lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung

I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku

in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )

Thanks to the few who
actually do haiku!
...rest of you? Poople!...

Somehow those who follow
The Beast don't surprise me
I come close myself

falling down around
overflowing the limits
precipitously

pouring heavily
that omnipresent moisture
rattle my downpipes

love that dopamine
he de-stresses my distress
he calms my anger

"Wanna Dickhard, Babe?"
Really?! Shouldn't that be spelt
"Richard"? I think not*

"WHAT U SAY?!" I think
the good ol' U S of AY?
Getting Really Old!

IDIOT! "No, my
ID has eaten already,
thank you very much!"

early in the morn
a little drinkie winkie
gets the new day born

Protesting protest
Gun groups and pro death on tube
damn, God, flood this one more time

smelly box, sad bung
selfrighteous ecomanic
Too stuff to poo

w. bush FLAMING ASS
but life is still selffulfilling,
STOP and enjoy poo

Bung is Beautiful
healthy Bung is happy Bung
Have a happy Bung

it's bung or cut bait
bung: can't dance, too wet to plow
beats bung in your eye

Cosmic bung, earth bung
cat trailing plastic bag bung
bung it was always

don't even think that

has it all gone bung?
the whole shitty universe?
I din't think so.

aboriginal
Jagara language firstly
now yakka is work

state of your bowls
state of mankind, the cosmos
together: happy bung

there ain't any doubt
pollution is a dog's breath
yet a world remains

Thrive on hard yakka?
What the hell is hard yakka?
Can you eat this stuff?

Not worried at all.
Just wondering what you think
about this project.

Write me a haiku
Make certain it's really bad.
We communicate.

Jane% will return all
poems that anyone named
Jane has written...huh?

Just who is this jane%
and why is she sending back
this other janes poems?

adverbs modify
the adjectives qualify
grammar rules OK

Poo is business
so is trash landfills poo pipes
toilet paper too

state of my bowels
is nobody's business
excepting mine own

yank spank wank yee ha
yes i like it sam i am
beats mellie for sure

Mellie aint the worst
that's gotta be my first
chill out, take a poo

fox box lox near far
car house mouse louse plane train rain
no sam let me be

Mellie goes for Mel
She is the greediest cunt
Living in a void

alarm clock, jolt up
shaking, sweating, oh thank god
colostomy nightmare

ya bloody drongo
wanking is not the real deal
ya fucking idiot

hey, don't be woeful
colostomy bag stinking
with shit from Pa's hip

injustice system
criminal insanity
sick killing the sick

old friends avert eyes
ignore odor, don't mention
colostomy bag

To Poo is to Be
Love is serendipitous
Poo is life's constant

Nantucket fellow
dick long many kisses, hmmm
ponder ear coitus

snow, maybe no snow.
weathermen have no idea
the tow trucks await

oh mother, mother
your convulsions have wreaked woe
wrong-way birth canal

like a vain labor
lord, lord the mangled infants
weep for india

thin brown broken limbs
like saplings in a typhoon
uprooted,blown down

crushed beneath the earth
children like fallen atlas
too small to bear it

Hark, my brown eyes see,
Rascal eating kitty do
Auh, Almond Rocha

When I poo I smile
turd honking for right of way
colon blows, nice pile

dark brown knowing eyes
I am not the devil, I
am a TERRIER

the arsenic and
mercury laced waves still SOUND
wonderful, problems.......?

Yap, yap, growl and snap
Blame cat for crap on carpet
Boris - rag, mop, rat?

around and around
squint, sniff, my unfruitful quest
the search never ends

black dog races, jumps,
swims; the ocean tastes so good!
dog yummy, dead shit...