Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

snow, maybe no snow.
weathermen have no idea
the tow trucks await
Haiku # 5797, January 29, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by beth of Kansas
oh mother, mother
your convulsions have wreaked woe
wrong-way birth canal

like a vain labor
lord, lord the mangled infants
weep for india
Haiku # 5796, January 29, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
thin brown broken limbs
like saplings in a typhoon
uprooted,blown down
Haiku # 5795, January 29, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
crushed beneath the earth
children like fallen atlas
too small to bear it
Haiku # 5794, January 29, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
Hark, my brown eyes see,
Rascal eating kitty do
Auh, Almond Rocha
Haiku # 5793, January 29, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by Margo
When I poo I smile
turd honking for right of way
colon blows, nice pile
Haiku # 5792, January 29, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Ricard, not Paver
dark brown knowing eyes
I am not the devil, I
am a TERRIER
Haiku # 5791, January 29, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by Rascal
the arsenic and
mercury laced waves still SOUND
wonderful, problems.......?
Haiku # 5790, January 29, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by what problems?
Yap, yap, growl and snap
Blame cat for crap on carpet
Boris - rag, mop, rat?
Haiku # 5789, January 29, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Rascal
around and around
squint, sniff, my unfruitful quest
the search never ends
Haiku # 5788, January 29, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Margo
black dog races, jumps,
swims; the ocean tastes so good!
dog yummy, dead shit...
Haiku # 5787, January 29, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by pigdog
Haiku # 5786, January 29, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by pigdog
Bark, trash, shit and pee
Devil my guide and master
Rascal - dog ? bastard
Haiku # 5785, January 29, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Boris
vanished souls, and our
children who listened so well,
no blue sky for them
Haiku # 5784, January 29, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by pigdog
black dog clicks down hall
jaunty, friends nose pokes into
computer room; walk!!!?
Haiku # 5783, January 29, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by pigdog
beef stew and moth balls
I smell an old man
an old man I am
Haiku # 5782, January 29, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by not mike
anarchy is dead
long live qualitativeness!
don't need you to poo
Haiku # 5781, January 29, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by boo of boo-who?
Kiss hole complacency
entropy-like outcome
of a life of greed
Haiku # 5780, January 29, 2001 10:35 am ET
by pigdog
Not hard at all Matt
I read it all don't worry.
Thrive on hard yakka.
Haiku # 5779, January 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by mellie, for matt in Bali. rsvp anon
Government is just dull
This monster of politicos
We use as scapegoat
Haiku # 5778, January 29, 2001 9:25 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
Charlie Brown lifestyle
27, still at home on line
and still bust a ku
Haiku # 5777, January 29, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Moxie of hey, pick on me...
Hey Mellie, you there?
Maybe you read my letter.
Is it too much work?
Haiku # 5776, January 29, 2001 8:18 am ET
by Matt Cole of Bali
where in universe
is she, beyond or in my
heart; fat lady sing!
Haiku # 5775, January 29, 2001 8:13 am ET
by matusek/squared
where in universe
Haiku # 5774, January 29, 2001 8:12 am ET
by matusek/squared
bad haiku like
ball-a-dick'sleave poignant gaps-
stuff of pregnancies
Haiku # 5773, January 29, 2001 8:11 am ET
by boo of melegonot4me
the dubya in twat
double dog dare ya to swat
bottom suckers, at

americans all
in a competition: who'll
be most pathetic
Haiku # 5772, January 29, 2001 8:08 am ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Floating on a cloud
etherealization
really and truely
Haiku # 5771, January 29, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
please ask these questions:
how? when? why? where?what extent?
adverbs are useful
Haiku # 5770, January 29, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
Reverently I'd
kiss his ring; black hole or not.
His Holiness Ash.
Haiku # 5769, January 29, 2001 6:45 am ET
by mellie, for you Boo
what some think is real
some may think ethereal
they need more ether
Haiku # 5768, January 29, 2001 5:45 am ET
by ash
after we're all gone
the blue planet will remain
still quite beautiful
Haiku # 5767, January 28, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by ash
really so weary?
incredible! thinking real
thoughts not bullshit mate
Haiku # 5766, January 28, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by mellie
none of your belief
way too much godly bullshit
some of us think real
Haiku # 5765, January 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Josh of some of us are rational, not religous
adoration, yep
genuflecting, I was blessed
a miracle cure
Haiku # 5764, January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by mellie
the law of kindness
judged by your brothers
unknown forces dead
Haiku # 5763, January 28, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by Josh of anarchy is no one in charge
mellie-mouth is one
dimension, adores ash like
a hole she fell in
Haiku # 5762, January 28, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Boo
waking up crying
grandaughters fucking nightmare
the pillow was wet
Haiku # 5761, January 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by mellie
infallible Ash
sure, pontifex maximus
indulgence granted
Haiku # 5760, January 28, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
That's Die!e

call women bitch and
you'll lick twat with every
buck you DON'T get back!
Haiku # 5759, January 28, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Die!e
count the species gone
or doomed, spell their names for us,
ash, we count on YOU


Haiku # 5758, January 28, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by pigdog
try looking behind,
that pretty picture in your
mind ash, you good-speller
Haiku # 5757, January 28, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by pigdog
remains..? beautiful?
only to the ignorant;
ignoring the truth....
Haiku # 5756, January 28, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by pigdog
Poo, well fuck you too.
politics is beautiful
show me the money
Haiku # 5755, January 28, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Boris
Diele's a bitch
Bite my social consciousness
lick Bush for four years
Haiku # 5754, January 28, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Spanky
corrupt politics
promise cheat deceive steal lie
i like poo better
Haiku # 5753, January 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"chads are not legal
votes"; but the crime, "to denie!"
is not questioned, bye...

bite the big one, like
pestilent pubes-on-twat should
before he sees US
Haiku # 5752, January 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Die!e
Spanky"s stupid. His
vote was bought, buy his lack of
social consciousness
Haiku # 5751, January 28, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Die!e
As the wise had said
The White House may still stand
But the people they will
all be new about
100 years from now and
they will read of us
Haiku # 5750, January 28, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Moxie of Welcome to the Age of the Monkey House
spanking the monkey
just waiting for my tax cut
show me the money
Haiku # 5749, January 28, 2001 10:44 am ET
by spanky
Bad puns live in style
infamy, dumb and dumber
but it will do
Haiku # 5748, January 28, 2001 8:57 am ET
by Moxie of woah, nellie...
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