Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 69 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

laugh!...ha, ha, HA, HA!
so that the world can laugh at
you, snicker, snicker....

but then YOU can choose
to think you are all having
a wonderful time,
Haiku # 6023, March 12, 2001 1:23 am ET
by existentialist spiraling into depression
Linux setup's hard
My sound card broke my modem
But I still feel cool
Haiku # 6022, March 12, 2001 1:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of New Jersey
now it is all good
sorry consort; none for you
she is still all mine
Haiku # 6021, March 12, 2001 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why, send her to me
I will treat her shabbily
so that u look good!!!!!
Haiku # 6020, March 12, 2001 1:08 am ET
by consort----->
she almost left me
i get so apathetic
not indefinite
Haiku # 6019, March 12, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
inna darqk roman
Haiku # 6018, March 12, 2001 1:01 am ET
by post-esperanto who cares what it means does it make money?
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
footsies outen steps
Haiku # 6017, March 12, 2001 12:57 am ET
by post esperanto
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
Haiku # 6016, March 12, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, frogen higgens
foothold
Haiku # 6015, March 12, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
politics too dry
ash dry? then lubricate!
oily politics
Haiku # 6014, March 12, 2001 12:49 am ET
by consort! ------>
Bjorg! Nargs furg nip
Higs darg flibs nipder
foogelog nurps
Haiku # 6013, March 12, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Bjorg of Sweden
ash has no conscience
apolitical transients
don't preach, shut zen up.
Haiku # 6012, March 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by boo
Knowing Tesla more
than you, and Maxwell, too. So
Reich will over do!
Haiku # 6011, March 11, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Firebird of of Mars
Argue with a damn
Aries, white is black, or black
is white, you can't win
Haiku # 6010, March 11, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie of who's Shirley Booth?
another lost weekend
listening to Shirley Booth
nag nag nag nag nag
Haiku # 6009, March 11, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6008, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6007, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6006, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6005, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6004, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6003, March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
avoid the forum
beware the idlers of march
transcend politics
Haiku # 6002, March 11, 2001 7:13 am ET
by ash
bronchitic rasping
the exploding of neurones
rasta mushroom cloud
Haiku # 6001, March 11, 2001 5:14 am ET
by ash
creative movement
he did some of his best works
in the name of fart
Haiku # 6000, March 11, 2001 5:09 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 5999, March 11, 2001 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
belly swells, gas builds
crackle snap pop, yippie!
a new turd is born
Haiku # 5998, March 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Gregory Corso
had an apartment burn down
all his work was lost

he said, I can write
more and start all over from
the true begining
Haiku # 5997, March 10, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie/Step of ego
critical thoughts or
comments, ideas, raptures, snow
banked on the road sides
Haiku # 5996, March 10, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Moxie/Steppenwolf of themadtaer@hotmail.com
it's a bit clean now
everything was lost but then
I don't miss it all
Haiku # 5995, March 10, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Steppenwolf of optional
http://www.thedeadletter.com/

Dead Letter Office
last thoughts, thoughts about last thoughts,
are they really dead??

-from mempool
Haiku # 5994, March 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by found haiku
Our Message To Earth

pi on my planet
is pi in the sky - til you
die you're asking, "Why?"
Haiku # 5993, March 10, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by martian
e over pi at
the apex ArcTan - wedge knob
(square root) three (slash) two

3-d, 6 point star
circumscribed sphere hints at the
source of the spirit
Haiku # 5992, March 10, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by martian
Cat scratches in pan
Johnny Cat dust settles down
Almond Rocca time
Haiku # 5991, March 10, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
poo-ets prove what's said
by reiteration - lick,
dog wipe carpet clean.
Haiku # 5990, March 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse rug
re-puke-lickins thank
violence in movies. it's
shit for pride and sex.
Haiku # 5989, March 10, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by boo
the shrike in me, would
like to see, bung impaled
the flow curtailed

on a sharp fencepost too======>
Haiku # 5988, March 10, 2001 11:37 am ET
by woe
I'm relieved she said
not happy, only chidren
know how to be happy

M. Walters
Haiku # 5987, March 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by found haiku
his ancestors too
round and aromatic goo
in a bad way, ewwwww!
Haiku # 5986, March 10, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
king bung, born shit
on the throne sits, giving birth
to brown progeny
Haiku # 5985, March 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by woe
bung,s a hole, life's the
mole, that augered our woe
he has no control
Haiku # 5984, March 10, 2001 11:25 am ET
by woe
Itchy bung torment
Dog drags his ass over rug
spinning, licking nose
Haiku # 5983, March 10, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Bung Daddy
what's the use of bung
when boat is near the bottom?
a sinking feeling.
Haiku # 5982, March 10, 2001 7:42 am ET
by mellie
the times are they correct?
it is 12:35 now on west coast
Haiku # 5981, March 10, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
undemonstrative
as a rule, she wondered as
he fell towards her
Haiku # 5980, March 10, 2001 3:29 am ET
by another anonymous poet
i dont know what i would do without you
Haiku # 5979, March 10, 2001 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i love you
Haiku # 5978, March 10, 2001 2:27 am ET
by melissa
Hello Melissa
How's it going
Haiku # 5977, March 10, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Janis
kathy sometimes I
will type in anything to
flush the site out

I will attribute in the future though :) sorry!
Haiku # 5976, March 9, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kathy the tight ass
you plus the poo haiku bunch;
go teach each other!!!!
Haiku # 5975, March 9, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
idle pervs are the
drivel's keyboard. Potatoes
pay couches per view.
Haiku # 5974, March 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse
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