where in universe

bad haiku like
ball-a-dick'sleave poignant gaps-
stuff of pregnancies

the dubya in twat
double dog dare ya to swat
bottom suckers, at

americans all
in a competition: who'll
be most pathetic

Floating on a cloud
etherealization
really and truely

please ask these questions:
how? when? why? where?what extent?
adverbs are useful

Reverently I'd
kiss his ring; black hole or not.
His Holiness Ash.

what some think is real
some may think ethereal
they need more ether

after we're all gone
the blue planet will remain
still quite beautiful

really so weary?
incredible! thinking real
thoughts not bullshit mate

none of your belief
way too much godly bullshit
some of us think real

adoration, yep
genuflecting, I was blessed
a miracle cure

the law of kindness
judged by your brothers
unknown forces dead

mellie-mouth is one
dimension, adores ash like
a hole she fell in

waking up crying
grandaughters fucking nightmare
the pillow was wet

infallible Ash
sure, pontifex maximus
indulgence granted

That's Die!e

call women bitch and
you'll lick twat with every
buck you DON'T get back!

count the species gone
or doomed, spell their names for us,
ash, we count on YOU

try looking behind,
that pretty picture in your
mind ash, you good-speller

remains..? beautiful?
only to the ignorant;
ignoring the truth....

Poo, well fuck you too.
politics is beautiful
show me the money

Diele's a bitch
Bite my social consciousness
lick Bush for four years

corrupt politics
promise cheat deceive steal lie
i like poo better

"chads are not legal
votes"; but the crime, "to denie!"
is not questioned, bye...

bite the big one, like
pestilent pubes-on-twat should
before he sees US

Spanky"s stupid. His
vote was bought, buy his lack of
social consciousness

As the wise had said
The White House may still stand
But the people they will
all be new about
100 years from now and
they will read of us

spanking the monkey
just waiting for my tax cut
show me the money

Bad puns live in style
infamy, dumb and dumber
but it will do

Ash is quite correct
The world and trees, sky and earth
Are works of art and
quite frankly folks

some of us

we have been very bad guards
And bad management

beautiful bodies
beaches bums breasts bouys boys babes
boondoggling boozy

septum navel clit
screaming piercing tears pus
grisly gristle grim

flesh festers fevered
obscenely mutilated
fanatiscism

the planet is blue
a world full of corruption
remains beautiful

The Lords of Chaos said
That we shall be free to rule
And it shall be Hell

Well, what to do with
The feeling of people losing
everything and more

I can't come up with
a counterargument except
the world is corrupt

whoever's in charge
will be a politician
whatever system

corporate power,
political "this won't hurt"s
military, bang!

Corrupt run the state
Anarchy distroys the state
community rule

Why is anarchy freedom?

There was an earthquake
In India and I can't think
of what the hell to do

freedom is promised
-freedom in the ruling class
freedom is bullshit

freedom to listen
ordered by the leadership
take your freedom now
(they will never give it to you!)

a link for our
new bad haikuist; Mr. poo
http://www.thecolonet.com/
enjoy!

without government
we could live completely free
...what an awful thing

Screwed up and happy
As we lie in piles of beer
alchohol saves us

plugged pipes no more
waiving goodbye to my poo
send it down the line

sashimi so fine
gurgling bowels screaming shits
happy boy sad bung

We pick on all presz...
What would old Washington do
about that damn tree?
today?

mikey, the dumb one drives.....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

do you mean bush has
no dick?, no brains? we already
know he has no twat

A Sweet Melody
Onigman's Choice Instrument
The Rusty Trombone