Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
Haiku # 5865 February 2, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Moxie of good stuff
Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
Haiku # 5864 February 2, 2001 7:58 am ET
by vanishingpoint of circle it
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
Haiku # 5863 February 2, 2001 7:51 am ET
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University
I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.


Haiku # 5862 February 2, 2001 6:38 am ET
by th_colonel of Huntsville, AL
added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch
Haiku # 5861 February 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one
Haiku # 5860 February 1, 2001 9:30 am ET
by josh
anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life
Haiku # 5859 February 1, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Josh
Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy
Haiku # 5858 February 1, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Paver
Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

Haiku # 5857 February 1, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Mouser, not mikey
poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.
Haiku # 5856 February 1, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie
reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to
Haiku # 5855 February 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie
I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer
Haiku # 5854 February 1, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Janis
I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have
Haiku # 5853 February 1, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Janis
So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction
Haiku # 5852 February 1, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Janis
Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart
Haiku # 5851 February 1, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Janis
Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks
Haiku # 5850 February 1, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Janis
Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 5849 January 31, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by mellie
bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos
Haiku # 5848 January 31, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era
Haiku # 5847 January 31, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung
Haiku # 5846 January 31, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Rascal
Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease
Haiku # 5845 January 31, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?
Haiku # 5844 January 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!
Haiku # 5843 January 31, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by pigdog
Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy
Haiku # 5842 January 31, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by Paver
Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung
Haiku # 5841 January 31, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs. Go sniff a butt
Haiku # 5840 January 31, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Rascal
Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness
Haiku # 5839 January 31, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Mikey to Paver and Mouse - Poo Haiku
Janis got fired
Bad Haiku may be dormant
New host must be found
Haiku # 5838 January 31, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Janis
Praise to bung haiku
Contented is man who poos
in quick four-four time
Haiku # 5837 January 31, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Paverotti
i need to sleep now
not even sure what i meant
by last piece of poo

Haiku # 5836 January 31, 2001 11:13 am ET
by the poople's choice
lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung
Haiku # 5835 January 31, 2001 11:06 am ET
by lead dog
I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku
Haiku # 5834 January 31, 2001 9:34 am ET
by mellie
in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )
Haiku # 5833 January 31, 2001 9:30 am ET
by mellie: from Bill's sonnet 30
Thanks to the few who
actually do haiku!
...rest of you? Poople!...
Haiku # 5832 January 31, 2001 8:34 am ET
by MissEverything
Somehow those who follow
The Beast don't surprise me
I come close myself
Haiku # 5831 January 31, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of ...hmm
falling down around
overflowing the limits
precipitously
Haiku # 5830 January 31, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ash
pouring heavily
that omnipresent moisture
rattle my downpipes
Haiku # 5829 January 31, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ash
love that dopamine
he de-stresses my distress
he calms my anger
Haiku # 5828 January 31, 2001 12:29 am ET
by mellie
"Wanna Dickhard, Babe?"
Really?! Shouldn't that be spelt
"Richard"? I think not*
Haiku # 5827 January 30, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by MissEverything
"WHAT U SAY?!" I think
the good ol' U S of AY?
Getting Really Old!
Haiku # 5826 January 30, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by MissEverything
IDIOT! "No, my
ID has eaten already,
thank you very much!"
Haiku # 5825 January 30, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by MissEverything
early in the morn
a little drinkie winkie
gets the new day born
Haiku # 5824 January 30, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Mouser
Protesting protest
Gun groups and pro death on tube
damn, God, flood this one more time
Haiku # 5823 January 30, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Moxie of ain't that America...
smelly box, sad bung
selfrighteous ecomanic
Too stuff to poo

w. bush FLAMING ASS
but life is still selffulfilling,
STOP and enjoy poo
Haiku # 5822 January 30, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by Mikey
Bung is Beautiful
healthy Bung is happy Bung
Have a happy Bung
Haiku # 5821 January 30, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Bung Daddy
it's bung or cut bait
bung: can't dance, too wet to plow
beats bung in your eye
Haiku # 5820 January 30, 2001 11:58 am ET
by smellie
Cosmic bung, earth bung
cat trailing plastic bag bung
bung it was always
Haiku # 5819 January 30, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't even think that
Haiku # 5818 January 30, 2001 6:59 am ET
by mellie
has it all gone bung?
the whole shitty universe?
I din't think so.
Haiku # 5817 January 30, 2001 6:58 am ET
by mellie
aboriginal
Jagara language firstly
now yakka is work
Haiku # 5816 January 30, 2001 5:57 am ET
by mellie. for Matt re yakka