Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

dot coms led the fall
now we all fall down down down
bottom out? boo hoo
Haiku # 6278, March 12, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dot com may live, yet
one would ask, 'has it made cash'?
the answer is no.
Haiku # 6277, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by redbeard
oh baby, just wait
my friend is coming to post
get out the popcorn !!!!
Haiku # 6276, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I never wrote haiku
before, hope I can count the
syllables in this
Haiku # 6275, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Wanton of San Mateo, CA
we read bad haiku
at haiku dot com you know
read read bad haiku
Haiku # 6274, March 12, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
formerly anon
now i post as redbeard. yes,
redbeard the pirate
Haiku # 6273, March 12, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by redbeard
exit point excited
scathing walls of sandstone
ky jelly is needed
Haiku # 6272, March 12, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Our dot com still lives.
To all my friends by the Bay,
"Who's laughing now, bitch?"
Haiku # 6271, March 12, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
we submit haiku
at the bad hiaku dot com
send that bad hiaku
Haiku # 6270, March 12, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by redbeard
memepool owns my life,
no one else does, so why care?
Haiku # 6269, March 12, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box of boston
code alone
again my fuk off partner
takes the early train
Haiku # 6268, March 12, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by uberklok
ha ha HA HAIKU!!
Bless you. Seems you're allergic
to real poetry
Haiku # 6267, March 12, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by the fourth way
births and deaths recur
without end: moths flutter
in a beam of light
Haiku # 6266, March 12, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by uberklok
I heard of a place
where hiaku runs rampant, free
so should you run, too.
Haiku # 6265, March 12, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot
Haiku # 6264, March 12, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by sheena is here again - but why?
meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME
Haiku # 6263, March 12, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Good memes don't die
they wander earth eternal
all your base shall live
Haiku # 6262, March 12, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by M. Bickers of Charlottesville, VA
desi deserted
my dessert in the desert
the ice cream melted
Haiku # 6261, March 12, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by the fourth way
it's all just sim'le
and metaphor until some-
one loses an 'i'
Haiku # 6260, March 12, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deadly prions are
munching holes in my brain. Mmm,
infectious proteins.
Haiku # 6259, March 12, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by M. Bickers of charlottesville, VA
all hail to janis
toast to her magnificence
a site for sore i's
Haiku # 6258, March 12, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ash
Packing up my life
Boxes piled in the corner
Beer in my free hand
Haiku # 6257, March 12, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Janis
inspirational
two hundred haiku a day
i must try harder
Haiku # 6256, March 12, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by ash
This Seattle miss
(Well, perhaps that word's not right)
Is off to do work.

It's been pleasant, though;
Whiling away the minutes;
Missing my deadline.
Haiku # 6255, March 12, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
ash- please go back to
killing the Nostromo crew
until parker comes
Haiku # 6254, March 12, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by the fourth way
My cow is quite sick
She has green and yellow stripes
It's Plaid Cow Disease!
Haiku # 6253, March 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by Pedro of Simi Valhey
So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.
Haiku # 6252, March 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses
Haiku # 6251, March 12, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by ash
i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too
Haiku # 6250, March 12, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint
Haiku # 6249, March 12, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous
Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.

Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.
Haiku # 6248, March 12, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
life is transparent
but is death post-grandparent ?
(my parent-thesis)
Haiku # 6247, March 12, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by ash
why waste bathwater
on a baby you're gonna
throw out anyway?
Haiku # 6246, March 12, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
It had to happen
Someone wrote "all your haiku
are belong to us."

The honest truth, though
Is that I'm far past tired of
that damn stupid phrase.
Haiku # 6245, March 12, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by Norbert
Cupids eat foie gros
with candy red hots and milk
ketchup on the side
Haiku # 6244, March 12, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Speedo
badhaiku.com -
It's the victim of memepool
Sort of "slashdotted"
Haiku # 6243, March 12, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
janis- calm down and
tell me how my mutual
funds and stocks did
Haiku # 6242, March 12, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by the fourth way
Norman Rockwell Art
Money is better than skill
Americana
Haiku # 6241, March 12, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Ted and Nancy of anonymous art museum
What the fuck is up?
200 haiku - one day
What's going on here?
Haiku # 6240, March 12, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
unforseeable
inconceivability
but it's all your fault
Haiku # 6239, March 12, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by the fourth way
The Japs aren't all bad
Example: tamagotchi
Remember that one?
Haiku # 6238, March 12, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
No work getting done
Haiku has but engulfed me
Damn the Japanese
Haiku # 6237, March 12, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Give man a midget
And he has a brand new toy
A fuzzy football

Give it to woman --
Well, it's best left unspoken
She has a "toy" too
Haiku # 6236, March 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
i'm watching lizzy
with midgets getting busy
i'm getting dizzy
Haiku # 6235, March 12, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by the fourth way
That last one was sick
I truely apologize
Lechers -- NOT funny.
Haiku # 6234, March 12, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey little scrapper
How'd you like a new quarter?
Fish in my pocket
Haiku # 6233, March 12, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Nothin' says lovin'
Like midgets in my oven.
So turn up the heat!
Haiku # 6232, March 12, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Liz B
Liz and a dwarf -- eww!
What unnat'ral things proceed
past the bedroom door?
Haiku # 6231, March 12, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
oh no...midget porn
Liz went from the whole gloom thing
to mini-lovin
Haiku # 6230, March 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by the fourth way
Honey, where's my tie?
Honey? Why do you hang there?
I need my blue tie.
Haiku # 6229, March 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
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