What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot 
 
			
XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot 
 
			
Interest rates are down
wall street is weak at the knees
Chaos is looming
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot 
 
			
Perhaps she was Tim
lying with a cheat like you
who counts the condoms
by mellie
 
			
Suffered for some days
sadness emptiness mourning:
so much better now
by mellie  : AGAIN!
 
			
The peculiar
interregnum is past now.
Welcome back Janis.
by mellie
 
			
Is it really true
or is it my imagination
Janis, are you back?
by mellie
 
			
linda lying cheat
condoms missing from the box
it wasn't with me
by tim of largo 
 
			
a very huge man
flying through the air, puking
bring your umbrella
by Stu of California 
 
			
My liver won't quit
but my pancreas hates me
transplant, anyone?
by Stu of California 
 
			
`hai` means 'crippled' or
'funny' or 'irregular'.
Japanese bug me
by Brady of Toronto 
 
			
My cat can talk now
"Everything here is mine.
Give me that remote."
by Brady of Toronto 
 
			
Mean girl wants to breed,
parthenogenesis,
her only option
by Brady of Toronto 
 
			
Cryogenic Sleep
wake me when this fucking swing
fad is really dead
by Brady of Toronto 
 
			
You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo 
by Rascal
 
			
Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place 
and plenty of space 
by Disco Daddy
 
			
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun 
 
			
more correct above, still mistakes below
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
 
			
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun 
 
			
correct above, mistake below
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
 
			
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun 
 
			
Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!
by FRANKENSTEIN of Uphers 
 
			
You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
by Moxie of good stuff 
 
			
Science is Thick of It
Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?
thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
by vanishingpoint of circle it 
 
			
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University 
 
			
I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick. 
Sometimes I make them sick. 
by th_colonel of Huntsville, AL 
 
			
added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA 
 
			
havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one
by josh
 
			
anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life
by Josh
 
			
Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy
by Paver
 
			
Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect
by Mouser, not mikey
 
			
poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.
by mellie
 
			
reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to
by mellie
 
			
I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer
by Janis
 
			
I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have
by Janis
 
			
So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction
by Janis
 
			
Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart
by Janis
 
			
Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks
by Janis
 
			
Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without 
fix of Bad Haiku?
by mellie
 
			
bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos
by mellie
 
			
though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era
by ash
 
			
Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung 
by Rascal
 
			
Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease  
by Bung Daddy
 
			
If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?
by Miss Everything
 
			
sorry to hear that 
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site
thank-you for your work! 
and woof!-woof!
by pigdog
 
			
Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy
by Paver
 
			
Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung
by Bung Daddy
 
			
The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs.  Go sniff a butt
by Rascal
 
			
Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness
by Mikey to Paver and Mouse - Poo Haiku