, just enough
for the cityyyy....owww!!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
poets everywhere
in front of their monitors
counting their fingers
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Duran Duran says,
City liv'n heavy trouble,
City living rough.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
just messin' with ya
cincinnati shuts down too.
rolls up the sidewalks
by The Fourth Way of seattle
touche, i'm afraid
this city sleeps by ten p. m.
when i'm most awake
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
I see a zebra.
no wait, it's a white horse, hey!
let me outta here!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
you don't need a car
there's nowhere for you to go
you live in cleveland
by the fourth way of seattle
the lights on my car--
did i extinguish those lamps?
can't make work! car's dead!
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
I do like cute girls.
Xenia's a trek, I figure,
but why the hell not?
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
our singapore bud
asking for a blow....girl says
"no eat finger food"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
