I'm not on the couch,
I'm heading for the bedroom
I'll borrow the dwarf!
by Liz B
He was a "big" man
The ladies all adored him
Stretch'd wide in welcome
by eggnog doggy-dog
Where are my "dogs" at?
Participles dang'ling true!
Where's your bad grammar?
by eggnog doggy-dog
I got me a dwarf
He is so funny to watch
After being "tossed"
by eggnog doggy-dog
that aint gloom baby
looks more like a big ass ball
of cholesterol
by the fourth way
Liz, that shit's too deep
This forum is a cesspool
Not a doctor's couch
by eggnog doggy-dog
Yodel - ay - hee - hoo
My pet goat has a long beard
What does a goat say?
by eggnog doggy-dog
Illicit lover,
Unattainable passion
Gloom surrounds my heart
by Liz B
don't sleep on shakespeare...
he'll take off those frilly clothes
and whoop your behind
by the fourth way of seattle
Shakespeare - bawdy hack
Couldn't rhyme for his life
Forsooth, yon shit stank!
by Anonymous Poet
YOU NO THROW CHIP AT US!!!!!!!
by wayloon
Santa! Ho, ho, ho!
Santa, you my tru nigga
I got toy hook-ups.
by Anonymous Poet
Cats -- nature's kick-balls
They are good for little more
Than a good field goal.
by eggnog doggy-dog
eggnog doggy dog
and the nog pound loc up and
go do a sleigh by
by the fourth way of seattle
Terradaloo, Bob!
I can't wait for Ronnie Dobbs
That shit is funny.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Give a man a fish
And he eats fish for a day
I like eating fish.
by eggnog doggy-dog
WHY YOU THROW CHIP?????
by wayloon
Last one left in the
Office please turn off the lights
and please leave it locked
by Anonymous Poet
You want something new?
Go to www.goatse.cx
Your mind will be crushed
by Anonymous Poet
SATA victimized
lawyers, psychics consulted...
suspects confronted
by X-Rom of http://www.totalabstinence.com/text/porn_piracy.html
thanks a lot ellie,
think of me in the morning,
sleeping while you work
by the fourth way of seattle
At least with Haiku
You break lines for a reason
Linguistics this, Bark!
by Anonymous Memepoolista
to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four
by ellie of montreal
oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?
by the fourth way of seattle
hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku
by the fourth way of seattle
Work is so boring
Typing does not pass the time
Only beer can help
by Tim of Sac
i am quite tired
31 minutes left
till i have a beer
by ellie of montreal
i am quite tired
by ellie of montreal
Thanks memepool.com
For showing me Bad Haiku
You make my lunch fun.
by Sonya of Seattle
I need to go shit
A turtlehead poking out
i hear it plop down
by ghostxxx of D/FW
crap, why am i here
I want to drink belgian beer
I'm leaving at 5
by Anonymous Poet of NYC
An E-mail for you
Please open the attachment
No more MP3's
by TheFly of Baltimore
a wise man once said
there is no bad poetry
only bad poets
by the fourth way
I thought I was drunk
I guess I was wrong, it seems
I am just confused
by Anonymous Poet
bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?
by Anonymous Poet
an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours
by the fourth way
a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think
by the fourth way
i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though
by furthur8
Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving
by mrfnord
I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit
by the fourth way of seattle
lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated
by mrfnord
though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you
by furthur8
Public employee,
surfing the Internet at
taxpayer expense.
by Plastickiwi
Nuts must be scratched
They demand it incessantly
The little fuckers
by Nut
Of course I do glass.
hard part though, is getting the
glass in the needle
by the fourth way of seattle
the fourth way loves glass
i am in need of your work
do you do windows?
by furthur8
glass walls, glass ceilings
glass chairs, glass sofas, glass beds...
windex wonderland
by the fourth way of seattle
no more all your base
it's not funny anymore
cos lowtax said so
by furthur8
people who live in
glass houses have glass toilets
and clearly that's gross
by the fourth way of seattle
