this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot

meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME

Good memes don't die
they wander earth eternal
all your base shall live

desi deserted
my dessert in the desert
the ice cream melted

it's all just sim'le
and metaphor until some-
one loses an 'i'

deadly prions are
munching holes in my brain. Mmm,
infectious proteins.

all hail to janis
toast to her magnificence
a site for sore i's

Packing up my life
Boxes piled in the corner
Beer in my free hand

inspirational
two hundred haiku a day
i must try harder

This Seattle miss
(Well, perhaps that word's not right)
Is off to do work.

It's been pleasant, though;
Whiling away the minutes;
Missing my deadline.

ash- please go back to
killing the Nostromo crew
until parker comes

My cow is quite sick
She has green and yellow stripes
It's Plaid Cow Disease!

So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.

this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses

i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too

I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint

Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.

Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.

life is transparent
but is death post-grandparent ?
(my parent-thesis)

why waste bathwater
on a baby you're gonna
throw out anyway?

It had to happen
Someone wrote "all your haiku
are belong to us."

The honest truth, though
Is that I'm far past tired of
that damn stupid phrase.

Cupids eat foie gros
with candy red hots and milk
ketchup on the side

badhaiku.com -
It's the victim of memepool
Sort of "slashdotted"

janis- calm down and
tell me how my mutual
funds and stocks did

Norman Rockwell Art
Money is better than skill
Americana

What the fuck is up?
200 haiku - one day
What's going on here?

unforseeable
inconceivability
but it's all your fault

The Japs aren't all bad
Example: tamagotchi
Remember that one?

No work getting done
Haiku has but engulfed me
Damn the Japanese

Give man a midget
And he has a brand new toy
A fuzzy football

Give it to woman --
Well, it's best left unspoken
She has a "toy" too

i'm watching lizzy
with midgets getting busy
i'm getting dizzy

That last one was sick
I truely apologize
Lechers -- NOT funny.

Hey little scrapper
How'd you like a new quarter?
Fish in my pocket

Nothin' says lovin'
Like midgets in my oven.
So turn up the heat!

Liz and a dwarf -- eww!
What unnat'ral things proceed
past the bedroom door?

oh no...midget porn
Liz went from the whole gloom thing
to mini-lovin

Honey, where's my tie?
Honey? Why do you hang there?
I need my blue tie.

Hey spliff where mah G's
at Gimme some mo' You know
We really need that

I'm not on the couch,
I'm heading for the bedroom
I'll borrow the dwarf!

He was a "big" man
The ladies all adored him
Stretch'd wide in welcome

Where are my "dogs" at?
Participles dang'ling true!
Where's your bad grammar?

I got me a dwarf
He is so funny to watch
After being "tossed"

that aint gloom baby
looks more like a big ass ball
of cholesterol

Liz, that shit's too deep
This forum is a cesspool
Not a doctor's couch

Yodel - ay - hee - hoo
My pet goat has a long beard
What does a goat say?

Illicit lover,
Unattainable passion
Gloom surrounds my heart

don't sleep on shakespeare...
he'll take off those frilly clothes
and whoop your behind

Shakespeare - bawdy hack
Couldn't rhyme for his life
Forsooth, yon shit stank!

YOU NO THROW CHIP AT US!!!!!!!

Santa! Ho, ho, ho!
Santa, you my tru nigga
I got toy hook-ups.

Cats -- nature's kick-balls
They are good for little more
Than a good field goal.