spanking the monkey
just waiting for my tax cut
show me the money
by spanky
Bad puns live in style
infamy, dumb and dumber
but it will do
by Moxie of woah, nellie...
Ash is quite correct
The world and trees, sky and earth
Are works of art and
quite frankly folks
some of us
we have been very bad guards
And bad management
by Moxie of truth makes me happy
beautiful bodies
beaches bums breasts bouys boys babes
boondoggling boozy
by mellie
septum navel clit
screaming piercing tears pus
grisly gristle grim
flesh festers fevered
obscenely mutilated
fanatiscism
by mellie
the planet is blue
a world full of corruption
remains beautiful
by ash
The Lords of Chaos said
That we shall be free to rule
And it shall be Hell
by Moxie of Madness
Well, what to do with
The feeling of people losing
everything and more
by Moxie of also...
I can't come up with
a counterargument except
the world is corrupt
by Moxie of somewhere not in the Kremlin
whoever's in charge
will be a politician
whatever system
by ash
corporate power,
political "this won't hurt"s
military, bang!
by anonyMoose
Corrupt run the state
Anarchy distroys the state
community rule
by Josh of how is anarchy not?
by Josh of how is anarchy not?
Why is anarchy freedom?
by Moxie of question?
There was an earthquake
In India and I can't think
of what the hell to do
by Mox of in shock...
freedom is promised
-freedom in the ruling class
freedom is bullshit
freedom to listen
ordered by the leadership
take your freedom now
(they will never give it to you!)
by Josh of anarchy is freedom
a link for our
new bad haikuist; Mr. poo
http://www.thecolonet.com/
enjoy!
by germophob
without government
we could live completely free
...what an awful thing
by Josh of i dig anarchy
Screwed up and happy
As we lie in piles of beer
alchohol saves us
by Josh
plugged pipes no more
waiving goodbye to my poo
send it down the line
by Rascal
sashimi so fine
gurgling bowels screaming shits
happy boy sad bung
by Rascal
We pick on all presz...
What would old Washington do
about that damn tree?
today?
by Honk of Moxie's brain
mikey, the dumb one drives.....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
by anonyMoose
do you mean bush has
no dick?, no brains? we already
know he has no twat
by tongue #1 to nd's bf of canada
A Sweet Melody
Onigman's Choice Instrument
The Rusty Trombone
by Bob Gendron
smartest president
IQ Clinton and only
he thinks with his dick
the minority
people want no more of that
trade brains/dick for twat
by Nancy Drew's bf
Both of us own cars
one of us has a penis!
Guess who always drives?
by Mikey, the driver
They need to make up
New tarot cards for Bush
I like the old ape...
by Moxie of on the right
Church as a bar stall
Sitting with the worshippers
of porcelan Gods
by Moxie of wish it were a bar...
When you get too deep
You become Martin Luther
Throwing ink at Baal
by Moxie of optional
Falling bits of Poo
Pelt my window ceaselessly
Richard lives upstairs
by Niceguy
good god in heaven
I pray I never will fall
into a black hole
by mellie
you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole
does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????
by anonyMoose
I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you
by found in bathroom stall
sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo
by Paver
it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas
by ash
pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope
by ash
thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably
by ash
Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision
by Bob Gendron
sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.
by niceguy
Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap
by Frank
The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left
by Mikey of the executive can
Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos
by Moxie of throwing it all away...
Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home
by Moxie of at home...
the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience
by Moxie of I'm fine...
once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air
by Moxie of I'm just insane, don't bother...
Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...
by Moxie of once a nutball, always a nutball
