Balloon buffoon box
clown pulls out honkers, toys, games,
for a birthday bash
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
I will give to you
My Identity if you
Let me have yours once
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I am writing this
because I just mentioned it
on #povar:stratics
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
only seems that way
they've taken your email down
they're gonna find you
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Did anyone else
Notice that the email field
does not do a thing?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
if you smell the glove
then maybe in the winter
you see the weasel
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I lube up my thumb
so I can show you how I
stroke my cock and balls
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
How many more now?
I could likely write day
these poems are suck.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
according to tool
you ARE the man, and me too...
gotta love Maynard
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Bitches with cell phones
do often drive SUVs.
wish I had a gun
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
As I sit at work
I do strive to slack off more
"fuck the man," says me
by ghostxxx of Fort Worthless
Texas is full of
rednecks, cowboys and hicks
they love bar-b-que
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Your search engine sucks
Is that the best you can do?
Time for something new.
by BigBallz
Nasdaq is tanking
day traders wish they had kept
that insurance job
by doctor b
There's corn in my poo
Last night's succatash passed
like shit through a goose
by Bung Daddy
who am i to them,
twenty-some and spiky hair?
am i okay there?
by teemac of California
beEeoL say he is taaa'hrd
threw the biTch against the wall..
gots to gets his sleeps
by LObsTeR of fORT wOrf
I still sleepy now
Bed hair it sticking straight up.
Must go brush my teeth.
by BeeOOll of Dallas
That mound of umber
Goodness you just stepped into
Came from my dog's ass
by Buttercup of Athens
trying not to do
what I should but why should I?
today's just tuesday
by dee
Oh no! I sent porn.
It was not my intention.
Can you forgive me?
by tam a lama din don of DE-troit
Haiku written with
No inspiration are not
Very good, are they?
by Matt of Virginia
Sooty Telesto
This is causing a low yield
Something must be done
Electrostatic
The filters must be dirty
Precipitators
by Barry of UNderneath the cleenroom
fat fool moon goads me
to spew a few words, all so
self-referential
by VerbaLizer of NYC
Why trust a hand held
appliance? So thrilling when
it jerks you around.
by mellie
Another Failure!
Can you not perceive the faults?
Get out of my sight!
by Barry of Underneath the cleanroom.
is that a fact Ash?
we all knew it would happen.
even before you.
by mellie
I re-iterate
You must know that All Your Base
Are Belong To Us
by Barry of Underneath the cleanroom.
my monkey is great
he has only six fingers
i love him so much
by doo doo of hell
I tried hard to work
The damn espresso machine
Now I drink brown sludge
by Loki
Annoying screen names
Impossible romances
Retard addiction.
by Nicorette
have we hit bottom?
ordinarily perhaps.
could this be the end?
by mellie
fifty point four eight
out of the ordinary
where's the rising sun?
by mellie
right in front of me
the facts were taken away
before i knew it
by ash
sunflower yellow
the salty tang of chippies
computer humming
by ash
Ooh Ooh Oooh, Horshack
Whats hap-nin Mr. Kot-ter
Pulp fiction my ass!
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
One thirty am
Drunk, rooms are spinning round fast
I peed in hamper
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
She is exotic
Beautiful and curvey, but
I have no money
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
I really hate when
sassy-ass haiku websites
reject my haiku
by Dylan of California
work in industry
watch it crumble around me
uncertainty stress
by Craig of Midwest
Your ass gets wider
As you get older, my dear.
Eat a damn salad.
by SF 404
potluck party now
but there is no pot in sight
not very lucky
by witten
hurling cabbage heads
doing 90 on freeway
cherry blossoms fall
by witten
witten writes poetry
he writes a good limerick
i write bad haikus
by mmt
there once was a guy named Fred
who tried to write haiku in bed
but he fell off the side
and cracked his head wide
and wrote a bad limerick instead
by witten
brother annoys me
he should return to his room
I still love him though
by Anonymous Poet
Browse, surf, click.
So bored. Write Bad Haiku. Click
Read. Feel Sad.
by mkultra00 of Asia
someone set us up
you have no chance make your time
all belong to us
by enterfornone of Syd
thirst just won't quit? beer!
too much sobriety? more beer!
boring friends? bring on the beer!
Budweiser, Pabst, Schlitz.
Milwaukee's Best, Rolling Rock.
they suck but they're cheap!
by studboy of Texas
pretty blonde -- graceful --
talented... meet me later?
it's too bad she's gay!
by studboy of Texas
