Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

always heartwarming
one prejudice quashed by
yet another one

curmudgeon mellie
throwing fuel on linda and
tims fire, toasty!
Haiku # 5892, March 5, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
high humidity
armpits drip like a shower
local understorm
Haiku # 5891, March 5, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ash
the site is working
but not it would seem, janis
need the voucher back?
Haiku # 5890, March 5, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by ash
has time marched on ?
no longer february
orientation ?

Haiku # 5889, March 5, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 5888, February 6, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit
Haiku # 5887, February 5, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL
Haiku # 5886, February 5, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
Interest rates are down
wall street is weak at the knees
Chaos is looming
Haiku # 5885, February 5, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
Perhaps she was Tim
lying with a cheat like you
who counts the condoms
Haiku # 5884, February 5, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by mellie
Suffered for some days
sadness emptiness mourning:
so much better now
Haiku # 5883, February 5, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by mellie : AGAIN!
The peculiar
interregnum is past now.
Welcome back Janis.
Haiku # 5882, February 5, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by mellie
Is it really true
or is it my imagination
Janis, are you back?
Haiku # 5881, February 5, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by mellie
linda lying cheat
condoms missing from the box
it wasn't with me
Haiku # 5880, February 5, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by tim of largo
a very huge man
flying through the air, puking
bring your umbrella
Haiku # 5879, February 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Stu of California
My liver won't quit
but my pancreas hates me
transplant, anyone?
Haiku # 5878, February 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Stu of California
`hai` means 'crippled' or
'funny' or 'irregular'.
Japanese bug me
Haiku # 5877, February 3, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
My cat can talk now
"Everything here is mine.
Give me that remote."
Haiku # 5876, February 3, 2001 4:07 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mean girl wants to breed,
parthenogenesis,
her only option
Haiku # 5875, February 3, 2001 4:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Cryogenic Sleep
wake me when this fucking swing
fad is really dead
Haiku # 5874, February 3, 2001 3:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo
Haiku # 5873, February 2, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Rascal
Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place
and plenty of space
Haiku # 5872, February 2, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Disco Daddy
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?
Haiku # 5871, February 2, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
more correct above, still mistakes below
Haiku # 5870, February 2, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?
Haiku # 5869, February 2, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
correct above, mistake below
Haiku # 5868, February 2, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?
Haiku # 5867, February 2, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!
Haiku # 5866, February 2, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by FRANKENSTEIN of Uphers
You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
Haiku # 5865, February 2, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Moxie of good stuff
Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
Haiku # 5864, February 2, 2001 7:58 am ET
by vanishingpoint of circle it
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
Haiku # 5863, February 2, 2001 7:51 am ET
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University
I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.


Haiku # 5862, February 2, 2001 6:38 am ET
by th_colonel of Huntsville, AL
added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch
Haiku # 5861, February 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one
Haiku # 5860, February 1, 2001 9:30 am ET
by josh
anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life
Haiku # 5859, February 1, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Josh
Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy
Haiku # 5858, February 1, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Paver
Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

Haiku # 5857, February 1, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Mouser, not mikey
poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.
Haiku # 5856, February 1, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie
reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to
Haiku # 5855, February 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie
I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer
Haiku # 5854, February 1, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Janis
I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have
Haiku # 5853, February 1, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Janis
So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction
Haiku # 5852, February 1, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Janis
Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart
Haiku # 5851, February 1, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Janis
Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks
Haiku # 5850, February 1, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Janis
Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 5849, January 31, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by mellie
bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos
Haiku # 5848, January 31, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era
Haiku # 5847, January 31, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung
Haiku # 5846, January 31, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Rascal
Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease
Haiku # 5845, January 31, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?
Haiku # 5844, January 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!
Haiku # 5843, January 31, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by pigdog
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >