Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 69 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

life is not a bed
the sheets are very messy
goddamn maid is late
Haiku # 6039, March 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by furthur8
fatt minn cuts my hair
erik likes little boys in skirts
dre cooks the cookies
Haiku # 6038, March 12, 2001 3:06 am ET
by peppy the jackass of essex
Haiku # 6037, March 12, 2001 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gust of wind through leaves,
haikus flow through memepool.
I can do better.
Haiku # 6036, March 12, 2001 2:57 am ET
by Mikael of Helsinki
how often will she
enter and exit my room
indecisive wench
Haiku # 6035, March 12, 2001 2:40 am ET
by e-dog
less fronting, more rep
resenting, on the trailer
trashing trampoline owner
Haiku # 6034, March 12, 2001 2:08 am ET
by FOR HARK!!!
stumble upon page
relate to broken modem
wipes away a tear
Haiku # 6033, March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Craig of Midwest
Im pooping your mouth
And pooping your juices in
poopy potty pants
Haiku # 6032, March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by poopy potties and the runs
Ramply Tranflampkins'
craftily twittered rambles
resemble rumples
Haiku # 6031, March 12, 2001 2:01 am ET
by lazarus delfuego
all your base are be
long to us all your base are
belong to us all
Haiku # 6030, March 12, 2001 1:58 am ET
by kevomatic
my caramello
sits in the rain, soaking
I think I will cry
Haiku # 6029, March 12, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Zooley Meatmeyer
who says i am dry ?
not too much inhibition
less prohibition
Haiku # 6028, March 12, 2001 1:54 am ET
by ash
put on a red hat
someone calls you communist
but the line is out
Haiku # 6027, March 12, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
walking towards door
fart escapes too soon
accused of boner
Haiku # 6026, March 12, 2001 1:47 am ET
by jeanz of ma
it sounded so good
.....linux, anarchy, group sex;
freedom.....open sources

And then your sound card
breaks your modem, and bill gates
looks so innocent
Haiku # 6025, March 12, 2001 1:37 am ET
by consort----->
I finally get home.
Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow...
Shut up, ya' damn cat!
Haiku # 6024, March 12, 2001 1:29 am ET
by mad
laugh!...ha, ha, HA, HA!
so that the world can laugh at
you, snicker, snicker....

but then YOU can choose
to think you are all having
a wonderful time,
Haiku # 6023, March 12, 2001 1:23 am ET
by existentialist spiraling into depression
Linux setup's hard
My sound card broke my modem
But I still feel cool
Haiku # 6022, March 12, 2001 1:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of New Jersey
now it is all good
sorry consort; none for you
she is still all mine
Haiku # 6021, March 12, 2001 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why, send her to me
I will treat her shabbily
so that u look good!!!!!
Haiku # 6020, March 12, 2001 1:08 am ET
by consort----->
she almost left me
i get so apathetic
not indefinite
Haiku # 6019, March 12, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
inna darqk roman
Haiku # 6018, March 12, 2001 1:01 am ET
by post-esperanto who cares what it means does it make money?
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
footsies outen steps
Haiku # 6017, March 12, 2001 12:57 am ET
by post esperanto
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
Haiku # 6016, March 12, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, frogen higgens
foothold
Haiku # 6015, March 12, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
politics too dry
ash dry? then lubricate!
oily politics
Haiku # 6014, March 12, 2001 12:49 am ET
by consort! ------>
Bjorg! Nargs furg nip
Higs darg flibs nipder
foogelog nurps
Haiku # 6013, March 12, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Bjorg of Sweden
ash has no conscience
apolitical transients
don't preach, shut zen up.
Haiku # 6012, March 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by boo
Knowing Tesla more
than you, and Maxwell, too. So
Reich will over do!
Haiku # 6011, March 11, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Firebird of of Mars
Argue with a damn
Aries, white is black, or black
is white, you can't win
Haiku # 6010, March 11, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie of who's Shirley Booth?
another lost weekend
listening to Shirley Booth
nag nag nag nag nag
Haiku # 6009, March 11, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6008, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6007, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6006, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6005, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6004, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6003, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
avoid the forum
beware the idlers of march
transcend politics
Haiku # 6002, March 11, 2001 7:13 am ET
by ash
bronchitic rasping
the exploding of neurones
rasta mushroom cloud
Haiku # 6001, March 11, 2001 5:14 am ET
by ash
creative movement
he did some of his best works
in the name of fart
Haiku # 6000, March 11, 2001 5:09 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 5999, March 11, 2001 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
belly swells, gas builds
crackle snap pop, yippie!
a new turd is born
Haiku # 5998, March 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Gregory Corso
had an apartment burn down
all his work was lost

he said, I can write
more and start all over from
the true begining
Haiku # 5997, March 10, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie/Step of ego
critical thoughts or
comments, ideas, raptures, snow
banked on the road sides
Haiku # 5996, March 10, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Moxie/Steppenwolf of themadtaer@hotmail.com
it's a bit clean now
everything was lost but then
I don't miss it all
Haiku # 5995, March 10, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Steppenwolf of optional
http://www.thedeadletter.com/

Dead Letter Office
last thoughts, thoughts about last thoughts,
are they really dead??

-from mempool
Haiku # 5994, March 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by found haiku
Our Message To Earth

pi on my planet
is pi in the sky - til you
die you're asking, "Why?"
Haiku # 5993, March 10, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by martian
e over pi at
the apex ArcTan - wedge knob
(square root) three (slash) two

3-d, 6 point star
circumscribed sphere hints at the
source of the spirit
Haiku # 5992, March 10, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by martian
Cat scratches in pan
Johnny Cat dust settles down
Almond Rocca time
Haiku # 5991, March 10, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
poo-ets prove what's said
by reiteration - lick,
dog wipe carpet clean.
Haiku # 5990, March 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse rug
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