bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?

an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours

a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think

i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though

Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving

I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit

lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated

though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you

Public employee,
surfing the Internet at
taxpayer expense.

Nuts must be scratched
They demand it incessantly
The little fuckers

Of course I do glass.
hard part though, is getting the
glass in the needle

the fourth way loves glass
i am in need of your work
do you do windows?

glass walls, glass ceilings
glass chairs, glass sofas, glass beds...
windex wonderland

no more all your base
it's not funny anymore
cos lowtax said so

people who live in
glass houses have glass toilets
and clearly that's gross

for my valentine:
a big donut up your butt
with lots of frosting

Stupid holiday.
Valentine's me up the butt.
Stupid holiday.

Do me up the butt.
Do me so far up the butt.
Do me up the butt.

ooh ooh yeah oh yeah
oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhh... donut frosting

mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, donuts

i smoke way too much
monitor turning yellow
lungs are turning black

The only thing
That is worse than this
is that

Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.

oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan

This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.

Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?

slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku

Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.

stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet

Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?

Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".

Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.

A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight

a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...

Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt

I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner

As the page scrolls down
All I see is Evans shit.
A flood of garbage.

I can't help but laugh
That beer is all over you
I shook the can up

You motherfucker
I will rape you up the ass
If you try to merge

Beautiful blonde hair
Is she really fourty-five?
Your mom is a fox.

Evan likes red juice
Recharge his ninja power
Cheaper than cocaine

pheer me newbie
for i am a loftninja
fifi marked for death

Raquet balls and glue
Paperclips, advil, and coke
Uh-oh. I'm messy.

Look at the kitty
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I think it's dead now.

Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.

i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus

loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows

Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh

oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone