I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap? again and again???
I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap? again and again???

I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap?

Oh my freaking God!
These take barely any thought!
I'll go write some more.

6000 haiku
30 per page more or less
25 or so

pages in archive
i want to be able to
flash back to first page

important haiku
back there at the dawn of bad
haiku time travel!

Stick it in there now,
Not that hole you knucklehead!
Awww that's better now...

when julia came
than thao decided to close
it was all her fault

Microsoft is here...
Oh shit all my screen are gone!
They belong to us!

Death is at the door...
Knock hard bastard...Go away!
Off the sill I leap...

A preview button.
I will work on that feature
Yes, good idea.

roomate is jesus
freak condeming ev'ryone-
we all go to hell

Tubby magicians
when they prestidigitate
just eat the doves whole

Deadlines will be damned.
All that matters is: two weeks
Before vacation!

Interesting website.
Wonder if it will catch on?
Needs preview button.

ah yes, back again.
hey- did you meet your deadines?
inquiring minds.....

Frasier and the rock!
...Kelsey in Alcatraz? nah.
"The Mummy Returns"

Back again, Fourth Way?
Here I thought you had a life...
Well, neither do I.

Reality Realty:
hosing housing but buyer
is wishy washy

Apnea, Asthma,
Arthritis: skull, chest, crossbones-
need pirate doctor.

I see Imposters
posing as poets, posting.
guess it's a sixth sense.

ambiguity
synechdocal labia
as i kiss the gnome

oh oh mmmm uh uh
yeah oh god yes uh mmm mm mm
oh god baby yeah baby

you say cranberry
juice drips from your lips, distant
as i kiss the phone

boz sez 'good tings! yes
own lee good tings! no bad tings!
good tings! yes now yes!

you are ugly inside
full of poop and intestines
outside you are cute

goodness gracious me
I seem to have offended
let me drop my pants

my monkey is nice
he has only six fingers
love him very hard

anyone can ask
what's the answer to it all
it is 42

1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 6 8
(seven is too long)

A sad monkey weeps,
crying, his lost banana.
Feel for the monkey.

my lava lamp sucks
I burned out the bulb in it
shoddy 60's crap

mind be lost, is mine?
inner peace, tranquility
have gone from me now

I post today, my
sanutty maintained by
only misspelling.

I don't care about traditional haiku format.
Seventeen syllables is a bad thing and I don't like it.
Why don't you all suck my ass?
Thank you.

I fondle my balls
with a ladle full of soup.
Hot Soup! I see God!

Ejaculation!
I think I'm in trouble now.
I pulled off my balls.

The yield is too low
Disgruntled technicians frown
Management wonder

They will close the plant
No more platters for Big Blue
A loss for no-one

I am calm and bob..
for tech support is all called
by the name of bob

Be calm little ones,
Rabbi Bob is calm you know;
Be calm and be Bob.

base junkies die, for
what you create is sure not
artistic hiaku

even at bad haiku
there is not a need for your
constant babbling.

i long take my hmm?
wonder it to idea
how will get across.

Give me all your BASE!
You have no chance to survive!
ZIG, for great Justice!

Hello gentleman.
Your base are belong to me!
Set up us the BOMB!

counting off minutes
this day will never be be done
I want to go home.

In the shadow of
Glass and concrete, busy ants
Do their work unseen.

Why are women bad?
They must lack all the extra
goodness we men have.

don't say it if it's
been said! You dildo heads don't
care or know what's there!

I was gonna say -?
400 haiku - one day
too much, no one reads?

then I saw: Janis!
beat me to it at #6240
I do my research!!

office fog of funk
visitors mention nothing
I know they smell it

mr. T is white
thot you knew he was outa
sight. he ain't? alright!

Visions of cheddar
Remind me of what once was
Who moved my cheese, eh?

That is not dead which
can eternal lie, suckas!
Mr. T is back.