Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

still up on this sheet.
potential kills greedy time
paper? more sheet? hmmm.
Haiku # 6081, March 12, 2001 7:40 am ET
by here
go wash your mouth out
with something stronger than soap.
maybe arsenic
Haiku # 6080, March 12, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
Possible they stood
near you? You shit-eating git.
Can't you smell yourself?
Haiku # 6079, March 12, 2001 7:20 am ET
by mellie
Foreign students, phew!
What makes them smell? Do they bathe?
Do they know of soap?
Haiku # 6078, March 12, 2001 7:07 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Mother Theresa
Fawning over the wretched
Me, Christian? No thanks.
Haiku # 6077, March 12, 2001 7:01 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Look, a corn "floater"
Don't remember eating that
mmm... *smack* Yes, I do!
Haiku # 6076, March 12, 2001 6:51 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Well, har-dee-har-har
I got me a three-legg'd goat
Chew on this, Billy.
Haiku # 6075, March 12, 2001 6:46 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Do let's bend over!
Take it like good receivers
We expand and tear.
Haiku # 6074, March 12, 2001 6:37 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
I told you, woman
Don't mix carrots with jell-o
That shit is nasty.
Haiku # 6073, March 12, 2001 6:34 am ET
by eggnog doggy dog of A special place.
sleep like an angel
dream like a dirty sinner
wash your sheets, that's gross.
Haiku # 6072, March 12, 2001 6:24 am ET
by e-dog
Dripping white bird shit
Falls _into_ a man on bench
Snoring, mouth open
Haiku # 6071, March 12, 2001 6:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my stupidity
oh no what got into me
that tumidity !
Haiku # 6070, March 12, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ash
"tumnescence" doesn't
have an "n" in it. but we
all fuck up sometimes
Haiku # 6069, March 12, 2001 6:04 am ET
by e-dog
a rounded swelling
oh so beautiful like a
partial moon at night
Haiku # 6068, March 12, 2001 5:56 am ET
by Z of zZZZzZZZzZ
swelling in the ranks
a sort of e-tumnescence
stimulating jerks
Haiku # 6067, March 12, 2001 5:46 am ET
by ash
evil sluts of night
how you tease would-be watchers.
a trick? prob'ly not.
Haiku # 6066, March 12, 2001 5:44 am ET
by e-dog
too bad you missed when
ten bucks each; me and cris kissed
and yeah, there was tongue
Haiku # 6065, March 12, 2001 5:33 am ET
by hestwhore
buttsex in my ear
do it do it do it oh
messy isn't it
Haiku # 6064, March 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by e-dog
take a long sweet draught
cold sustinence from a can
only the lucky
Haiku # 6063, March 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by e-dog
the erection of my
soul leads to the butt fucking
of the universe
Haiku # 6062, March 12, 2001 5:13 am ET
by Q of Quarkland
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6061, March 12, 2001 5:10 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6060, March 12, 2001 5:09 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6059, March 12, 2001 5:09 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
saffron is the new
red but what if red is not
red but the new black
Haiku # 6058, March 12, 2001 5:06 am ET
by Z of everywhere
lip zit overtakes
will it ever end its growth?
how pain and pus suck
Haiku # 6057, March 12, 2001 5:06 am ET
by e-dog
crapass fuglies
stick to you permanent
i kill 'em with
blackeyed
eying
Haiku # 6056, March 12, 2001 5:05 am ET
by the filter of us MO KC
prev'usly vegan
"cheese helps me to be beefy"
glonous hardcore boy
Haiku # 6055, March 12, 2001 5:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the flow of speaking
stuttered sickly drunken
a space to evolve
Haiku # 6054, March 12, 2001 5:04 am ET
by the filter of usa missourah kc
"Z." uncreative
slob! free association
is not an art form
Haiku # 6053, March 12, 2001 5:02 am ET
by e-dog
to be like that dog
sleeping so peacefully over there
on the road, aahhhhh yes
Haiku # 6052, March 12, 2001 4:59 am ET
by Z of everywhere
glass shards, erection:
suicide masterbator.
a bloody penis
Haiku # 6051, March 12, 2001 4:59 am ET
by hestwhore
once there were two boys
but one disrobed the other:
diff'rent organs. oops
Haiku # 6050, March 12, 2001 4:57 am ET
by e-dog
on bitches titties
big poppa wishes to rub
a dose of hip hop
Haiku # 6049, March 12, 2001 4:56 am ET
by hestwhore
cardinal sin Ash?
another poor deluded
soul. Not insin - cere
Haiku # 6048, March 12, 2001 4:49 am ET
by mellie
tooting and peeping
squirrels, grubs, evil secrets
drop fantasies here
Haiku # 6047, March 12, 2001 4:46 am ET
by hestwhore
hester contemplates
will she beat me in our game?
looks like i have won
Haiku # 6046, March 12, 2001 4:44 am ET
by e-dog
Revived and returned
Once a low class poetry,
It is once again.

Like limericks,
From the land of rising sun.
Isn't that fun?
Haiku # 6045, March 12, 2001 4:13 am ET
by mad
Mere viral host,
Is it so hard to be clever?
Annoying spawner.
Haiku # 6044, March 12, 2001 4:09 am ET
by mad
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Haiku # 6043, March 12, 2001 3:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The room is warm
But outside is exciting!
Kitty chooses both.

Wavefunction uncollapsed -
She can have her cake & eat it!
Just don't look.
Haiku # 6042, March 12, 2001 3:57 am ET
by mad
ugly without effort
the woman enjoys her scotch
i fall from my stool
Haiku # 6041, March 12, 2001 3:56 am ET
by That One Guy of The South
Bad Haiku: (necessary)
how many on internet?
it seems finite

see stuff somewhere
see it again quickly
somwhere else
Haiku # 6040, March 12, 2001 3:35 am ET
by Your Name: (optional)
life is not a bed
the sheets are very messy
goddamn maid is late
Haiku # 6039, March 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by furthur8
fatt minn cuts my hair
erik likes little boys in skirts
dre cooks the cookies
Haiku # 6038, March 12, 2001 3:06 am ET
by peppy the jackass of essex
Haiku # 6037, March 12, 2001 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gust of wind through leaves,
haikus flow through memepool.
I can do better.
Haiku # 6036, March 12, 2001 2:57 am ET
by Mikael of Helsinki
how often will she
enter and exit my room
indecisive wench
Haiku # 6035, March 12, 2001 2:40 am ET
by e-dog
less fronting, more rep
resenting, on the trailer
trashing trampoline owner
Haiku # 6034, March 12, 2001 2:08 am ET
by FOR HARK!!!
stumble upon page
relate to broken modem
wipes away a tear
Haiku # 6033, March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Craig of Midwest
Im pooping your mouth
And pooping your juices in
poopy potty pants
Haiku # 6032, March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by poopy potties and the runs
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