Corrupt run the state
Anarchy distroys the state
community rule

Why is anarchy freedom?

There was an earthquake
In India and I can't think
of what the hell to do

freedom is promised
-freedom in the ruling class
freedom is bullshit

freedom to listen
ordered by the leadership
take your freedom now
(they will never give it to you!)

a link for our
new bad haikuist; Mr. poo
http://www.thecolonet.com/
enjoy!

without government
we could live completely free
...what an awful thing

Screwed up and happy
As we lie in piles of beer
alchohol saves us

plugged pipes no more
waiving goodbye to my poo
send it down the line

sashimi so fine
gurgling bowels screaming shits
happy boy sad bung

We pick on all presz...
What would old Washington do
about that damn tree?
today?

mikey, the dumb one drives.....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

do you mean bush has
no dick?, no brains? we already
know he has no twat

A Sweet Melody
Onigman's Choice Instrument
The Rusty Trombone

smartest president
IQ Clinton and only
he thinks with his dick

the minority
people want no more of that
trade brains/dick for twat

Both of us own cars
one of us has a penis!
Guess who always drives?

They need to make up
New tarot cards for Bush
I like the old ape...

Church as a bar stall
Sitting with the worshippers
of porcelan Gods

When you get too deep
You become Martin Luther
Throwing ink at Baal

Falling bits of Poo
Pelt my window ceaselessly
Richard lives upstairs

good god in heaven
I pray I never will fall
into a black hole

you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole

does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????

I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you

sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo

it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas

pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope

thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably

Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision

sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.

Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap

The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left

Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him

It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on

One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps

Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos

Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home

the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience

once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air

Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...

heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally

My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.

haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...

opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive

summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off

You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.

yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down

i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back

Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?

grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space

Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"