I fondle my balls
with a ladle full of soup.
Hot Soup! I see God!

Ejaculation!
I think I'm in trouble now.
I pulled off my balls.

The yield is too low
Disgruntled technicians frown
Management wonder

They will close the plant
No more platters for Big Blue
A loss for no-one

I am calm and bob..
for tech support is all called
by the name of bob

Be calm little ones,
Rabbi Bob is calm you know;
Be calm and be Bob.

base junkies die, for
what you create is sure not
artistic hiaku

even at bad haiku
there is not a need for your
constant babbling.

i long take my hmm?
wonder it to idea
how will get across.

Give me all your BASE!
You have no chance to survive!
ZIG, for great Justice!

Hello gentleman.
Your base are belong to me!
Set up us the BOMB!

counting off minutes
this day will never be be done
I want to go home.

In the shadow of
Glass and concrete, busy ants
Do their work unseen.

Why are women bad?
They must lack all the extra
goodness we men have.

don't say it if it's
been said! You dildo heads don't
care or know what's there!

I was gonna say -?
400 haiku - one day
too much, no one reads?

then I saw: Janis!
beat me to it at #6240
I do my research!!

office fog of funk
visitors mention nothing
I know they smell it

mr. T is white
thot you knew he was outa
sight. he ain't? alright!

Visions of cheddar
Remind me of what once was
Who moved my cheese, eh?

That is not dead which
can eternal lie, suckas!
Mr. T is back.

Ulyssean ruse,
Doppleganger missives:
Naked Wife virus

bash korn bourne bin dot,
var home temp vol dev opt proc.
I am _such_ a geek.

I did not mean to
Press the button twice to send
Message said error

Javascript is off?
You cannot view this site, friend.
I suggest upgrade.

Javascript is off?
You cannot view this site, friend.
I suggest upgrade.

Clear, flawless diction;
conversational phrasing;
warmth; humanity.

die, mean ex-girlfriend
drop mothballs in her gas tank
on the fourth of july

I hate business trips
Quitting is not an option
Poor overpaid shmuck

Whine like little turds
But you knew this was coming.
Japan is more screwed.

Current dumb leader:
"A ten percent approval?
One in ten like me!"

perhaps if you code
and if you write bad haikus
as perl poetry

then you should visit
2 0 6 . 1 7 0
. 1 4 . 7 6

which has too many
sylables to be this poem
poetry link good

Last night's sleeplessness
forced extended listens to
Karen Carpenter.

inner meaning sucks
why think someone else's thoughts?
horny flowers rule.

My tongue this morning
smelled like a hunk of Gouda
left out in stiff wind.

Crocuses thrust up;
Daffodils pierce frigid earth;
Winter raped by spring.

stocks nosedive like ducks
where did all my greenbacks go
wall street ate my balls

how dare you mock me?
I bring a laugh to your day!
haiku facism.

fun with my duct tape
I bet you'll never get that
keyboard off your head

You fucking dumbass
Find something better to say
Like: "I have no life."

yay, I'm being watched
proxy logs my every move
ooh! Look, more g0atpr0n!

decapitation
pea-green alien cum-shot
stileproject.com

Couldn't sleep last night
Finally drank a beer at six.
Already awake.

filthy bathroom stall
someone has pissed on the seat
must use ass-gasket.

Me love you know you
...Bad that just I'm cause backwards
haiku this wrote I

"I walk with a limp"
Says Ghostxxx of Debbie's mark
We ask: A limp what?

Lettuce Crisper dot
com: when the leaves start to brown,
you can hit "refresh"

pussy smells so good
once it hits the trashy can
wash dog first then cat

someone touched my portss
it's time to drop them the bomb
#!/usr/bin/perl

A yuppie puppie
poos, pees in purple after
eating a crayon

Not all the Haiku
That I have seen on this site
Lack inspiration

A lazy yuppie,
Audi left in the Back Bay,
Strolls in around noon.

That's just what you think.
In Vietnamese that means
"stew from mop bucket"

Far too much to do.
The deadline is my master.
Earthquake matters not.

I will go to eat
Pho tai nam gan gau sach is
Vietnamese soup.