The statue created
anatomically real
makes me gawk
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
by matt lundin of miami, florida
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
by matt lundin of miami, florida
Retierment home
Her old dry box makes friction
Jizz on wrinkled tits
by Vert
behind this image
screams "one of us, one of us"
and we must answer
by ash
and yet i recall
databases corrupted
but then, aren't we all
by ash
Bad Haiku! So fine...
Grateful to have the site back
Don't tell Bung Daddy!
by Paver
Don't sweat it, Janis
Lost haiku? Oh what the fuck!
We'll just write some more
by Paver
I'm glad you're back now
Still beyond the monitor
Typing your haiku
by Janis
cedar waxwings, spring
drunk, on winter berries, fly
up!!!!!!!!!chasing the hawks...
by Whiterock bohemian
from February fifth
to March sixth - missing! haiku
battle unconceding-
something discovered,
uncovered: that you aren't to
see or know - WHAT HO!!
by unconceding
study on the brain
filling in the gain of pain
hear it takes a train
by matusek/squared
turning corners still,
from where was to where she will,
till that proves to nil
by matusek/squared
everyone is not,
every thot only thot,
not a sound from her.
by matusek/squared
when you live in rain,
washing thru you...finally,
sometimes, made to cry.
by boo-bashoo
man stands alone, in
forest without woman; is
he still always wrong????
by found haiku
tongue lashing given
howls,whining,moaning just spur
me on.Keep it up!
by mellie
cum in my dungeon?
(anonymously, of course)
did you say fanny?
by mellie
hey humid here too,
may I jump in your shower?
already lathered.
by mellie
hmmm...
suppose it should be
one prejudice fanned by
yet another one
by Anonymous Poet
always heartwarming
one prejudice quashed by
yet another one
curmudgeon mellie
throwing fuel on linda and
tims fire, toasty!
by Anonymous Poet
high humidity
armpits drip like a shower
local understorm
by ash
the site is working
but not it would seem, janis
need the voucher back?
by ash
has time marched on ?
no longer february
orientation ?
by ash
What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
Interest rates are down
wall street is weak at the knees
Chaos is looming
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
Perhaps she was Tim
lying with a cheat like you
who counts the condoms
by mellie
Suffered for some days
sadness emptiness mourning:
so much better now
by mellie : AGAIN!
The peculiar
interregnum is past now.
Welcome back Janis.
by mellie
Is it really true
or is it my imagination
Janis, are you back?
by mellie
linda lying cheat
condoms missing from the box
it wasn't with me
by tim of largo
a very huge man
flying through the air, puking
bring your umbrella
by Stu of California
My liver won't quit
but my pancreas hates me
transplant, anyone?
by Stu of California
`hai` means 'crippled' or
'funny' or 'irregular'.
Japanese bug me
by Brady of Toronto
My cat can talk now
"Everything here is mine.
Give me that remote."
by Brady of Toronto
Mean girl wants to breed,
parthenogenesis,
her only option
by Brady of Toronto
Cryogenic Sleep
wake me when this fucking swing
fad is really dead
by Brady of Toronto
You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo
by Rascal
Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place
and plenty of space
by Disco Daddy
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
more correct above, still mistakes below
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
correct above, mistake below
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!
by FRANKENSTEIN of Uphers
You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
by Moxie of good stuff
Science is Thick of It
Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?
thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
by vanishingpoint of circle it
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University
