Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.

reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to

I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer

I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have

So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction

Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart

Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks

Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?

bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos

though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era

Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung

Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease

If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?

sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!

Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy

Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung

The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs. Go sniff a butt

Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness

Janis got fired
Bad Haiku may be dormant
New host must be found

Praise to bung haiku
Contented is man who poos
in quick four-four time

i need to sleep now
not even sure what i meant
by last piece of poo

lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung

I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku

in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )

Thanks to the few who
actually do haiku!
...rest of you? Poople!...

Somehow those who follow
The Beast don't surprise me
I come close myself

falling down around
overflowing the limits
precipitously

pouring heavily
that omnipresent moisture
rattle my downpipes

love that dopamine
he de-stresses my distress
he calms my anger

"Wanna Dickhard, Babe?"
Really?! Shouldn't that be spelt
"Richard"? I think not*

"WHAT U SAY?!" I think
the good ol' U S of AY?
Getting Really Old!

IDIOT! "No, my
ID has eaten already,
thank you very much!"

early in the morn
a little drinkie winkie
gets the new day born

Protesting protest
Gun groups and pro death on tube
damn, God, flood this one more time

smelly box, sad bung
selfrighteous ecomanic
Too stuff to poo

w. bush FLAMING ASS
but life is still selffulfilling,
STOP and enjoy poo

Bung is Beautiful
healthy Bung is happy Bung
Have a happy Bung

it's bung or cut bait
bung: can't dance, too wet to plow
beats bung in your eye

Cosmic bung, earth bung
cat trailing plastic bag bung
bung it was always

don't even think that

has it all gone bung?
the whole shitty universe?
I din't think so.

aboriginal
Jagara language firstly
now yakka is work

state of your bowls
state of mankind, the cosmos
together: happy bung

there ain't any doubt
pollution is a dog's breath
yet a world remains

Thrive on hard yakka?
What the hell is hard yakka?
Can you eat this stuff?

Not worried at all.
Just wondering what you think
about this project.

Write me a haiku
Make certain it's really bad.
We communicate.

Jane% will return all
poems that anyone named
Jane has written...huh?

Just who is this jane%
and why is she sending back
this other janes poems?

adverbs modify
the adjectives qualify
grammar rules OK

Poo is business
so is trash landfills poo pipes
toilet paper too

state of my bowels
is nobody's business
excepting mine own

yank spank wank yee ha
yes i like it sam i am
beats mellie for sure