Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

stocks nosedive like ducks
where did all my greenbacks go
wall street ate my balls
Haiku # 6461, March 13, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
how dare you mock me?
I bring a laugh to your day!
haiku facism.
Haiku # 6460, March 13, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by arcsine
fun with my duct tape
I bet you'll never get that
keyboard off your head
Haiku # 6459, March 13, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by arcsine
You fucking dumbass
Find something better to say
Like: "I have no life."
Haiku # 6458, March 13, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by mad of LA
yay, I'm being watched
proxy logs my every move
ooh! Look, more g0atpr0n!
Haiku # 6457, March 13, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by arcsine
decapitation
pea-green alien cum-shot
stileproject.com
Haiku # 6456, March 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by arcsine
Couldn't sleep last night
Finally drank a beer at six.
Already awake.
Haiku # 6455, March 13, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by mad of LA
filthy bathroom stall
someone has pissed on the seat
must use ass-gasket.
Haiku # 6454, March 13, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by ArcSine
Me love you know you
...Bad that just I'm cause backwards
haiku this wrote I
Haiku # 6453, March 13, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
"I walk with a limp"
Says Ghostxxx of Debbie's mark
We ask: A limp what?
Haiku # 6452, March 13, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Doug of Sniping, Inc
Lettuce Crisper dot
com: when the leaves start to brown,
you can hit "refresh"
Haiku # 6451, March 13, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
pussy smells so good
once it hits the trashy can
wash dog first then cat
Haiku # 6450, March 13, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Big Satan of Jr. Mint Jr. League
someone touched my portss
it's time to drop them the bomb
#!/usr/bin/perl
Haiku # 6449, March 13, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Big Satan of Tricycle World
A yuppie puppie
poos, pees in purple after
eating a crayon
Haiku # 6448, March 13, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Not all the Haiku
That I have seen on this site
Lack inspiration
Haiku # 6447, March 13, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Barry of Under the Cleanroom
A lazy yuppie,
Audi left in the Back Bay,
Strolls in around noon.
Haiku # 6446, March 13, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Minpont Chien of Boston
That's just what you think.
In Vietnamese that means
"stew from mop bucket"
Haiku # 6445, March 13, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Far too much to do.
The deadline is my master.
Earthquake matters not.
Haiku # 6444, March 13, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
I will go to eat
Pho tai nam gan gau sach is
Vietnamese soup.
Haiku # 6443, March 13, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Kid says "bad haiku"
referring to his father's
bad hiking attempts
Haiku # 6442, March 13, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Scissor schnitzle dog
Coat crevice with condiments
Say that three times fast
Haiku # 6441, March 13, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I wish that I could
Stop writing in this format
I will break the mold...EXTRA SYLLABLES!
Haiku # 6440, March 13, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Snort the screen, Sonya.
Shoot up the monitor and
Inhale the keyboard
Haiku # 6439, March 13, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Are the Fourth Way
And now this Sonya person
related somehow?
Haiku # 6438, March 13, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Came here yesterday...
Last night I dreamed in haiku;
An addict is born.
Haiku # 6437, March 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
Ghostxxx bored?
nothing better to do eh?
than sit here and watch?
Haiku # 6436, March 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by ghostzzz
gynecologist?
Nah, it really should be Va-
ginacologist.
Haiku # 6435, March 13, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am going school
It is a shame they do not
are have fried rice there.
Haiku # 6434, March 13, 2001 11:57 am ET
by fattroll
Indiana Jones
In the bedroom with the whip
Raiding the treasure
Haiku # 6433, March 13, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Meaning found within,
not in some lousy haiku :
go try seppuku!
Haiku # 6432, March 13, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
I hate "All Your" crap
How many fools can there be?
will it never end?
Haiku # 6431, March 13, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Too much Haiku here.
No more meaning any more.
Chaters must all die.
Haiku # 6430, March 13, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Vert
ALL YOUR IRC
Are belong to us now
ircd-dianora.50megs.com
Haiku # 6429, March 13, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ALL YOUR IRCD
Don't be afarid of
spontaneous poetry:
makes us fools sound wise.
Haiku # 6428, March 13, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
What good's a blow job
When you're stuck on an island.
Soth? no...Ginger? yes!
Haiku # 6427, March 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Is Popedo my
father? my penis is quite
unmatched in size
Haiku # 6426, March 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by fattroll of hi
I am deathly scared
that my normal speach patterns
will be haiku form
Haiku # 6425, March 13, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Soth suck mad dick
Thurston smiles happily
Because the dick is his
Haiku # 6424, March 13, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dallas is very close
Debbie has left her mark here
I walk with a limp
Haiku # 6423, March 13, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Solve ghostly riddle :
look no farther than my phone,
corp'rate slave to Sprint!
Haiku # 6422, March 13, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
Wow, "ghost xxx".
Is that like porn for spirits?
"Deb does dallas dead"?
Haiku # 6421, March 13, 2001 11:38 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I can't tell if you
spelled "lose" wrong purposefully
if not, point well made.
Haiku # 6420, March 13, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
misspelled words confound
even the savviest folk
no need to loose sleep
Haiku # 6419, March 13, 2001 11:29 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I feel like a dolt
my spelling is often fine
I guess i fucked up.
Haiku # 6418, March 13, 2001 11:24 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Here is a riddle:
Wireless, red square, lines, pin drop
who do i work for?
Haiku # 6417, March 13, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
It's ampersand
@@ like those creatures in
those star wars movies
Haiku # 6416, March 13, 2001 11:20 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Woops I did it ag-
This sentence is in between
Living la vida-
Haiku # 6415, March 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
e-mail: dumb dot org
preceded by g h x
and then amperstand
Haiku # 6414, March 13, 2001 11:17 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Balloon buffoon box
clown pulls out honkers, toys, games,
for a birthday bash
Haiku # 6413, March 13, 2001 11:16 am ET
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
I will give to you
My Identity if you
Let me have yours once
Haiku # 6412, March 13, 2001 11:14 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
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