Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

I'm relieved she said
not happy, only chidren
know how to be happy

M. Walters
Haiku # 5987, March 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by found haiku
his ancestors too
round and aromatic goo
in a bad way, ewwwww!
Haiku # 5986, March 10, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
king bung, born shit
on the throne sits, giving birth
to brown progeny
Haiku # 5985, March 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by woe
bung,s a hole, life's the
mole, that augered our woe
he has no control
Haiku # 5984, March 10, 2001 11:25 am ET
by woe
Itchy bung torment
Dog drags his ass over rug
spinning, licking nose
Haiku # 5983, March 10, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Bung Daddy
what's the use of bung
when boat is near the bottom?
a sinking feeling.
Haiku # 5982, March 10, 2001 7:42 am ET
by mellie
the times are they correct?
it is 12:35 now on west coast
Haiku # 5981, March 10, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
undemonstrative
as a rule, she wondered as
he fell towards her
Haiku # 5980, March 10, 2001 3:29 am ET
by another anonymous poet
i dont know what i would do without you
Haiku # 5979, March 10, 2001 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i love you
Haiku # 5978, March 10, 2001 2:27 am ET
by melissa
Hello Melissa
How's it going
Haiku # 5977, March 10, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Janis
kathy sometimes I
will type in anything to
flush the site out

I will attribute in the future though :) sorry!
Haiku # 5976, March 9, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kathy the tight ass
you plus the poo haiku bunch;
go teach each other!!!!
Haiku # 5975, March 9, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
idle pervs are the
drivel's keyboard. Potatoes
pay couches per view.
Haiku # 5974, March 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse
come to overboard
shave the shit off your faces!
trim nose turds daily?
Haiku # 5973, March 9, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by boo of 4buttflutterers
dare you to stink, pig -
You Do - still flowers blooming
beyond description
Haiku # 5972, March 9, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by boo
Covered in your blood
Standing here naked, dripping.
The chainsaw idles.
Haiku # 5971, March 9, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Vert
I long for your touch
Your voice stirs longings in me
Time moves so slowly
Haiku # 5970, March 9, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Liz B
Not original
The Bulwer Lynton Contest
Lifted for Haiku
Haiku # 5969, March 9, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Kathy
Men Di Go S Stress
Que las Pin Ches Canas Me Salen
Me Siento Como Un Perro.
Haiku # 5968, March 9, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Perro of Hell No
nice new badhaiku
so so beautiful, ah yes
dreaming about it
Haiku # 5967, March 9, 2001 9:25 am ET
by mellie
With a curvaceous
figure that Venus would have
envied, a tanned,

unblemished oval
face framed with lustrous thick brown
hair, deep azure-blue
Haiku # 5966, March 9, 2001 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
eyes fringed with long black
lashes, perfect teeth that vied
for competition,

and a small straight nose,
Marilee had a beauty
that defied description.
Haiku # 5965, March 9, 2001 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the gods have refused
your pardon, where did you want
to go anyway?
Haiku # 5964, March 9, 2001 3:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poo Haiku was mild
Now, it's twisted and kinky
Welcome aboard, Vert.
Haiku # 5963, March 8, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
ah! enlightenment!
just beyond the narrows,
the river widens
Haiku # 5962, March 8, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by more monkey than monk
terrified of mice,
she still eeked out a living,
at the town pet shop
Haiku # 5961, March 8, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by found haiku
Stanley looked quite bored
and somewhat detached, but then
penguins often do.
Haiku # 5960, March 8, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by found haiku
The pig or the shit?
What kind of diet is this?
Try Weight Watchers, fool!
Haiku # 5959, March 8, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Kathy
(Pig)
Basking in my filth
I just took a massive shit
I will eat it now
Haiku # 5958, March 8, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by He
fist up your asshole
squirting jizz all over his face
squealing with delight
Haiku # 5957, March 8, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tasting tiny toes.
The endless crying ceases.
I eat baby legs.
Haiku # 5956, March 8, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Vert
corrupted files byte
where do them naughty bits go
leaves crunch underfoot
Haiku # 5955, March 8, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mondongo of Corozal
does yo truck got balls?
only in america
the land of plenty

http://www.buggyballs.com/order.html
Haiku # 5954, March 7, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by found haiku
too old for porn films?
get a trade honey, become
a house painter

http://www.intimatedetails.com/housepainting_by_nicolemoore.htm
Haiku # 5953, March 7, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by found haiku
hooker photoshoot
photographer needs focus
oh, really?...bofus?
Haiku # 5952, March 7, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
campus radio
difficult to keep running
tunes hit the students
Haiku # 5951, March 7, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by ears.unbc.ca of Prince George, BC, Canada
Britany's nipples
reverse liposuction valves
my lips clamp down tight
Haiku # 5950, March 7, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by mondongo of Corozal
My dick in her cunt
Then my dick in your asshole
I have syphilis
Haiku # 5949, March 7, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Vert
Peaceful easy night
coffee at dawn, paper read
jack off, take a poo.
Haiku # 5948, March 7, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Bung Daddy
After a pleasant dump
It's good to sit down and write
Morning poo haiku
Haiku # 5947, March 7, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Bung Daddy
sorry Lu darling
I can count you know that Aunt
"the" just got in there
Haiku # 5946, March 7, 2001 7:11 am ET
by for Lucy
plovers on the edge.
jet screams up the runway,look
is that some mir up there?

Aunt Lucy's flying
till smallest speck in the clouds; bye.
Aunt Lucy was high.
Haiku # 5945, March 7, 2001 6:48 am ET
by mellie ,for my dear Lucy
Master mesmerized?
Others in the palm of his hand
Held off "the coming"

Sweet Jesus,My God!
Member in his own circle
Not just a one off?
Haiku # 5944, March 7, 2001 6:36 am ET
by mellie
embarrassingly
it should have been my handheld
as the opener
Haiku # 5943, March 7, 2001 6:32 am ET
by ash
O masterful Ash
Left to his own devices.
Really want to know?
Haiku # 5942, March 7, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
handheld device
amaze me with your power
i am the master
Haiku # 5941, March 7, 2001 5:29 am ET
by ash
always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?
Haiku # 5940, March 7, 2001 5:26 am ET
by ash
LA to TO
'big city' woman? janis
come to 'la la' land
Haiku # 5939, March 7, 2001 12:21 am ET
by british columbia
the dirty zebra
chases mount madonna girl
his hoofs are horney....
Haiku # 5938, March 7, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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