Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
Haiku # 5865, February 2, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Moxie of good stuff
Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
Haiku # 5864, February 2, 2001 7:58 am ET
by vanishingpoint of circle it
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
Haiku # 5863, February 2, 2001 7:51 am ET
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University
I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.


Haiku # 5862, February 2, 2001 6:38 am ET
by th_colonel of Huntsville, AL
added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch
Haiku # 5861, February 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one
Haiku # 5860, February 1, 2001 9:30 am ET
by josh
anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life
Haiku # 5859, February 1, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Josh
Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy
Haiku # 5858, February 1, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Paver
Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

Haiku # 5857, February 1, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Mouser, not mikey
poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.
Haiku # 5856, February 1, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie
reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to
Haiku # 5855, February 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie
I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer
Haiku # 5854, February 1, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Janis
I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have
Haiku # 5853, February 1, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Janis
So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction
Haiku # 5852, February 1, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Janis
Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart
Haiku # 5851, February 1, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Janis
Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks
Haiku # 5850, February 1, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Janis
Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 5849, January 31, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by mellie
bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos
Haiku # 5848, January 31, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era
Haiku # 5847, January 31, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung
Haiku # 5846, January 31, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Rascal
Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease
Haiku # 5845, January 31, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?
Haiku # 5844, January 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!
Haiku # 5843, January 31, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by pigdog
Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy
Haiku # 5842, January 31, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by Paver
Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung
Haiku # 5841, January 31, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs. Go sniff a butt
Haiku # 5840, January 31, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Rascal
Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness
Haiku # 5839, January 31, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Mikey to Paver and Mouse - Poo Haiku
Janis got fired
Bad Haiku may be dormant
New host must be found
Haiku # 5838, January 31, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Janis
Praise to bung haiku
Contented is man who poos
in quick four-four time
Haiku # 5837, January 31, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Paverotti
i need to sleep now
not even sure what i meant
by last piece of poo

Haiku # 5836, January 31, 2001 11:13 am ET
by the poople's choice
lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung
Haiku # 5835, January 31, 2001 11:06 am ET
by lead dog
I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku
Haiku # 5834, January 31, 2001 9:34 am ET
by mellie
in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )
Haiku # 5833, January 31, 2001 9:30 am ET
by mellie: from Bill's sonnet 30
Thanks to the few who
actually do haiku!
...rest of you? Poople!...
Haiku # 5832, January 31, 2001 8:34 am ET
by MissEverything
Somehow those who follow
The Beast don't surprise me
I come close myself
Haiku # 5831, January 31, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of ...hmm
falling down around
overflowing the limits
precipitously
Haiku # 5830, January 31, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ash
pouring heavily
that omnipresent moisture
rattle my downpipes
Haiku # 5829, January 31, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ash
love that dopamine
he de-stresses my distress
he calms my anger
Haiku # 5828, January 31, 2001 12:29 am ET
by mellie
"Wanna Dickhard, Babe?"
Really?! Shouldn't that be spelt
"Richard"? I think not*
Haiku # 5827, January 30, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by MissEverything
"WHAT U SAY?!" I think
the good ol' U S of AY?
Getting Really Old!
Haiku # 5826, January 30, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by MissEverything
IDIOT! "No, my
ID has eaten already,
thank you very much!"
Haiku # 5825, January 30, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by MissEverything
early in the morn
a little drinkie winkie
gets the new day born
Haiku # 5824, January 30, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Mouser
Protesting protest
Gun groups and pro death on tube
damn, God, flood this one more time
Haiku # 5823, January 30, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Moxie of ain't that America...
smelly box, sad bung
selfrighteous ecomanic
Too stuff to poo

w. bush FLAMING ASS
but life is still selffulfilling,
STOP and enjoy poo
Haiku # 5822, January 30, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by Mikey
Bung is Beautiful
healthy Bung is happy Bung
Have a happy Bung
Haiku # 5821, January 30, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Bung Daddy
it's bung or cut bait
bung: can't dance, too wet to plow
beats bung in your eye
Haiku # 5820, January 30, 2001 11:58 am ET
by smellie
Cosmic bung, earth bung
cat trailing plastic bag bung
bung it was always
Haiku # 5819, January 30, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't even think that
Haiku # 5818, January 30, 2001 6:59 am ET
by mellie
has it all gone bung?
the whole shitty universe?
I din't think so.
Haiku # 5817, January 30, 2001 6:58 am ET
by mellie
aboriginal
Jagara language firstly
now yakka is work
Haiku # 5816, January 30, 2001 5:57 am ET
by mellie. for Matt re yakka
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