Thirty short minutes
Until my pizza arrives
With no anchovies
by Crash Davis
So this is light beer
This amber-tinted water
Where's the alcohol
by Crash Davis
It makes me thankful
To live in the golden state.
Seasons? What seasons?
by mad
texas bush country
infuriating morons
a landslide downhill
by Anonymous Poet
what you gonna do
when the Hulkamania
comes down on you ?
by Terry H. Hogan
my left eye: foggy
i just put in new contacts
blink blink blink blink blink
by jason feifer of worcester, ma
I dont need women
bitter heartache, pain, and angst
woo! look at that one!
by studboy of Texas
after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done
by studboy of Texas
I hear you brother
There is so much of nothing
Inactivity
by Janis
after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done
by studboy of Texas
vegetarians
an unknown breed in Texas
Cali, here I come!
by studboy of Dallas
dotcom retiree
no love, no money, only
sapphire and tonic!
by studboy of texas, dammit
my fever not bad
just make me speak in haiku
dayquil really rocks
dayquil is orange
it's the get me through the day
medicine that works
dayquil marry me
'all your base are belong to us'
where did that come from?
by thought bubble
There's a farm up North
where all they do is milk squid.
That's where ink comes from.
by Cap'n Pete
Gangrene and small pox
are simply Mother Nature's
version of tattoos.
by Cap'n Pete
I wonder what it
is that makes fluoride so good?
Maybe it's the lead.
by Cap'n Pete
sitting with laptop
might have a torn A C L
ice on my knee, fuck
by andy of ny
I once was robbed at
gunpoint -- I thought that it was
just part of the tour.
by Cap'n Pete
I have not slept in days
Why I do this to myself?
I am complete fool
by Anonymous Poet
The lights flickered on
the urine stained kitchen floor.
There's no place like home.
by Cap'n Pete
something is so good
about a little monkey
with just six fingers
by pooper of doo
haiku sucks, yes
as poetry
all haiku bad, anyway
by Anonymous Poet
someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!
by bocephus of dirty south
someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!
by bocephus of dirty south
Stuck at my workplace
I find a page to submit
my bad poetry
now, three hours later,
I sit and ponder my lack
of accomlshment.
today was a slow
and painfully bitter day,
and so now I bitch.
by pat of http://beerho.com/
unsubscribe
by mr dog fondle of the petting zoo
My life is ruined
But I deserve it, oh yes
All can read my shame
eFront was my pride
I fucked over webmasters
Now they have revenge
by Sam Jain of www.fuckedcompany.com
haiku do not rhyme
fool! i fear you not a bit
[insert nature here]
by Anonymous Poet
the goat kid is here
so you had better beware
and tremble in fear
by goatkid of Portland,OR
we do not approve
the only cock crows the dawn
of which the day comes
by Anonymous Poet
cock I seek
cock I find
mmMMmmMMMmmm taste good
by Anonymous Poet
Argue with me foo?
I bust a cap, ho-bag
Eternal bitch, to me
by Ethan of BAD!!!
Weird British Humor
Hella-Shitty? Oh yeah
What a waste of eyesight
by Ethan of USA
Memepool sent me here
SiSSYFiGHT is down today
Prepare for newbies
by Nicorette
sliding gliding snap
parents guiding dying for
in brackets, peace, sleep
by mellie
i just have to chill
cuz today has been a day
and now i'm employed
by Teresa McRann
Just wanted to see
my name in lights
is that so bad
by badger of USofA
German Chocolate
I so love this cake
Even good with tea
8)
by BeeOOll of Dallas, TX
my printer is possessed
it keeps spitting out black page
woe is me I think
by jbkim (posted by tcl)
this haiku exists
just to let me use the word
"serendipitous"
by Robert Jones of Austin, TX
math and chemistry
holding my GPA hostage
randsoms of lost sleep.
by stuff of http://beerho.com/
pretentious goth git
trying not to step on bug
who turned on the lights?
by deus_x of detroit, mi
websphere changes paths
angering developer
IBM sucks dick
by rob
all your base
are belong to us
what you say
by Anonymous Poet
What's that aroma?
Perfume on, in the morning.
My fingers smell good. =)
by 9thmoon of Seattle
a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..
by pigdog
eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy
by Anonymous Poet
george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all
by Anonymous Poet
Voices in my head
Saying I had better work more
Or Boss might suspect...
by 9thmoon of Seattle
