Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Thrive on hard yakka?
What the hell is hard yakka?
Can you eat this stuff?

Not worried at all.
Just wondering what you think
about this project.

Write me a haiku
Make certain it's really bad.
We communicate.
Haiku # 5813, January 30, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Matt - FOR MELLIE of Bali
Jane% will return all
poems that anyone named
Jane has written...huh?

Just who is this jane%
and why is she sending back
this other janes poems?
Haiku # 5812, January 30, 2001 12:07 am ET
by the average bad haikuist
adverbs modify
the adjectives qualify
grammar rules OK
Haiku # 5811, January 29, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie : AGAIN!
Poo is business
so is trash landfills poo pipes
toilet paper too
Haiku # 5810, January 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Margo
state of my bowels
is nobody's business
excepting mine own
Haiku # 5809, January 29, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by mellie
yank spank wank yee ha
yes i like it sam i am
beats mellie for sure
Haiku # 5808, January 29, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Dr Ruth
Mellie aint the worst
that's gotta be my first
chill out, take a poo
Haiku # 5807, January 29, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Paver
fox box lox near far
car house mouse louse plane train rain
no sam let me be
Haiku # 5806, January 29, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by seuss-san
Mellie goes for Mel
She is the greediest cunt
Living in a void
Haiku # 5805, January 29, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by self portrait
alarm clock, jolt up
shaking, sweating, oh thank god
colostomy nightmare
Haiku # 5804, January 29, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by happy bung
ya bloody drongo
wanking is not the real deal
ya fucking idiot
Haiku # 5803, January 29, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by mellie: boo hoo. blub blub
hey, don't be woeful
colostomy bag stinking
with shit from Pa's hip
Haiku # 5802, January 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
injustice system
criminal insanity
sick killing the sick
Haiku # 5801, January 29, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by mellie : FOR GEE DUBYA
old friends avert eyes
ignore odor, don't mention
colostomy bag
Haiku # 5800, January 29, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by woeful of bung
To Poo is to Be
Love is serendipitous
Poo is life's constant
Haiku # 5799, January 29, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by BORIS
Nantucket fellow
dick long many kisses, hmmm
ponder ear coitus
Haiku # 5798, January 29, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Paddy Hirikawa
snow, maybe no snow.
weathermen have no idea
the tow trucks await
Haiku # 5797, January 29, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by beth of Kansas
oh mother, mother
your convulsions have wreaked woe
wrong-way birth canal

like a vain labor
lord, lord the mangled infants
weep for india
Haiku # 5796, January 29, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
thin brown broken limbs
like saplings in a typhoon
uprooted,blown down
Haiku # 5795, January 29, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
crushed beneath the earth
children like fallen atlas
too small to bear it
Haiku # 5794, January 29, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
Hark, my brown eyes see,
Rascal eating kitty do
Auh, Almond Rocha
Haiku # 5793, January 29, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by Margo
When I poo I smile
turd honking for right of way
colon blows, nice pile
Haiku # 5792, January 29, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Ricard, not Paver
dark brown knowing eyes
I am not the devil, I
am a TERRIER
Haiku # 5791, January 29, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by Rascal
the arsenic and
mercury laced waves still SOUND
wonderful, problems.......?
Haiku # 5790, January 29, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by what problems?
Yap, yap, growl and snap
Blame cat for crap on carpet
Boris - rag, mop, rat?
Haiku # 5789, January 29, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Rascal
around and around
squint, sniff, my unfruitful quest
the search never ends
Haiku # 5788, January 29, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Margo
black dog races, jumps,
swims; the ocean tastes so good!
dog yummy, dead shit...
Haiku # 5787, January 29, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by pigdog
Haiku # 5786, January 29, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by pigdog
Bark, trash, shit and pee
Devil my guide and master
Rascal - dog ? bastard
Haiku # 5785, January 29, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Boris
vanished souls, and our
children who listened so well,
no blue sky for them
Haiku # 5784, January 29, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by pigdog
black dog clicks down hall
jaunty, friends nose pokes into
computer room; walk!!!?
Haiku # 5783, January 29, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by pigdog
beef stew and moth balls
I smell an old man
an old man I am
Haiku # 5782, January 29, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by not mike
anarchy is dead
long live qualitativeness!
don't need you to poo
Haiku # 5781, January 29, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by boo of boo-who?
Kiss hole complacency
entropy-like outcome
of a life of greed
Haiku # 5780, January 29, 2001 10:35 am ET
by pigdog
Not hard at all Matt
I read it all don't worry.
Thrive on hard yakka.
Haiku # 5779, January 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by mellie, for matt in Bali. rsvp anon
Government is just dull
This monster of politicos
We use as scapegoat
Haiku # 5778, January 29, 2001 9:25 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
Charlie Brown lifestyle
27, still at home on line
and still bust a ku
Haiku # 5777, January 29, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Moxie of hey, pick on me...
Hey Mellie, you there?
Maybe you read my letter.
Is it too much work?
Haiku # 5776, January 29, 2001 8:18 am ET
by Matt Cole of Bali
where in universe
is she, beyond or in my
heart; fat lady sing!
Haiku # 5775, January 29, 2001 8:13 am ET
by matusek/squared
where in universe
Haiku # 5774, January 29, 2001 8:12 am ET
by matusek/squared
bad haiku like
ball-a-dick'sleave poignant gaps-
stuff of pregnancies
Haiku # 5773, January 29, 2001 8:11 am ET
by boo of melegonot4me
the dubya in twat
double dog dare ya to swat
bottom suckers, at

americans all
in a competition: who'll
be most pathetic
Haiku # 5772, January 29, 2001 8:08 am ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Floating on a cloud
etherealization
really and truely
Haiku # 5771, January 29, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
please ask these questions:
how? when? why? where?what extent?
adverbs are useful
Haiku # 5770, January 29, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
Reverently I'd
kiss his ring; black hole or not.
His Holiness Ash.
Haiku # 5769, January 29, 2001 6:45 am ET
by mellie, for you Boo
what some think is real
some may think ethereal
they need more ether
Haiku # 5768, January 29, 2001 5:45 am ET
by ash
after we're all gone
the blue planet will remain
still quite beautiful
Haiku # 5767, January 28, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ash
really so weary?
incredible! thinking real
thoughts not bullshit mate
Haiku # 5766, January 28, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by mellie
none of your belief
way too much godly bullshit
some of us think real
Haiku # 5765, January 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Josh of some of us are rational, not religous
adoration, yep
genuflecting, I was blessed
a miracle cure
Haiku # 5764, January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by mellie
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