She is exotic
Beautiful and curvey, but
I have no money
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
I really hate when
sassy-ass haiku websites
reject my haiku
by Dylan of California
work in industry
watch it crumble around me
uncertainty stress
by Craig of Midwest
Your ass gets wider
As you get older, my dear.
Eat a damn salad.
by SF 404
potluck party now
but there is no pot in sight
not very lucky
by witten
hurling cabbage heads
doing 90 on freeway
cherry blossoms fall
by witten
witten writes poetry
he writes a good limerick
i write bad haikus
by mmt
there once was a guy named Fred
who tried to write haiku in bed
but he fell off the side
and cracked his head wide
and wrote a bad limerick instead
by witten
brother annoys me
he should return to his room
I still love him though
by Anonymous Poet
Browse, surf, click.
So bored. Write Bad Haiku. Click
Read. Feel Sad.
by mkultra00 of Asia
someone set us up
you have no chance make your time
all belong to us
by enterfornone of Syd
thirst just won't quit? beer!
too much sobriety? more beer!
boring friends? bring on the beer!
Budweiser, Pabst, Schlitz.
Milwaukee's Best, Rolling Rock.
they suck but they're cheap!
by studboy of Texas
pretty blonde -- graceful --
talented... meet me later?
it's too bad she's gay!
by studboy of Texas
I see my clock's wrong
It's still just short of midnight
I peed anyway
by Crash Davis
I see my clock's wrong
by Crash Davis
The clock strikes midnight
It is time for me to pee
I'll be back shortly
by Crash Davis
Foot-and-mouth disease
Is spreading throughout Europe
Sell McDonald's stock
by Crash Davis
Bad haiku is good
I'm glad I found this Web site
I can kill an hour
by Crash Davis
Thirty short minutes
Until my pizza arrives
With no anchovies
by Crash Davis
So this is light beer
This amber-tinted water
Where's the alcohol
by Crash Davis
It makes me thankful
To live in the golden state.
Seasons? What seasons?
by mad
texas bush country
infuriating morons
a landslide downhill
by Anonymous Poet
what you gonna do
when the Hulkamania
comes down on you ?
by Terry H. Hogan
my left eye: foggy
i just put in new contacts
blink blink blink blink blink
by jason feifer of worcester, ma
I dont need women
bitter heartache, pain, and angst
woo! look at that one!
by studboy of Texas
after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done
by studboy of Texas
I hear you brother
There is so much of nothing
Inactivity
by Janis
after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done
by studboy of Texas
vegetarians
an unknown breed in Texas
Cali, here I come!
by studboy of Dallas
dotcom retiree
no love, no money, only
sapphire and tonic!
by studboy of texas, dammit
my fever not bad
just make me speak in haiku
dayquil really rocks
dayquil is orange
it's the get me through the day
medicine that works
dayquil marry me
'all your base are belong to us'
where did that come from?
by thought bubble
There's a farm up North
where all they do is milk squid.
That's where ink comes from.
by Cap'n Pete
Gangrene and small pox
are simply Mother Nature's
version of tattoos.
by Cap'n Pete
I wonder what it
is that makes fluoride so good?
Maybe it's the lead.
by Cap'n Pete
sitting with laptop
might have a torn A C L
ice on my knee, fuck
by andy of ny
I once was robbed at
gunpoint -- I thought that it was
just part of the tour.
by Cap'n Pete
I have not slept in days
Why I do this to myself?
I am complete fool
by Anonymous Poet
The lights flickered on
the urine stained kitchen floor.
There's no place like home.
by Cap'n Pete
something is so good
about a little monkey
with just six fingers
by pooper of doo
haiku sucks, yes
as poetry
all haiku bad, anyway
by Anonymous Poet
someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!
by bocephus of dirty south
someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!
by bocephus of dirty south
Stuck at my workplace
I find a page to submit
my bad poetry
now, three hours later,
I sit and ponder my lack
of accomlshment.
today was a slow
and painfully bitter day,
and so now I bitch.
by pat of http://beerho.com/
unsubscribe
by mr dog fondle of the petting zoo
My life is ruined
But I deserve it, oh yes
All can read my shame
eFront was my pride
I fucked over webmasters
Now they have revenge
by Sam Jain of www.fuckedcompany.com
haiku do not rhyme
fool! i fear you not a bit
[insert nature here]
by Anonymous Poet
the goat kid is here
so you had better beware
and tremble in fear
by goatkid of Portland,OR
we do not approve
the only cock crows the dawn
of which the day comes
by Anonymous Poet
cock I seek
cock I find
mmMMmmMMMmmm taste good
by Anonymous Poet
Argue with me foo?
I bust a cap, ho-bag
Eternal bitch, to me
by Ethan of BAD!!!
