Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer
Haiku # 5854, February 1, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Janis
I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have
Haiku # 5853, February 1, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Janis
So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction
Haiku # 5852, February 1, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Janis
Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart
Haiku # 5851, February 1, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Janis
Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks
Haiku # 5850, February 1, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Janis
Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 5849, January 31, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by mellie
bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos
Haiku # 5848, January 31, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era
Haiku # 5847, January 31, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung
Haiku # 5846, January 31, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Rascal
Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease
Haiku # 5845, January 31, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?
Haiku # 5844, January 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!
Haiku # 5843, January 31, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by pigdog
Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy
Haiku # 5842, January 31, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by Paver
Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung
Haiku # 5841, January 31, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs. Go sniff a butt
Haiku # 5840, January 31, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Rascal
Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness
Haiku # 5839, January 31, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Mikey to Paver and Mouse - Poo Haiku
Janis got fired
Bad Haiku may be dormant
New host must be found
Haiku # 5838, January 31, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Janis
Praise to bung haiku
Contented is man who poos
in quick four-four time
Haiku # 5837, January 31, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Paverotti
i need to sleep now
not even sure what i meant
by last piece of poo

Haiku # 5836, January 31, 2001 11:13 am ET
by the poople's choice
lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung
Haiku # 5835, January 31, 2001 11:06 am ET
by lead dog
I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku
Haiku # 5834, January 31, 2001 9:34 am ET
by mellie
in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )
Haiku # 5833, January 31, 2001 9:30 am ET
by mellie: from Bill's sonnet 30
Thanks to the few who
actually do haiku!
...rest of you? Poople!...
Haiku # 5832, January 31, 2001 8:34 am ET
by MissEverything
Somehow those who follow
The Beast don't surprise me
I come close myself
Haiku # 5831, January 31, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of ...hmm
falling down around
overflowing the limits
precipitously
Haiku # 5830, January 31, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ash
pouring heavily
that omnipresent moisture
rattle my downpipes
Haiku # 5829, January 31, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ash
love that dopamine
he de-stresses my distress
he calms my anger
Haiku # 5828, January 31, 2001 12:29 am ET
by mellie
"Wanna Dickhard, Babe?"
Really?! Shouldn't that be spelt
"Richard"? I think not*
Haiku # 5827, January 30, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by MissEverything
"WHAT U SAY?!" I think
the good ol' U S of AY?
Getting Really Old!
Haiku # 5826, January 30, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by MissEverything
IDIOT! "No, my
ID has eaten already,
thank you very much!"
Haiku # 5825, January 30, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by MissEverything
early in the morn
a little drinkie winkie
gets the new day born
Haiku # 5824, January 30, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Mouser
Protesting protest
Gun groups and pro death on tube
damn, God, flood this one more time
Haiku # 5823, January 30, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Moxie of ain't that America...
smelly box, sad bung
selfrighteous ecomanic
Too stuff to poo

w. bush FLAMING ASS
but life is still selffulfilling,
STOP and enjoy poo
Haiku # 5822, January 30, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by Mikey
Bung is Beautiful
healthy Bung is happy Bung
Have a happy Bung
Haiku # 5821, January 30, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Bung Daddy
it's bung or cut bait
bung: can't dance, too wet to plow
beats bung in your eye
Haiku # 5820, January 30, 2001 11:58 am ET
by smellie
Cosmic bung, earth bung
cat trailing plastic bag bung
bung it was always
Haiku # 5819, January 30, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't even think that
Haiku # 5818, January 30, 2001 6:59 am ET
by mellie
has it all gone bung?
the whole shitty universe?
I din't think so.
Haiku # 5817, January 30, 2001 6:58 am ET
by mellie
aboriginal
Jagara language firstly
now yakka is work
Haiku # 5816, January 30, 2001 5:57 am ET
by mellie. for Matt re yakka
state of your bowls
state of mankind, the cosmos
together: happy bung
Haiku # 5815, January 30, 2001 4:24 am ET
by Caifu dre pavre
there ain't any doubt
pollution is a dog's breath
yet a world remains
Haiku # 5814, January 30, 2001 3:00 am ET
by ash
Thrive on hard yakka?
What the hell is hard yakka?
Can you eat this stuff?

Not worried at all.
Just wondering what you think
about this project.

Write me a haiku
Make certain it's really bad.
We communicate.
Haiku # 5813, January 30, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Matt - FOR MELLIE of Bali
Jane% will return all
poems that anyone named
Jane has written...huh?

Just who is this jane%
and why is she sending back
this other janes poems?
Haiku # 5812, January 30, 2001 12:07 am ET
by the average bad haikuist
adverbs modify
the adjectives qualify
grammar rules OK
Haiku # 5811, January 29, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie : AGAIN!
Poo is business
so is trash landfills poo pipes
toilet paper too
Haiku # 5810, January 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Margo
state of my bowels
is nobody's business
excepting mine own
Haiku # 5809, January 29, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by mellie
yank spank wank yee ha
yes i like it sam i am
beats mellie for sure
Haiku # 5808, January 29, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Dr Ruth
Mellie aint the worst
that's gotta be my first
chill out, take a poo
Haiku # 5807, January 29, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Paver
fox box lox near far
car house mouse louse plane train rain
no sam let me be
Haiku # 5806, January 29, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by seuss-san
Mellie goes for Mel
She is the greediest cunt
Living in a void
Haiku # 5805, January 29, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by self portrait
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