They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here

Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD

Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar

My sock puppet monk
Gets all the girls to pet him
Pet my monkey please

Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye

i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep

My best friend Feo
is very unusual.
His farts are phosgene.

Brian isn't well
He didn't eat his wheaties
Don't cough on me, dude.

work work work all day
is not what i like to do
I'd rather be home

My girlfriend's breast size
is none of your concern, friend.
Eyes off the boobs now!

wish i had enough
to say to fill seventeen
syllables, i don't

Now Josie is mad
Sorry, I take it all back
Backstreet boys kick ass

went to town to play
money games spun the brain splat
went to sleep again

HP-UX sucks
I try to compile on it
It always core dumps

Josie works up front
She prefers the backstreet boys
That's alot of crap.

Work at a start-up
It doesn't pay very well
Thanks for the pencils

I never sleep well
My back calls me a cheapskate
I must buy a bed

I was bored before
But poem about Buttercup
Is so crap I cry

When I make dinner
I realize I need more food
Hot Pockets are fine.

Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
I am not too creative

I sat in front of
the biggest Indian tool
on the plane last night

phunkadelica
sharon, ben, joe, dean and paul
like to eat hot dogs

Lots of beer last night
The ugly girls were models
Monday morning. Don't call.

Hell is horrible
The Dark One tortures your soul
With awful Haiku.

Welcome Gentlemen
All Your Base Are Belong To
Us What You Say Cats?

come read silly pith
submissions are filtered
leave your brains at home

Princess Buttercup!
what a relief! Give I ah-
re-PET-TIT-tive sigh~

when the spring comes rain
and my knee hurts so badly
amputation now.

Kevin is super
Gay really really dumb
He does acid, dumb

School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks

School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks

I have my own puss
now that I am big and stong
my puss grows with me

The Partisan League
Coveting your cheese supplies.
Ware Xarabydun!

Elephant dancer,
I can so smell you from here.
Fester away, Dad!

Lumbering for hell
Foot locked in moral bear trap.
Rice gets in your eyes.

speaking to teacher
I discovered that I had
forgotten my leg

Monday morning poo
flushing weekend's decadence
a ton of red meat

my dream was quite good
I ate bacon and radish
followed by some cake

I am so docile
I am so fucking docile
I kick docile ass

Bad Haiku just stinks
horrible, disgusting, bad
and i adore it

Get on up Get on
up Ah Like a sex machine
Ah Get on up Ow!

Get up on it
Get up on it like this
Get up on it

Hockey player bit
my earlobe but then a
game broke out - beer ad

still up on this sheet.
potential kills greedy time
paper? more sheet? hmmm.

go wash your mouth out
with something stronger than soap.
maybe arsenic

Possible they stood
near you? You shit-eating git.
Can't you smell yourself?

Foreign students, phew!
What makes them smell? Do they bathe?
Do they know of soap?

Mother Theresa
Fawning over the wretched
Me, Christian? No thanks.

Look, a corn "floater"
Don't remember eating that
mmm... *smack* Yes, I do!

Well, har-dee-har-har
I got me a three-legg'd goat
Chew on this, Billy.