You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo

Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place
and plenty of space

pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?

more correct above, still mistakes below

pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?

correct above, mistake below

pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?

Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!

You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise

Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!

Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.

I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.

added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch

havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one

anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life

Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy

Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.

reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to

I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer

I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have

So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction

Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart

Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks

Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?

bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos

though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era

Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung

Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease

If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?

sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!

Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy

Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung

The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs. Go sniff a butt

Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness

Janis got fired
Bad Haiku may be dormant
New host must be found

Praise to bung haiku
Contented is man who poos
in quick four-four time

i need to sleep now
not even sure what i meant
by last piece of poo

lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung

I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku

in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )

Thanks to the few who
actually do haiku!
...rest of you? Poople!...

Somehow those who follow
The Beast don't surprise me
I come close myself

falling down around
overflowing the limits
precipitously

pouring heavily
that omnipresent moisture
rattle my downpipes

love that dopamine
he de-stresses my distress
he calms my anger

"Wanna Dickhard, Babe?"
Really?! Shouldn't that be spelt
"Richard"? I think not*

"WHAT U SAY?!" I think
the good ol' U S of AY?
Getting Really Old!

IDIOT! "No, my
ID has eaten already,
thank you very much!"

early in the morn
a little drinkie winkie
gets the new day born