fist up your asshole
squirting jizz all over his face
squealing with delight

Tasting tiny toes.
The endless crying ceases.
I eat baby legs.

corrupted files byte
where do them naughty bits go
leaves crunch underfoot

does yo truck got balls?
only in america
the land of plenty

http://www.buggyballs.com/order.html

too old for porn films?
get a trade honey, become
a house painter

http://www.intimatedetails.com/housepainting_by_nicolemoore.htm

hooker photoshoot
photographer needs focus
oh, really?...bofus?

campus radio
difficult to keep running
tunes hit the students

Britany's nipples
reverse liposuction valves
my lips clamp down tight

My dick in her cunt
Then my dick in your asshole
I have syphilis

Peaceful easy night
coffee at dawn, paper read
jack off, take a poo.

After a pleasant dump
It's good to sit down and write
Morning poo haiku

sorry Lu darling
I can count you know that Aunt
"the" just got in there

plovers on the edge.
jet screams up the runway,look
is that some mir up there?

Aunt Lucy's flying
till smallest speck in the clouds; bye.
Aunt Lucy was high.

Master mesmerized?
Others in the palm of his hand
Held off "the coming"

Sweet Jesus,My God!
Member in his own circle
Not just a one off?

embarrassingly
it should have been my handheld
as the opener

O masterful Ash
Left to his own devices.
Really want to know?

handheld device
amaze me with your power
i am the master

always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?

LA to TO
'big city' woman? janis
come to 'la la' land

the dirty zebra
chases mount madonna girl
his hoofs are horney....

"Life's a waiting room
I hope they don't call me soon"
My bills are caught up

Beautiful Asses
Though their duty is simple
Can get me right off!

Macy Gray can sing!
Yeah right, and Stevie Wonder
can also read lips.

Without Faith No More
I have no more faith at all
Or, did I ever?

within the mirror
shall the real world be defined
in the apparent

sitting on a tree
s-o-d-o-m-i-e
leave some there for me

Kilimanjaro
snows nearly gone, take it all
off, mount madonna!

And don't worry Ash
I hired myself last week
I'm doing just fine

I drank too much beer.
Oh yeah, thats what lunch looked like.
Back to drinkin beer

Two years in L.A.
This city has a bad rap
It's really quite nice

The weather the beach
The sand, the fun, the stars
The mountains: all good

I have 10 more days
In fair Santa Monica
I'm Toronto bound.

Spanking the monkey,
cyber slacking on the clock
A happy worker

freed by tired theme
of the fecally ensnared
wash my boots and split

help me I am trapped
out on the african plains
zebras are coming

Paver, the corn King
eating corn from bottom up
He just love that Poo.

bright patterns all laid
out on the african plains
provide fine contrast

crude canoes hollowed
out on the african planes
need some finish work

astral projection
out on the african planes
strange geometry

expatriots fly
out on the african planes
now they're fucking gone

muffled shovel thunks
punctuate the falling snow
breath fogs a window

Stripes, hooves, and loud grunts
Out on the African plains.
Dirty zebra love.

exposed to the light
underbelly of found stone
dries in pale sunlight

carved cruelly
your initials in my skin
you think you own me

If I had done fewer drugs
this Haiku would be better
but would I write it? raindrops

Satellite in orbit
casts views of Earth from NASA
sofa spacemen gaze

The statue created
anatomically real
makes me gawk

i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch

i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch

Retierment home
Her old dry box makes friction
Jizz on wrinkled tits

behind this image
screams "one of us, one of us"
and we must answer