sliding gliding snap
parents guiding dying for
in brackets, peace, sleep

i just have to chill
cuz today has been a day
and now i'm employed

Just wanted to see
my name in lights
is that so bad

German Chocolate
I so love this cake
Even good with tea
8)

my printer is possessed
it keeps spitting out black page
woe is me I think

this haiku exists
just to let me use the word
"serendipitous"

math and chemistry
holding my GPA hostage
randsoms of lost sleep.

pretentious goth git
trying not to step on bug
who turned on the lights?

websphere changes paths
angering developer
IBM sucks dick

all your base
are belong to us
what you say

What's that aroma?
Perfume on, in the morning.
My fingers smell good. =)

a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..

eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy

george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all

Voices in my head
Saying I had better work more
Or Boss might suspect...

been here twelve hours
always more stuff to get done
screw this, i go home.

nightynight nightnight
mister fourth way, you lonesome
prairie doggie, you

yes, they are. Oh Shit!
Are you allowed to that?
Well, probably not.

barney miller show
diverse police force tv
now where is mcgarret?

Ads are gone
Web finished - time for
Vacation!

flutterflies flutter
or are they just leaves playing
inside my head

haiku schmaiku here
we post bad poetry here
better than tv

joke's on me it seems
i've posted too much haiku
goodnight everyone

took a valium
it is all much better now
thanks for the advice!

mr. down under boy
cool your jets and just calm down
australian for dumb

I say memepool
with two me, mes and a pool
viral, yeah, viral

My name is YoYo
and I'm not wearing pants.
Love that Internet.

a haiku's last line
should be slightly different
stupid muthafucks.

memepool is two, see?
for it is said meem pool, read?
one knows this, it's me.

Is the burdon heavier with or without,
Free time means no money
Aaah, the dreaded cycle.

currency robustly plentifull
large conglomerates swoon besides you
bad consumer bad

Does 'Memepool" count as
one or is it two because
I can't pronounce it.

thought flickers through mind
a terrible idea forms
fourth way is a stud.

I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby

back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.

(Barbeque sauce!)

this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity

9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?

thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault

sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy

there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth

ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are

Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.

uncooked pork seductress
tempting and suculent
my ceramic bowl smiles

too long, these hiaku
the real english format is
three five three, gajin.

Good attempt, Wanton,
but "I never wrote haiku"
has six syllables

sorry janis I
am the guilty dog who
mempooled you are site

dot coms led the fall
now we all fall down down down
bottom out? boo hoo

dot com may live, yet
one would ask, 'has it made cash'?
the answer is no.

oh baby, just wait
my friend is coming to post
get out the popcorn !!!!

I never wrote haiku
before, hope I can count the
syllables in this

we read bad haiku
at haiku dot com you know
read read bad haiku