Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Bark, trash, shit and pee
Devil my guide and master
Rascal - dog ? bastard
Haiku # 5785, January 29, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Boris
vanished souls, and our
children who listened so well,
no blue sky for them
Haiku # 5784, January 29, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by pigdog
black dog clicks down hall
jaunty, friends nose pokes into
computer room; walk!!!?
Haiku # 5783, January 29, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by pigdog
beef stew and moth balls
I smell an old man
an old man I am
Haiku # 5782, January 29, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by not mike
anarchy is dead
long live qualitativeness!
don't need you to poo
Haiku # 5781, January 29, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by boo of boo-who?
Kiss hole complacency
entropy-like outcome
of a life of greed
Haiku # 5780, January 29, 2001 10:35 am ET
by pigdog
Not hard at all Matt
I read it all don't worry.
Thrive on hard yakka.
Haiku # 5779, January 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by mellie, for matt in Bali. rsvp anon
Government is just dull
This monster of politicos
We use as scapegoat
Haiku # 5778, January 29, 2001 9:25 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
Charlie Brown lifestyle
27, still at home on line
and still bust a ku
Haiku # 5777, January 29, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Moxie of hey, pick on me...
Hey Mellie, you there?
Maybe you read my letter.
Is it too much work?
Haiku # 5776, January 29, 2001 8:18 am ET
by Matt Cole of Bali
where in universe
is she, beyond or in my
heart; fat lady sing!
Haiku # 5775, January 29, 2001 8:13 am ET
by matusek/squared
where in universe
Haiku # 5774, January 29, 2001 8:12 am ET
by matusek/squared
bad haiku like
ball-a-dick'sleave poignant gaps-
stuff of pregnancies
Haiku # 5773, January 29, 2001 8:11 am ET
by boo of melegonot4me
the dubya in twat
double dog dare ya to swat
bottom suckers, at

americans all
in a competition: who'll
be most pathetic
Haiku # 5772, January 29, 2001 8:08 am ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Floating on a cloud
etherealization
really and truely
Haiku # 5771, January 29, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
please ask these questions:
how? when? why? where?what extent?
adverbs are useful
Haiku # 5770, January 29, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
Reverently I'd
kiss his ring; black hole or not.
His Holiness Ash.
Haiku # 5769, January 29, 2001 6:45 am ET
by mellie, for you Boo
what some think is real
some may think ethereal
they need more ether
Haiku # 5768, January 29, 2001 5:45 am ET
by ash
after we're all gone
the blue planet will remain
still quite beautiful
Haiku # 5767, January 28, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ash
really so weary?
incredible! thinking real
thoughts not bullshit mate
Haiku # 5766, January 28, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by mellie
none of your belief
way too much godly bullshit
some of us think real
Haiku # 5765, January 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Josh of some of us are rational, not religous
adoration, yep
genuflecting, I was blessed
a miracle cure
Haiku # 5764, January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by mellie
the law of kindness
judged by your brothers
unknown forces dead
Haiku # 5763, January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by Josh of anarchy is no one in charge
mellie-mouth is one
dimension, adores ash like
a hole she fell in
Haiku # 5762, January 28, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Boo
waking up crying
grandaughters fucking nightmare
the pillow was wet
Haiku # 5761, January 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by mellie
infallible Ash
sure, pontifex maximus
indulgence granted
Haiku # 5760, January 28, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
That's Die!e

call women bitch and
you'll lick twat with every
buck you DON'T get back!
Haiku # 5759, January 28, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Die!e
count the species gone
or doomed, spell their names for us,
ash, we count on YOU


Haiku # 5758, January 28, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by pigdog
try looking behind,
that pretty picture in your
mind ash, you good-speller
Haiku # 5757, January 28, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by pigdog
remains..? beautiful?
only to the ignorant;
ignoring the truth....
Haiku # 5756, January 28, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by pigdog
Poo, well fuck you too.
politics is beautiful
show me the money
Haiku # 5755, January 28, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Boris
Diele's a bitch
Bite my social consciousness
lick Bush for four years
Haiku # 5754, January 28, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Spanky
corrupt politics
promise cheat deceive steal lie
i like poo better
Haiku # 5753, January 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"chads are not legal
votes"; but the crime, "to denie!"
is not questioned, bye...

bite the big one, like
pestilent pubes-on-twat should
before he sees US
Haiku # 5752, January 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Die!e
Spanky"s stupid. His
vote was bought, buy his lack of
social consciousness
Haiku # 5751, January 28, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Die!e
As the wise had said
The White House may still stand
But the people they will
all be new about
100 years from now and
they will read of us
Haiku # 5750, January 28, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Moxie of Welcome to the Age of the Monkey House
spanking the monkey
just waiting for my tax cut
show me the money
Haiku # 5749, January 28, 2001 10:44 am ET
by spanky
Bad puns live in style
infamy, dumb and dumber
but it will do
Haiku # 5748, January 28, 2001 8:57 am ET
by Moxie of woah, nellie...
Ash is quite correct
The world and trees, sky and earth
Are works of art and
quite frankly folks

some of us

we have been very bad guards
And bad management
Haiku # 5747, January 28, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of truth makes me happy
beautiful bodies
beaches bums breasts bouys boys babes
boondoggling boozy
Haiku # 5746, January 28, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
septum navel clit
screaming piercing tears pus
grisly gristle grim

flesh festers fevered
obscenely mutilated
fanatiscism

Haiku # 5745, January 28, 2001 4:54 am ET
by mellie
the planet is blue
a world full of corruption
remains beautiful
Haiku # 5744, January 28, 2001 4:42 am ET
by ash
The Lords of Chaos said
That we shall be free to rule
And it shall be Hell
Haiku # 5743, January 27, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie of Madness
Well, what to do with
The feeling of people losing
everything and more
Haiku # 5742, January 27, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Moxie of also...
I can't come up with
a counterargument except
the world is corrupt
Haiku # 5741, January 27, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Moxie of somewhere not in the Kremlin
whoever's in charge
will be a politician
whatever system
Haiku # 5740, January 27, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by ash
corporate power,
political "this won't hurt"s
military, bang!
Haiku # 5739, January 27, 2001 11:00 am ET
by anonyMoose
Corrupt run the state
Anarchy distroys the state
community rule
Haiku # 5738, January 27, 2001 10:02 am ET
by Josh of how is anarchy not?
Haiku # 5737, January 27, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Josh of how is anarchy not?
Why is anarchy freedom?
Haiku # 5736, January 27, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Moxie of question?
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