slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku
by nora
Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.
by Jude of Austin TX
stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?
by the fourth way of seattle
Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".
by Jude of Austin TX
Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.
by Evan of SF
A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight
by Anonymous Poet of Ninja Burger
a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...
by mrfnord of Columbus, OH
Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
by zozo
I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt
by Jim of Jim's Hair
I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner
by Adam of Portland
As the page scrolls down
All I see is Evans shit.
A flood of garbage.
by Vert
I can't help but laugh
That beer is all over you
I shook the can up
by Evan of SF
You motherfucker
I will rape you up the ass
If you try to merge
by Miskatonic of Minneapolis
Beautiful blonde hair
Is she really fourty-five?
Your mom is a fox.
by Evan of SF
Evan likes red juice
Recharge his ninja power
Cheaper than cocaine
by deicide of five oh three
pheer me newbie
for i am a loftninja
fifi marked for death
by desufnoc
Raquet balls and glue
Paperclips, advil, and coke
Uh-oh. I'm messy.
by Evan of SF
Look at the kitty
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I think it's dead now.
by Evan of SF
Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.
by deadfx
i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus
by spraz of 8oodahpext
loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows
by desufnoc of Maine
Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh
by DJ Sheppie @ MC Lean of Vancouver
oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone
by Whitt of St. Louis
take off every zig
all your base are belong
to us, what you say
by Whitt of St. Louis
sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing
by falfa of Richmond VA
loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
Dow down two percent
Two Hundred Twenty Two points
I blame Bush, Jr.
by Evan of SF
my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight
by Falfa of Richmond VA
oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep
by Looja of San Jose, CA
Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!
by erin of STL
She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.
by Evan of SF
NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids
by Falfa of Richmond VA
Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please
by Dan of Boston
I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware
by Adam of Portland, OR
Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.
by Usonian of Los Angeles, CA
When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.
by Evan of SF
Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.
by Evan of SF
My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.
by Anonymous Poet
Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work
by Adam of Portland, OR
They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here
by Evan of SF
Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD
by Evan of SF
Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar
by Adam of Portland, OR
My sock puppet monk
Gets all the girls to pet him
Pet my monkey please
by Lauren and Dan of HFA
Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye
by ClomeyJ of Los Angeles, CA
i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep
by vern
My best friend Feo
is very unusual.
His farts are phosgene.
by visvivalaw of Earth
Brian isn't well
He didn't eat his wheaties
Don't cough on me, dude.
by Evan of SF
