I get this feeling
I'm in motion, a certain
sense of liberty

accelerated
moving somewhere at a rate
poets in motion

James Van Der Beek's dog
Barked loudly, as if to say:
"I love Dawson's Creek!"

George W. Bush
Spilt his breakfast on the floor
And wept like a child.

My wicked uncle
Kidnapped my sister and me.
God, I hate that guy!

there once was a dude named Norm
whose poems just wouldn't conform.
his demise at the hands
of bad haiku fans
shall forever be mourned.

six five ninety one
play it forwards and backwards
still makes no sense. Huh?

blip bloop gloppity
glif gloop frippity nop nip
noop scrip fleeble glah!

ive got the straight edge
minus the connotations
i miss ian mckaye

that was weird lilliey
we submitted together
fucked up...don't you think?

The steps start to move
Fall down outside, bust my head
DAMMIT! Im DRUNNNK - again

children are starving
where is the giant nipple?
we're all gonna die!

believe in jesus
do you want to go to hell?
want to buy a book?

raised in the jungle
my father has no good teeth
so what good am i?

i have no honor
i'm sorry for my manners
chicken too tasty

rules of engagement
honorable haiku fight
bow down 3 times now!

LOSE FACE THEN NEW FACE!
must be changing names when lose,
victorious wins

HAIKU 3-5-3
short sword! HAIKU 5-7-5
long sword, now you know!

fast and furious
tolerate no cockroaches
committed to my biscuits

g'night

That's okay, really.
I'd quote more, but sleep beckons.
Good night, future boy!

here and now, don't leave
me high and broken.
rats...don't know Ani

Letters to Cleo.
Radiohead. Nine Inch Nails.
Ani DiFranco.

international
i spring into my suitcase
write home to mama

cursed with slow network,
I enviously watch them
type many many Haiku.

fingerfood looks up
and then enlightenment dawns
who turned the lights on?

my coca-cola
caffeine surging through bloodstreams
it's past my bed time

Your Name : (optional)
Bad Haiku : (necessary)
Such is life today...

fingerfood-- look up.
See the "bad haiku" sign in
gradient letters??????

extended silence
my computer crashed and burned
damn! I hate windows.

Your voyeurism--
it does bring out my stage-whore
tendencies. Watch me!

sonya sounds hot she
said she came first day on site
haiku is like that

she's from seattle
ya check out 643 sev
en, lewd abandon!

6462 hmm
chilli peppers!!! she IS hot
drunk but still typing

fingerfood watches
as the others plumb new depths -
argh! this is painful.

Pardon elision.
Sacrifices must be made
to make bad haiku.

follow stevie's words
live just enough, just enough
for the cityyyy....owww!!

poets everywhere
in front of their monitors
counting their fingers

Duran Duran says,
City liv'n heavy trouble,
City living rough.

just messin' with ya
cincinnati shuts down too.
rolls up the sidewalks

touche, i'm afraid
this city sleeps by ten p. m.
when i'm most awake

I see a zebra.
no wait, it's a white horse, hey!
let me outta here!

you don't need a car
there's nowhere for you to go
you live in cleveland

the lights on my car--
did i extinguish those lamps?
can't make work! car's dead!

I do like cute girls.
Xenia's a trek, I figure,
but why the hell not?

our singapore bud
asking for a blow....girl says
"no eat finger food"

I once knew a girl
who hailed from Tiffin, indeed.
Still want her body.

nor do i, fourth way,
crimson lips or no, i say,
chick i'm not--no way

how about Xenia?
i know some really cute girls
we'll say you're with me

thegrue and fourth way
discussing geography.
let's talk about sex?

all the little chicks
with the crimson lips refuse
to kiss Drew Carey

'nonymous Poet
needs a life, and so do I!
coincidence, no?

ohio's empty
between us anyways, Fourth--
meet in columbus?

sitting on my bike
want to ride far far away
oops, forgot the gas!