Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Diele's a bitch
Bite my social consciousness
lick Bush for four years
Haiku # 5754, January 28, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Spanky
corrupt politics
promise cheat deceive steal lie
i like poo better
Haiku # 5753, January 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"chads are not legal
votes"; but the crime, "to denie!"
is not questioned, bye...

bite the big one, like
pestilent pubes-on-twat should
before he sees US
Haiku # 5752, January 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Die!e
Spanky"s stupid. His
vote was bought, buy his lack of
social consciousness
Haiku # 5751, January 28, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Die!e
As the wise had said
The White House may still stand
But the people they will
all be new about
100 years from now and
they will read of us
Haiku # 5750, January 28, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Moxie of Welcome to the Age of the Monkey House
spanking the monkey
just waiting for my tax cut
show me the money
Haiku # 5749, January 28, 2001 10:44 am ET
by spanky
Bad puns live in style
infamy, dumb and dumber
but it will do
Haiku # 5748, January 28, 2001 8:57 am ET
by Moxie of woah, nellie...
Ash is quite correct
The world and trees, sky and earth
Are works of art and
quite frankly folks

some of us

we have been very bad guards
And bad management
Haiku # 5747, January 28, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of truth makes me happy
beautiful bodies
beaches bums breasts bouys boys babes
boondoggling boozy
Haiku # 5746, January 28, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
septum navel clit
screaming piercing tears pus
grisly gristle grim

flesh festers fevered
obscenely mutilated
fanatiscism

Haiku # 5745, January 28, 2001 4:54 am ET
by mellie
the planet is blue
a world full of corruption
remains beautiful
Haiku # 5744, January 28, 2001 4:42 am ET
by ash
The Lords of Chaos said
That we shall be free to rule
And it shall be Hell
Haiku # 5743, January 27, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie of Madness
Well, what to do with
The feeling of people losing
everything and more
Haiku # 5742, January 27, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Moxie of also...
I can't come up with
a counterargument except
the world is corrupt
Haiku # 5741, January 27, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Moxie of somewhere not in the Kremlin
whoever's in charge
will be a politician
whatever system
Haiku # 5740, January 27, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by ash
corporate power,
political "this won't hurt"s
military, bang!
Haiku # 5739, January 27, 2001 11:00 am ET
by anonyMoose
Corrupt run the state
Anarchy distroys the state
community rule
Haiku # 5738, January 27, 2001 10:02 am ET
by Josh of how is anarchy not?
Haiku # 5737, January 27, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Josh of how is anarchy not?
Why is anarchy freedom?
Haiku # 5736, January 27, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Moxie of question?
There was an earthquake
In India and I can't think
of what the hell to do
Haiku # 5735, January 27, 2001 5:46 am ET
by Mox of in shock...
freedom is promised
-freedom in the ruling class
freedom is bullshit

freedom to listen
ordered by the leadership
take your freedom now
(they will never give it to you!)
Haiku # 5734, January 27, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Josh of anarchy is freedom
a link for our
new bad haikuist; Mr. poo
http://www.thecolonet.com/
enjoy!
Haiku # 5733, January 26, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by germophob
without government
we could live completely free
...what an awful thing
Haiku # 5732, January 26, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by Josh of i dig anarchy
Screwed up and happy
As we lie in piles of beer
alchohol saves us
Haiku # 5731, January 26, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Josh
plugged pipes no more
waiving goodbye to my poo
send it down the line
Haiku # 5730, January 26, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by Rascal
sashimi so fine
gurgling bowels screaming shits
happy boy sad bung
Haiku # 5729, January 26, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Rascal
We pick on all presz...
What would old Washington do
about that damn tree?
today?
Haiku # 5728, January 26, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Honk of Moxie's brain
mikey, the dumb one drives.....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 5727, January 26, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by anonyMoose
do you mean bush has
no dick?, no brains? we already
know he has no twat
Haiku # 5726, January 26, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by tongue #1 to nd's bf of canada
A Sweet Melody
Onigman's Choice Instrument
The Rusty Trombone
Haiku # 5725, January 26, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Bob Gendron
smartest president
IQ Clinton and only
he thinks with his dick

the minority
people want no more of that
trade brains/dick for twat
Haiku # 5724, January 26, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Nancy Drew's bf
Both of us own cars
one of us has a penis!
Guess who always drives?
Haiku # 5723, January 26, 2001 8:55 am ET
by Mikey, the driver
They need to make up
New tarot cards for Bush
I like the old ape...
Haiku # 5722, January 26, 2001 8:36 am ET
by Moxie of on the right
Church as a bar stall
Sitting with the worshippers
of porcelan Gods
Haiku # 5721, January 26, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of wish it were a bar...
When you get too deep
You become Martin Luther
Throwing ink at Baal
Haiku # 5720, January 26, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Moxie of optional
Falling bits of Poo
Pelt my window ceaselessly
Richard lives upstairs
Haiku # 5719, January 26, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Niceguy
good god in heaven
I pray I never will fall
into a black hole
Haiku # 5718, January 26, 2001 6:18 am ET
by mellie
you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole

does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????
Haiku # 5717, January 25, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by anonyMoose
I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you
Haiku # 5716, January 25, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by found in bathroom stall
sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo
Haiku # 5715, January 25, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Paver
it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas
Haiku # 5714, January 25, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by ash
pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope
Haiku # 5713, January 25, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ash
thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably
Haiku # 5712, January 25, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ash
Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision
Haiku # 5711, January 25, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Bob Gendron
sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.
Haiku # 5710, January 25, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by niceguy
Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap
Haiku # 5709, January 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Frank
The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left
Haiku # 5708, January 25, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Mikey of the executive can
Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
Haiku # 5707, January 25, 2001 9:24 am ET
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
Haiku # 5706, January 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
Haiku # 5705, January 25, 2001 9:02 am ET
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
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