Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

nor do i, fourth way,
crimson lips or no, i say,
chick i'm not--no way
Haiku # 6555, March 14, 2001 1:33 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
how about Xenia?
i know some really cute girls
we'll say you're with me
Haiku # 6554, March 14, 2001 1:32 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue and fourth way
discussing geography.
let's talk about sex?
Haiku # 6553, March 14, 2001 1:31 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
all the little chicks
with the crimson lips refuse
to kiss Drew Carey
Haiku # 6552, March 14, 2001 1:28 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
'nonymous Poet
needs a life, and so do I!
coincidence, no?
Haiku # 6551, March 14, 2001 1:28 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
ohio's empty
between us anyways, Fourth--
meet in columbus?
Haiku # 6550, March 14, 2001 1:26 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
sitting on my bike
want to ride far far away
oops, forgot the gas!
Haiku # 6549, March 14, 2001 1:24 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
mistake on the lake,
That's cleveland. HA-That's RIGHT, I'm
From Cincinnati!!!!!
Haiku # 6548, March 14, 2001 1:23 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
haiku ev'rywhere
most of it is pretty bad
where is the good stuff?
Haiku # 6547, March 14, 2001 1:22 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
i work tomorrow?
biggest bull i've ever heard.
now i shall not sleep.
Haiku # 6546, March 14, 2001 1:19 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
seattle is far
from where i am located,
which is far from there
Haiku # 6545, March 14, 2001 1:16 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
fourth way seattle

I am from seattle too

ha! What are the odds?
Haiku # 6544, March 14, 2001 1:13 am ET
by greenlake, Seattle
god I need a life

wish I were dot com rich fuck

oh wait my mistake

Haiku # 6543, March 14, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
poetry surges
my geek blood to new levels,
time for lonely sex
Haiku # 6542, March 14, 2001 1:10 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
celebrate pi day--
three point one four one five nine!
sing it with me now!
Haiku # 6541, March 14, 2001 1:08 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
oh angelina,
raider of my mental tombs--
i want you, baby.
Haiku # 6540, March 14, 2001 1:02 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Tool's Lateralus
comes out on may 17th.
prep your stereo.....
Haiku # 6539, March 14, 2001 1:00 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
The pretend giant
climbed up the stalk on his stilts
yelling fee fye faux
Haiku # 6538, March 14, 2001 12:54 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Matrix cereal!
Keanu sits down to eat
but there is no spoon
Haiku # 6537, March 14, 2001 12:48 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
fer real you no like
mayo ketchup on you rice
you big freakshow boy
Haiku # 6536, March 14, 2001 12:11 am ET
by nick nameless of nihon
I question you this
Please? Why for you kick my dog
and call him fuck off?
Haiku # 6535, March 14, 2001 12:09 am ET
by sideshow
I made a mistake
too many dern syllables
got to try again
Haiku # 6534, March 14, 2001 12:09 am ET
by nick nameless of nihon
hardcore down the hill
lunatic patrol screaming
under the lift big yahoo
Haiku # 6533, March 14, 2001 12:08 am ET
by nick nameless of nihon
your market is pooh
and you know it too
that's matthews haiku
Haiku # 6532, March 13, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
HOORAY!!! I AM PENGIUN!
ALL YOU ARE BELONG TO US!!
SKEPTOPOTAMOUS.
Haiku # 6531, March 13, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by pokey of arctic cricle
what is the point of
writing lots of bad haiku
when so much is good
Haiku # 6530, March 13, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My life as a sponge
Soaking up, what, poo, and such
Some just Satanically smack me with joy
Hail Eris, God Blessed Be, Amen
And a www.quisp.com
Haiku # 6529, March 13, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Moxie of damn it, I'm proud to be self abotrobed!
Liberation is
a nice smack in the face with
a damn sweet cream pie
Haiku # 6528, March 13, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by Moxie of oh, a wise guy, huh?
Influx of new folks
Poo haiku rocks, it pisses off
self absorbed poets
Haiku # 6527, March 13, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 6526, March 13, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Sillycon Valley CA.






I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap? again and again???
I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap? again and again???
Haiku # 6525, March 13, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap?
Haiku # 6524, March 13, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by Ben Dover of j,,,
Oh my freaking God!
These take barely any thought!
I'll go write some more.
Haiku # 6523, March 13, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
6000 haiku
30 per page more or less
25 or so

pages in archive
i want to be able to
flash back to first page

important haiku
back there at the dawn of bad
haiku time travel!
Haiku # 6522, March 13, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stick it in there now,
Not that hole you knucklehead!
Awww that's better now...
Haiku # 6521, March 13, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
when julia came
than thao decided to close
it was all her fault
Haiku # 6520, March 13, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by h
Microsoft is here...
Oh shit all my screen are gone!
They belong to us!
Haiku # 6519, March 13, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
Death is at the door...
Knock hard bastard...Go away!
Off the sill I leap...
Haiku # 6518, March 13, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
A preview button.
I will work on that feature
Yes, good idea.
Haiku # 6517, March 13, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Janis
roomate is jesus
freak condeming ev'ryone-
we all go to hell
Haiku # 6516, March 13, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tubby magicians
when they prestidigitate
just eat the doves whole
Haiku # 6515, March 13, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Deadlines will be damned.
All that matters is: two weeks
Before vacation!
Haiku # 6514, March 13, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
Interesting website.
Wonder if it will catch on?
Needs preview button.
Haiku # 6513, March 13, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by maskedman of Outside, base of hill
ah yes, back again.
hey- did you meet your deadines?
inquiring minds.....
Haiku # 6512, March 13, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Frasier and the rock!
...Kelsey in Alcatraz? nah.
"The Mummy Returns"
Haiku # 6511, March 13, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Back again, Fourth Way?
Here I thought you had a life...
Well, neither do I.
Haiku # 6510, March 13, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
Reality Realty:
hosing housing but buyer
is wishy washy
Haiku # 6509, March 13, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Apnea, Asthma,
Arthritis: skull, chest, crossbones-
need pirate doctor.
Haiku # 6508, March 13, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I see Imposters
posing as poets, posting.
guess it's a sixth sense.
Haiku # 6507, March 13, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
ambiguity
synechdocal labia
as i kiss the gnome
Haiku # 6506, March 13, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by radical cheerleader of in the shit
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