Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
fox box lox near far
car house mouse louse plane train rain
no sam let me be
Haiku # 5806 January 29, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by seuss-san
Mellie goes for Mel
She is the greediest cunt
Living in a void
Haiku # 5805 January 29, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by self portrait
alarm clock, jolt up
shaking, sweating, oh thank god
colostomy nightmare
Haiku # 5804 January 29, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by happy bung
ya bloody drongo
wanking is not the real deal
ya fucking idiot
Haiku # 5803 January 29, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by mellie: boo hoo. blub blub
hey, don't be woeful
colostomy bag stinking
with shit from Pa's hip
Haiku # 5802 January 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
injustice system
criminal insanity
sick killing the sick
Haiku # 5801 January 29, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by mellie : FOR GEE DUBYA
old friends avert eyes
ignore odor, don't mention
colostomy bag
Haiku # 5800 January 29, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by woeful of bung
To Poo is to Be
Love is serendipitous
Poo is life's constant
Haiku # 5799 January 29, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by BORIS
Nantucket fellow
dick long many kisses, hmmm
ponder ear coitus
Haiku # 5798 January 29, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Paddy Hirikawa
snow, maybe no snow.
weathermen have no idea
the tow trucks await
Haiku # 5797 January 29, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by beth of Kansas
oh mother, mother
your convulsions have wreaked woe
wrong-way birth canal

like a vain labor
lord, lord the mangled infants
weep for india
Haiku # 5796 January 29, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
thin brown broken limbs
like saplings in a typhoon
uprooted,blown down
Haiku # 5795 January 29, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
crushed beneath the earth
children like fallen atlas
too small to bear it
Haiku # 5794 January 29, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
Hark, my brown eyes see,
Rascal eating kitty do
Auh, Almond Rocha
Haiku # 5793 January 29, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by Margo
When I poo I smile
turd honking for right of way
colon blows, nice pile
Haiku # 5792 January 29, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Ricard, not Paver
dark brown knowing eyes
I am not the devil, I
am a TERRIER
Haiku # 5791 January 29, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by Rascal
the arsenic and
mercury laced waves still SOUND
wonderful, problems.......?
Haiku # 5790 January 29, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by what problems?
Yap, yap, growl and snap
Blame cat for crap on carpet
Boris - rag, mop, rat?
Haiku # 5789 January 29, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Rascal
around and around
squint, sniff, my unfruitful quest
the search never ends
Haiku # 5788 January 29, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Margo
black dog races, jumps,
swims; the ocean tastes so good!
dog yummy, dead shit...
Haiku # 5787 January 29, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by pigdog
Haiku # 5786 January 29, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by pigdog
Bark, trash, shit and pee
Devil my guide and master
Rascal - dog ? bastard
Haiku # 5785 January 29, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Boris
vanished souls, and our
children who listened so well,
no blue sky for them
Haiku # 5784 January 29, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by pigdog
black dog clicks down hall
jaunty, friends nose pokes into
computer room; walk!!!?
Haiku # 5783 January 29, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by pigdog
beef stew and moth balls
I smell an old man
an old man I am
Haiku # 5782 January 29, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by not mike
anarchy is dead
long live qualitativeness!
don't need you to poo
Haiku # 5781 January 29, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by boo of boo-who?
Kiss hole complacency
entropy-like outcome
of a life of greed
Haiku # 5780 January 29, 2001 10:35 am ET
by pigdog
Not hard at all Matt
I read it all don't worry.
Thrive on hard yakka.
Haiku # 5779 January 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by mellie, for matt in Bali. rsvp anon
Government is just dull
This monster of politicos
We use as scapegoat
Haiku # 5778 January 29, 2001 9:25 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
Charlie Brown lifestyle
27, still at home on line
and still bust a ku
Haiku # 5777 January 29, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Moxie of hey, pick on me...
Hey Mellie, you there?
Maybe you read my letter.
Is it too much work?
Haiku # 5776 January 29, 2001 8:18 am ET
by Matt Cole of Bali
where in universe
is she, beyond or in my
heart; fat lady sing!
Haiku # 5775 January 29, 2001 8:13 am ET
by matusek/squared
where in universe
Haiku # 5774 January 29, 2001 8:12 am ET
by matusek/squared
bad haiku like
ball-a-dick'sleave poignant gaps-
stuff of pregnancies
Haiku # 5773 January 29, 2001 8:11 am ET
by boo of melegonot4me
the dubya in twat
double dog dare ya to swat
bottom suckers, at

americans all
in a competition: who'll
be most pathetic
Haiku # 5772 January 29, 2001 8:08 am ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Floating on a cloud
etherealization
really and truely
Haiku # 5771 January 29, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
please ask these questions:
how? when? why? where?what extent?
adverbs are useful
Haiku # 5770 January 29, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
Reverently I'd
kiss his ring; black hole or not.
His Holiness Ash.
Haiku # 5769 January 29, 2001 6:45 am ET
by mellie, for you Boo
what some think is real
some may think ethereal
they need more ether
Haiku # 5768 January 29, 2001 5:45 am ET
by ash
after we're all gone
the blue planet will remain
still quite beautiful
Haiku # 5767 January 28, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ash
really so weary?
incredible! thinking real
thoughts not bullshit mate
Haiku # 5766 January 28, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by mellie
none of your belief
way too much godly bullshit
some of us think real
Haiku # 5765 January 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Josh of some of us are rational, not religous
adoration, yep
genuflecting, I was blessed
a miracle cure
Haiku # 5764 January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by mellie
the law of kindness
judged by your brothers
unknown forces dead
Haiku # 5763 January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by Josh of anarchy is no one in charge
mellie-mouth is one
dimension, adores ash like
a hole she fell in
Haiku # 5762 January 28, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Boo
waking up crying
grandaughters fucking nightmare
the pillow was wet
Haiku # 5761 January 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by mellie
infallible Ash
sure, pontifex maximus
indulgence granted
Haiku # 5760 January 28, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
That's Die!e

call women bitch and
you'll lick twat with every
buck you DON'T get back!
Haiku # 5759 January 28, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Die!e
count the species gone
or doomed, spell their names for us,
ash, we count on YOU


Haiku # 5758 January 28, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by pigdog
try looking behind,
that pretty picture in your
mind ash, you good-speller
Haiku # 5757 January 28, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by pigdog
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