Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.

i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus

loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows

Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh

oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone

take off every zig
all your base are belong
to us, what you say

sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing

loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart

Dow down two percent
Two Hundred Twenty Two points
I blame Bush, Jr.

my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed

silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual

my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight

oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep

Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!

She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.

NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids

Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please

I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware

Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.

When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.

Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.

My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.

Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work

They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here

Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD

Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar

My sock puppet monk
Gets all the girls to pet him
Pet my monkey please

Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye

i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep

My best friend Feo
is very unusual.
His farts are phosgene.

Brian isn't well
He didn't eat his wheaties
Don't cough on me, dude.

work work work all day
is not what i like to do
I'd rather be home

My girlfriend's breast size
is none of your concern, friend.
Eyes off the boobs now!

wish i had enough
to say to fill seventeen
syllables, i don't

Now Josie is mad
Sorry, I take it all back
Backstreet boys kick ass

went to town to play
money games spun the brain splat
went to sleep again

HP-UX sucks
I try to compile on it
It always core dumps

Josie works up front
She prefers the backstreet boys
That's alot of crap.

Work at a start-up
It doesn't pay very well
Thanks for the pencils

I never sleep well
My back calls me a cheapskate
I must buy a bed

I was bored before
But poem about Buttercup
Is so crap I cry

When I make dinner
I realize I need more food
Hot Pockets are fine.

Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
I am not too creative

I sat in front of
the biggest Indian tool
on the plane last night

phunkadelica
sharon, ben, joe, dean and paul
like to eat hot dogs

Lots of beer last night
The ugly girls were models
Monday morning. Don't call.

Hell is horrible
The Dark One tortures your soul
With awful Haiku.

Welcome Gentlemen
All Your Base Are Belong To
Us What You Say Cats?

come read silly pith
submissions are filtered
leave your brains at home

Princess Buttercup!
what a relief! Give I ah-
re-PET-TIT-tive sigh~