Elephant dancer,
I can so smell you from here.
Fester away, Dad!

Lumbering for hell
Foot locked in moral bear trap.
Rice gets in your eyes.

speaking to teacher
I discovered that I had
forgotten my leg

Monday morning poo
flushing weekend's decadence
a ton of red meat

my dream was quite good
I ate bacon and radish
followed by some cake

I am so docile
I am so fucking docile
I kick docile ass

Bad Haiku just stinks
horrible, disgusting, bad
and i adore it

Get on up Get on
up Ah Like a sex machine
Ah Get on up Ow!

Get up on it
Get up on it like this
Get up on it

Hockey player bit
my earlobe but then a
game broke out - beer ad

still up on this sheet.
potential kills greedy time
paper? more sheet? hmmm.

go wash your mouth out
with something stronger than soap.
maybe arsenic

Possible they stood
near you? You shit-eating git.
Can't you smell yourself?

Foreign students, phew!
What makes them smell? Do they bathe?
Do they know of soap?

Mother Theresa
Fawning over the wretched
Me, Christian? No thanks.

Look, a corn "floater"
Don't remember eating that
mmm... *smack* Yes, I do!

Well, har-dee-har-har
I got me a three-legg'd goat
Chew on this, Billy.

Do let's bend over!
Take it like good receivers
We expand and tear.

I told you, woman
Don't mix carrots with jell-o
That shit is nasty.

sleep like an angel
dream like a dirty sinner
wash your sheets, that's gross.

Dripping white bird shit
Falls _into_ a man on bench
Snoring, mouth open

my stupidity
oh no what got into me
that tumidity !

"tumnescence" doesn't
have an "n" in it. but we
all fuck up sometimes

a rounded swelling
oh so beautiful like a
partial moon at night

swelling in the ranks
a sort of e-tumnescence
stimulating jerks

evil sluts of night
how you tease would-be watchers.
a trick? prob'ly not.

too bad you missed when
ten bucks each; me and cris kissed
and yeah, there was tongue

buttsex in my ear
do it do it do it oh
messy isn't it

take a long sweet draught
cold sustinence from a can
only the lucky

the erection of my
soul leads to the butt fucking
of the universe

can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.

can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.

can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.

saffron is the new
red but what if red is not
red but the new black

lip zit overtakes
will it ever end its growth?
how pain and pus suck

crapass fuglies
stick to you permanent
i kill 'em with
blackeyed
eying

prev'usly vegan
"cheese helps me to be beefy"
glonous hardcore boy

the flow of speaking
stuttered sickly drunken
a space to evolve

"Z." uncreative
slob! free association
is not an art form

to be like that dog
sleeping so peacefully over there
on the road, aahhhhh yes

glass shards, erection:
suicide masterbator.
a bloody penis

once there were two boys
but one disrobed the other:
diff'rent organs. oops

on bitches titties
big poppa wishes to rub
a dose of hip hop

cardinal sin Ash?
another poor deluded
soul. Not insin - cere

tooting and peeping
squirrels, grubs, evil secrets
drop fantasies here

hester contemplates
will she beat me in our game?
looks like i have won

Revived and returned
Once a low class poetry,
It is once again.

Like limericks,
From the land of rising sun.
Isn't that fun?

Mere viral host,
Is it so hard to be clever?
Annoying spawner.

AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

The room is warm
But outside is exciting!
Kitty chooses both.

Wavefunction uncollapsed -
She can have her cake & eat it!
Just don't look.