hester contemplates
will she beat me in our game?
looks like i have won

Revived and returned
Once a low class poetry,
It is once again.

Like limericks,
From the land of rising sun.
Isn't that fun?

Mere viral host,
Is it so hard to be clever?
Annoying spawner.

AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

The room is warm
But outside is exciting!
Kitty chooses both.

Wavefunction uncollapsed -
She can have her cake & eat it!
Just don't look.

ugly without effort
the woman enjoys her scotch
i fall from my stool

Bad Haiku: (necessary)
how many on internet?
it seems finite

see stuff somewhere
see it again quickly
somwhere else

life is not a bed
the sheets are very messy
goddamn maid is late

fatt minn cuts my hair
erik likes little boys in skirts
dre cooks the cookies

Gust of wind through leaves,
haikus flow through memepool.
I can do better.

how often will she
enter and exit my room
indecisive wench

less fronting, more rep
resenting, on the trailer
trashing trampoline owner

stumble upon page
relate to broken modem
wipes away a tear

Im pooping your mouth
And pooping your juices in
poopy potty pants

Ramply Tranflampkins'
craftily twittered rambles
resemble rumples

all your base are be
long to us all your base are
belong to us all

my caramello
sits in the rain, soaking
I think I will cry

who says i am dry ?
not too much inhibition
less prohibition

put on a red hat
someone calls you communist
but the line is out

walking towards door
fart escapes too soon
accused of boner

it sounded so good
.....linux, anarchy, group sex;
freedom.....open sources

And then your sound card
breaks your modem, and bill gates
looks so innocent

I finally get home.
Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow...
Shut up, ya' damn cat!

laugh!...ha, ha, HA, HA!
so that the world can laugh at
you, snicker, snicker....

but then YOU can choose
to think you are all having
a wonderful time,

Linux setup's hard
My sound card broke my modem
But I still feel cool

now it is all good
sorry consort; none for you
she is still all mine

why, send her to me
I will treat her shabbily
so that u look good!!!!!

she almost left me
i get so apathetic
not indefinite

nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
inna darqk roman

nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
footsies outen steps

nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens

nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, frogen higgens
foothold

politics too dry
ash dry? then lubricate!
oily politics

Bjorg! Nargs furg nip
Higs darg flibs nipder
foogelog nurps

ash has no conscience
apolitical transients
don't preach, shut zen up.

Knowing Tesla more
than you, and Maxwell, too. So
Reich will over do!

Argue with a damn
Aries, white is black, or black
is white, you can't win

another lost weekend
listening to Shirley Booth
nag nag nag nag nag

avoid the forum
beware the idlers of march
transcend politics

bronchitic rasping
the exploding of neurones
rasta mushroom cloud

creative movement
he did some of his best works
in the name of fart

belly swells, gas builds
crackle snap pop, yippie!
a new turd is born

Gregory Corso
had an apartment burn down
all his work was lost

he said, I can write
more and start all over from
the true begining